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RedShoe · 01-24-2005, 12:42 PM

A few moments ago, Herb (the roach's) wife gave birth to a baby roach. It's kinda hard to tell this early on, but I think it's a girl. Her carapace (the helmet on the back of her head) seems really smooth. Boys have two horns and I think at that age they are noticeable, but I don't see them on her.

Closeup

HOLY SHIT!! She had twins!!

I guess that make me a proud grandfather of 2... and at 30 years old, what will the neighbors think?

Congratulations Herb!

cherrylula · 01-24-2005, 12:43 PM

hahaha holy shit, those things don't multiply by the hundreds?

pxxx · 01-24-2005, 12:56 PM

LMAO, that is some funny shit.

RedShoe · 01-24-2005, 01:01 PM

the german ones do. According to NetRodent in this post, http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=138440 it's a lot. The number is really big and I'm too lazy for copy and paste but it's 5 digits past billion... whatever that is.

That # is really high so it must not be that high. The earth would fill up with roach carcasses if that were the case.

The german roaches are fuckin NASTY, I would never touch one if I could avoid it. These ones are cool, and mellow.

Spudman · 01-24-2005, 01:03 PM

go herb

Indica · 01-24-2005, 01:03 PM

eeeek, gross. lol.
but congrats anyways grandpa.

nofx · 01-24-2005, 01:04 PM

cool stuff

roaches are kinda cute, but i prefer the roaches you can smoke ;]

edit: you have pet roaches?

RedShoe · 01-24-2005, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by nofx

cool stuff

roaches are kinda cute, but i prefer the roaches you can smoke ;]

edit: you have pet roaches?

The only difference between you and me when it comes to roaches is, I keep mine in a cage, you let yours run around free in the house. And yes, they are now my pets. They're more than pets... they're family.

phatbiatch · 01-24-2005, 01:39 PM

squish them with your red shoe

Wiggles · 01-24-2005, 01:41 PM

thats pretty gross, insects are fucking sick, should squish them.

sweetME · 01-24-2005, 01:50 PM

Disgusting....imagine those on your neck. Eeeeeeeyouuuuuu

Twe Russ · 01-24-2005, 01:54 PM

Thats fucking feat factor for ya. Take a bite.

Jman · 01-24-2005, 01:58 PM

Redshoe, what kind of Roach are they ?

Furious_Female · 01-24-2005, 02:14 PM

Congrats!

RedShoe · 01-24-2005, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JMan

Redshoe, what kind of Roach are they ?

Madagascar hissing roaches. They are quite large actually.

Manowar · 01-24-2005, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by RedShoe

Madagascar hissing roaches. They are quite large actually.

Damn. Those a some pimp insects

ytcracker · 01-24-2005, 02:26 PM

they could attack small cities

Goose · 01-24-2005, 02:37 PM

hehehehe wtf? Great thread man

nofx · 01-24-2005, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe

The only difference between you and me when it comes to roaches is, I keep mine in a cage, you let yours run around free in the house. And yes, they are now my pets. They're more than pets... they're family.

cool stuff man!

do you breed them to sell them or is it just a hobby ?

they look like some pretty cool pets to have

SetTheWorldonFire · 01-24-2005, 02:53 PM

Did you get more roaches besides the baby ones?

looks like there is more

MandyBlake · 01-24-2005, 03:05 PM

awe congrats grandpappy!

brand0n · 01-24-2005, 03:07 PM

i just looked at my shoe like yeaaaaa u took out a ton of those fuckers family tree.

canplayer · 01-24-2005, 03:11 PM

do you ever snuggle with them in your bed, they look they are cuddly. You should bring them to a park and try picking up chicks with them.

wyldblyss · 01-24-2005, 03:14 PM

Just out of curiosity...what type of baby gift is appropriate under the circumstances. I have never bought for a roach before

imageman · 01-24-2005, 03:14 PM

I met some of these guys on the Ibill stand last at last years Internext

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe

Madagascar hissing roaches. They are quite large actually.

Nick416 · 01-24-2005, 03:30 PM

congrats!

LoriAnderson · 01-24-2005, 03:52 PM

LOL.. thats funny

RedShoe · 01-24-2005, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx

cool stuff man!

do you breed them to sell them or is it just a hobby ?

they look like some pretty cool pets to have

It became a hobby after meeting with a bug specialist when doing research.

Setthewoldonfire, naw man. Those are the same ones. They just had 2 babies this morning. Weird thing is, they come out white but turn black in just a couple of hours. I didn't know it happened that fast.

SetTheWorldonFire · 01-24-2005, 04:48 PM

Just make sure the cage is locked when I'm there.

r3ap3r · 01-24-2005, 05:40 PM

I used to have roaches in the house I used to live in. I armed myself with a can of WD-40 and a lighter and had myself a roach BBQ.

DWB · 01-24-2005, 06:41 PM

Have a cigar!!!

kowntafit · 01-24-2005, 06:44 PM

Why the fuck would you keep roaches as pets?

RedShoe · 01-24-2005, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by kowntafit

Why the fuck would you keep roaches as pets?

I already said. I keep them as pets instead of pests. understand? Mine aren't running around all willy nilly like yours are.

suesheboy · 01-24-2005, 07:23 PM

I love roachcam.com...Oh wait..I smoked it!

flashfire · 01-24-2005, 07:23 PM

pretty weird pets but whatever floats your boat

reynold · 01-24-2005, 07:26 PM

That is one disgusting but funny pic.

fr8 · 01-24-2005, 07:29 PM

film them having sex next time.

Spunky · 01-24-2005, 07:29 PM

Congrats on the new birth

Wolfy · 01-24-2005, 07:41 PM

cock-a-roaches

RedShoe · 01-24-2005, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fr8

film them having sex next time.

I already have...
Mad Roach Sex

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