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11-11-2001, 10:18 PM
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The Oldest ...and Youngest Person You Have Ever Boned
For me...the oldest was 43 and I was 19
the youngest was 22 and im 35....ssssssssssss ------------------ Sincerley YoYoBean BP4L - Master Programmer Jesuscash 5.01 - Ive Been Living In Tam's Attic For 20 Years...when will she feed me???? - How does a woman compete in a man's world? |
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11-11-2001, 10:21 PM
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You boned a 43-year-old when you were 19 ???
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11-11-2001, 10:24 PM
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HAY!!!!!!!!!
Whats wrong with that??? It wasnt like love making or anything...just a guy i knew from work...and we humped in the storeroom...gotta love working at Wooly's!  he blew it after like 20 seconds....so does that bone count? ------------------ Sincerley YoYoBean BP4L - Master Programmer Jesuscash 5.01 - Ive Been Living In Tam's Attic For 20 Years...when will she feed me???? - How does a woman compete in a man's world? [This message has been edited by YoYoBean (edited 11-11-2001).] |
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11-11-2001, 10:29 PM
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I'm 23 & my girlfriend is 51.
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11-11-2001, 10:53 PM
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Banned
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LMFAO
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11-11-2001, 10:54 PM
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Will code for food...
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11-11-2001, 11:15 PM
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the oldest when i was 16 was 27
the youngest this year was 27 shit i´m getting old |
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11-11-2001, 11:30 PM
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What would you call her?
I called her 'Grandma' in bed once, but that was weird, I felt funny afterwards. Quote:
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11-11-2001, 11:49 PM
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I could have had some when I was nine (she was five) but I really didn't know where the hole was.
She didn't know where to put it and my friend Sonny (her 8 yo brother) was of no help either. I'm really glad it turned out that way. We had much more fun together playing in a field near where we lived. She was a nice friend, and played a mean game of tag. |
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11-12-2001, 12:03 AM
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Youngest was 14 when I was 17....
Oldest was 35 when I was 18....lol |
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11-12-2001, 01:15 AM
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i don't think i've gone beyond a 2 year range from my age.... :-P
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11-12-2001, 01:42 AM
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No comment. The FBI reads this board. You know they do.
Look guys, she looked 18 to me, c'mon who'd have thought a girl that age would have tits like that? |
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11-12-2001, 02:22 AM
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11-12-2001, 02:31 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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11-12-2001, 02:32 AM
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i know FBI is here reading the board, but the idiots are trying 3 hours to login and post and still can't find the way!
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11-12-2001, 02:35 AM
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aka K-Man
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i was 19 and she was 55 at thad's swinger club in san diego, (thads.com) she was fucked by 6 of us, right at the end of the night...
youngest -- i plead the fifth! [This message has been edited by kmanrox (edited 11-12-2001).] |
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11-12-2001, 08:33 AM
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wifes 18 been dateing 6 years so figure it out :-)
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11-12-2001, 08:38 AM
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Vrume Mark
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Oldest is 32, youngest is my current girlfriend 19
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11-12-2001, 11:31 AM
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The FBI reads this???!! I'm not telling then!!!
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11-12-2001, 11:45 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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13 & 44. Just to set things straight. I was 15 when I was with the 13 year old. I am 16 now. I think I will go back for more. I could have tagged Snow last night.. hell I could tag him now. He is passed out cold 6 feet from me (shitty pic but the room is dark). Lucky for him I do not swing that way.
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11-12-2001, 02:25 PM
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11-12-2001, 02:29 PM
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I was 23, and she was 49. Well, she was 49 in dog years - I forget the conversion.
7 years old or something? heheheh |
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11-12-2001, 02:33 PM
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i was boned by a 17 year old and my current boyfriend is 32 =)
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11-12-2001, 02:35 PM
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11-12-2001, 03:27 PM
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My oldest shag was 36, when I was 19 ... She was watching me as I was on a high score streak playing PINBALL in Balm Beach (tourist town north of Wasaga Beach) ... I was making the machine "POP"(free game) like 10 times already in past 5 mins, so a bit of a crowd was gathering around me ...
"Ruth" started off like putting her arm on me innocently enough, but soon started kissing me on the cheek when I had a successful MULTI-BALL run, or even kissing me between my balls ...(on the mouth, between pinballs ... you fucking perverted gutter minds )Once I finished my high score game (ended up with something crazy like 84 BILLION -- newer pinball games gave points way too easy), I had about 12 FREE games still(I "matched" too if you can believe it!) Ruth suggested that I give away the games, as she was in need of a ride back to Midland (10 miles away, where I also lived at the time). How do you say no to a stunning, petite, dirty blonde haired woman who is kissing you and rubbing your cack thru your rugby pants ?!? (hehehe ... I am dating myself now.) We sat in my 75 Camaro LT for about 20 minutes "parking" before we even left the beach ... When we got back to town, it was only about 10:30pm. She guided me to her house, which was I kid you not, right NEXT DOOR to my mother's best friend's house! This was not good. I parked my car 3 blocks down, in the parking lot of the elementary school I attended, and we walked back to her house ... She was ALL OVER ME, and I was scared shitless that my mother's friend was going to see me! We made it into her house undetected, and fucked sooooo many times that night I was even surprised at my stamina Upon leaving her house the next morning, my mom's friend's husband was leaving his house at the same time ... he kind of looked at me funny, and said hi to me, but nothing was ever mentioned to my mother. (that I know of...) Ruth and I had a few more rendez-vous over the next two weeks, but I was young and single, and the summer tourist season had just begun, so I wanted to keep my options open, and eventually stopped going by Ruth's place. As far as my youngest ... I met this very pretty black girl in Toronto when I was about 22 or 23. "Ayisha" was about 5 foot 10 with model looks, a great rack, and a booty only a black girl has We went back to her apartment, as her mother was going to be at work all afternoon (it was about 1pm). After about 1½ hours of doing what horny young people do with each other, we got up to take a shower together. It was then I noticed the blood on her sheets, and on my yogurt slinger I had gone south on her first, so I knew that it was not "that time of the month" Hmmm... I asked her about it ... and she told me that yes I was her first. We took our shower, and did what horny young people do together in showers. About 3 days later, I got a phone call from a girl who claimed to be a girlfriend of Ayisha's. She told me that Ayisha's mother found out, and that unless I wanted to go to jail, I had better not ever go by there again !!! Apparently, Ayisha was about 4 years younger than she told me she was, and to add insult to injury, her mother was an ordained Penticostal evangelist !!! Needless to say, Mrs. Holier than Thou was on a mission to ruin the boy who had spoiled her only daughter. I was told that Ayisha was sent away to an all girls christian boarding school. I had just been given a crash course on how many black girls mature years ahead of their age. DAAAAAAYUM!!! No more picking up girls at McDonalds for Hungryman ... Since then, I have done all my trolling at over 19 events. ------------------  Airforce come and dey flatten your home !!! The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family I like to rub HERTURN on my nipples  [This message has been edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=- (edited 11-12-2001).] |
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11-12-2001, 03:31 PM
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11-12-2001, 04:03 PM
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11-13-2001, 01:26 AM
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Hey I was gonna use the dog years joke!!! |
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11-13-2001, 10:47 AM
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I'm 27 and the oldest girl I ever delivered to was 25.......My current girlfriend is 11 but she's mature for her age. haha!
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11-13-2001, 10:51 AM
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I know you people are going to take my last comment seriously....so I'll just say ahead of time.....just kidding........geez........loosen up!
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11-13-2001, 10:54 AM
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You people are all sick !
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11-13-2001, 10:55 AM
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That read like a Penthouse letter. Quote:
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