Man, does snow brings out the assholes! (RANT) - GoFuckYourself.com

RayVega · 01-24-2005, 08:11 AM

Nothing smokes out the assholes like a good heavy snow storm, let me tell you.

Snow starts falling and morons scatter like roaches in Harlem kitchen when the light goes on. First of all, why is it that as soon as the first flurry hits the ground, everyone stops driving? We live in NY people! We've seen more white powder then a Columbian drug lord, you won't melt, drive the fucking car!

And so now it hits...15-20 inches. Now the guy that really makes me crazy is the complete fucking idiot who thinks he can save time by clearing a 1 foot by 1 foot porthole on his windshield through which to see. This fucktard is now driving down the street like a giant marshmallow on wheels, usually driving right down the center of the lanes because he cannot see where the lines are through his peep hole, causing anyone who wants to pass him to go onto the poorly plowed shoulder and risk getting wrecked.

You know what I think when I see that? I think of how wonderful it would be if this asshole smashed right into a pole and they didn't find his mangled body for at least three days because of all the snow on his car. As I think about that, I blissfully smile (convincing the guy next to me that I must be on something).

And if your the guy who cleans off his car except for the foot high topping, you are not doing anyone any fucking favors either. You are just as much of a jerk because just like the driving marshmallow man, as soon as you hit the gas, I get a windshield full of snow. It's inconsiderate and dangerous. Fuck both of you I hope you wreck.

The assholes are not limited to the road either, let's not forget the guy who shovels all the snow from his driveway and walkway right into the middle of the street figuring the plow will take it away. Well, Einstein, there's two problems with your theory! First, until the plow comes by again, everyone coming down the street plows right into the fucking pile you made on a normally clear road. Second, when the plow does come, he doesn't magically take it into snow fairy land...he pushes it straight across your poor neighbor's driveway or across his parked car which he earlier shoveled, and now has to do it again. I hope a car slips on that pile and skids right over you with your plastic fucking shovel.

This also applies to snow blowers. Does it take a fucking genius to realize that you must plow in a direction that does not shoot the snow right into your neighbor's yard? Is this rocket science? And do us a favor, if you are directing it in the street and see a car coming, have the common courtesy to stop for one of your precious seconds while they pass so they don't end up getting stream of snow across his car like a fuckin fire hose as he passes.

I could go on forever, like "gotta go get milk" lady who flocks to the supermarket like we are going to be snowed in for months. Or the "Let's go sleighing down the exit ramp" guy who takes his family sleighing down the on ramp of an expressway right towards traffic...great idea!

Just watch and observe, we are surrounded by self centered, half retarded dickheads...fuck them.

Babagirls · 01-24-2005, 08:13 AM

"We live in NY people! We've seen more white powder then a Columbian drug lord"

mardigras · 01-24-2005, 08:21 AM

I'm glad it only snows around here once or twice a decade, and it's usually not even enough to stick.

Digipimp · 01-24-2005, 08:30 AM

nice, although the sledding on the exit ramp is great idea!

Phoenix · 01-24-2005, 08:32 AM

you've got alot of built up anger

one day you will clutch your chest while freaking out over the small things in life

Sarah_Jayne · 01-24-2005, 08:36 AM

Philly and Boston both have the 'I have to get milk' lady too. When I lived in both it would go mad when more than six inches were forcasted. Which when you live in somewhere like Boston isn't all that infrequent.

Sarah_Jayne · 01-24-2005, 08:38 AM

oh and in Philly we have the 'must put something like a chair in my parking spot so no one parks in the place I just shoveled' guy.

nofx · 01-24-2005, 08:41 AM

lovely rant

Ron Bennett · 01-24-2005, 09:03 AM

People who don't completely clear off snow from their vehicle are liable if a crash occurs as a result; there are numerous incidents of people being arrested, even jailed for failure to completly clear off loose snow, ice, etc.

The lack of education is the primary reason many folks don't completely clear off snow - most don't realize the dangers, and more importantly, don't realize they could be held criminally liable in a crash; keep hoping the media would do some stories about this subject ... would help make winter driving safer.

Ron

brizzad · 01-24-2005, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by RayVega

You know what I think when I see that? I think of how wonderful it would be if this asshole smashed right into a pole and they didn't find his mangled body for at least three days because of all the snow on his car. As I think about that, I blissfully smile (convincing the guy next to me that I must be on something).

so because someone doesnt use a little common sense when driving, you hope he gets killed?

RayVega · 01-24-2005, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by brizzad

so because someone doesnt use a little common sense when driving, you hope he gets killed?

YES, only the strong/smart should survive

RayVega · 01-24-2005, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

oh and in Philly we have the 'must put something like a chair in my parking spot so no one parks in the place I just shoveled' guy.

I think that's legal grounds for Homocide here in NY.

asuna · 01-24-2005, 09:11 AM

I park the car in the garage, no snow for me

brizzad · 01-24-2005, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by RayVega

YES, only the strong/smart should survive

i think maybe a ticket/fine would teach him to clear off his whole windshield

uno · 01-24-2005, 09:20 AM

Hey Ray, feel free to post these on my site www.fuckoffasshole.com

I never really do anything with it and this is right up its alley.

FrankWhite · 01-24-2005, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by RayVega

Nothing smokes out the assholes like a good heavy snow storm, let me tell you.

Snow starts falling and morons scatter like roaches in Harlem kitchen when the light goes on. First of all, why is it that as soon as the first flurry hits the ground, everyone stops driving? We live in NY people! We've seen more white powder then a Columbian drug lord, you won't melt, drive the fucking car!

And so now it hits...15-20 inches. Now the guy that really makes me crazy is the complete fucking idiot who thinks he can save time by clearing a 1 foot by 1 foot porthole on his windshield through which to see. This fucktard is now driving down the street like a giant marshmallow on wheels, usually driving right down the center of the lanes because he cannot see where the lines are through his peep hole, causing anyone who wants to pass him to go onto the poorly plowed shoulder and risk getting wrecked.

You know what I think when I see that? I think of how wonderful it would be if this asshole smashed right into a pole and they didn't find his mangled body for at least three days because of all the snow on his car. As I think about that, I blissfully smile (convincing the guy next to me that I must be on something).

And if your the guy who cleans off his car except for the foot high topping, you are not doing anyone any fucking favors either. You are just as much of a jerk because just like the driving marshmallow man, as soon as you hit the gas, I get a windshield full of snow. It's inconsiderate and dangerous. Fuck both of you I hope you wreck.

The assholes are not limited to the road either, let's not forget the guy who shovels all the snow from his driveway and walkway right into the middle of the street figuring the plow will take it away. Well, Einstein, there's two problems with your theory! First, until the plow comes by again, everyone coming down the street plows right into the fucking pile you made on a normally clear road. Second, when the plow does come, he doesn't magically take it into snow fairy land...he pushes it straight across your poor neighbor's driveway or across his parked car which he earlier shoveled, and now has to do it again. I hope a car slips on that pile and skids right over you with your plastic fucking shovel.

This also applies to snow blowers. Does it take a fucking genius to realize that you must plow in a direction that does not shoot the snow right into your neighbor's yard? Is this rocket science? And do us a favor, if you are directing it in the street and see a car coming, have the common courtesy to stop for one of your precious seconds while they pass so they don't end up getting stream of snow across his car like a fuckin fire hose as he passes.

I could go on forever, like "gotta go get milk" lady who flocks to the supermarket like we are going to be snowed in for months. Or the "Let's go sleighing down the exit ramp" guy who takes his family sleighing down the on ramp of an expressway right towards traffic...great idea!

Just watch and observe, we are surrounded by self centered, half retarded dickheads...fuck them.

i agree with you 100%, how about all those morons that have no clue how to drive their car, insted of just letting the brake pedal go and start moving they slam on the gas and you can see their car spinning out of control, they are like little kids playing in the snow. FUCKING IDIOTS.

MiaVega · 01-24-2005, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by brizzad

so because someone doesnt use a little common sense when driving, you hope he gets killed?

Once he takes his meds, he's ok...then he has SOME sympathy!

The one thing I don't understand is why is it always: bread, milk and eggs? I don't understand the "urgency" for those 3 specific things. (OK I can understand milk, b/c if there's none in the house for our son, he goes nuts....)

DEA - banned for life · 01-24-2005, 09:35 AM

lol ...funny shit man

TheEbonyFelony · 01-24-2005, 09:46 AM

whats snow?

Herb Kornfield · 01-24-2005, 10:35 AM

Being a Philly native and living outside the city, I cant understand why people here have to buy EVERY carton of eggs, gallon of milk and loaf of bread in the store.

These people stock up like were getting 200 feet of snow, only to be dug out sometime in August....

I had my Jeep Wrangler out all day before, during and after the heaviest parts of the storm cruising all over enjoying the sights.

Nothing beats waving at countless asshats in rice rockets that didnt realize being 1 inch from the ground when there is 15 of snow will have you either calling for mommie to bring out the SUV that never sees anything other than a garage or trying to push their cars out in wigger gear that is totally unsuited for -10 below zero that its been.

I love my Jeep

Big Red Machine · 01-24-2005, 11:36 AM

Ray thanks for sharing now I know I'm not alone "There is intelligence down here"

tranza · 01-24-2005, 11:41 AM

Everyday someone from Mob Bucks starts a RANT thread.

It's getting annoying.

RayVega · 01-24-2005, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by tranza

Everyday someone from Mob Bucks starts a RANT thread.

It's getting annoying.

First of all, I'm the only one here that rants. Unless you are one of the guys i'm talking about you should thank me for having the balls to talk about the sub-humans sucking up all of our air on this planet.

Second, everyone else loves them, so don't click on the link...

xxxanax · 01-24-2005, 01:10 PM

Indica · 01-24-2005, 01:12 PM

I try not to go outside when its really snowy. People are incredibly stupid when fresh snow hits the ground. I'd rather just NOT be annoyed.

Fred Quimby · 01-24-2005, 01:18 PM

I was pickin up some cigs the other day before the storm and there was this fucktard at the head of the line getting like 100 lottery tickets.

It reminded me of your rant the other day abt these guys.

Then you guy turns to everyone after 10 minutes and says,,,"if you want to lose at the lottery,,play my numbers,,,they never win"

I was so tempted to say "so,,you a life long loser?"

but,,,i left my balls home in my wifes pocketbook.

MarkTiarra · 01-24-2005, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by MiaVega

Once he takes his meds, he's ok...then he has SOME sympathy!

The one thing I don't understand is why is it always: bread, milk and eggs? I don't understand the "urgency" for those 3 specific things. (OK I can understand milk, b/c if there's none in the house for our son, he goes nuts....)

Me either. I went to the A&P here before the storm just to get Yodels cuz my kid was craving them and it was a fucking mad house. You'd think it was going to snow for 2 weeks straight the way peope were buying everything out.

When in the modern history of the NYC met area has anyone been snowed in for more than a day or two? It's fucking retarded. I blame the news. They make every event sound like a catastrophe. I mean if it was up to the news my morning report would be:

"7 million bacteria drowned to death when a drop of piss missed and hit the seat! It's a state of emergency on the bowl. Please do not go into the bathroom without seeing our report after this break..."

MiaVega · 01-24-2005, 02:34 PM

[QUOTE=MarkTiarra]Me either. I went to the A&P here before the storm just to get Yodels cuz my kid was craving them and it was a fucking mad house. You'd think it was going to snow for 2 weeks straight the way peope were buying everything out.

Funny you bring that up b/c I went to the store at 9am thinking it wouldn't be crowded, like you said, I picked up a few things that the kids would eat/want...apples, milk (for the baby), juice, and snacks..what boggles my mind is the woman who has 3 loaves of bread, and about 12 frozen meals, and about 5 gallons of water....I don't get it

01-24-2005, 08:11 AM	#1
RayVega Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York ICQ#348007554 Posts: 4,212	Man, does snow brings out the assholes! (RANT) Nothing smokes out the assholes like a good heavy snow storm, let me tell you. Snow starts falling and morons scatter like roaches in Harlem kitchen when the light goes on. First of all, why is it that as soon as the first flurry hits the ground, everyone stops driving? We live in NY people! We've seen more white powder then a Columbian drug lord, you won't melt, drive the fucking car! And so now it hits...15-20 inches. Now the guy that really makes me crazy is the complete fucking idiot who thinks he can save time by clearing a 1 foot by 1 foot porthole on his windshield through which to see. This fucktard is now driving down the street like a giant marshmallow on wheels, usually driving right down the center of the lanes because he cannot see where the lines are through his peep hole, causing anyone who wants to pass him to go onto the poorly plowed shoulder and risk getting wrecked. You know what I think when I see that? I think of how wonderful it would be if this asshole smashed right into a pole and they didn't find his mangled body for at least three days because of all the snow on his car. As I think about that, I blissfully smile (convincing the guy next to me that I must be on something). And if your the guy who cleans off his car except for the foot high topping, you are not doing anyone any fucking favors either. You are just as much of a jerk because just like the driving marshmallow man, as soon as you hit the gas, I get a windshield full of snow. It's inconsiderate and dangerous. Fuck both of you I hope you wreck. The assholes are not limited to the road either, let's not forget the guy who shovels all the snow from his driveway and walkway right into the middle of the street figuring the plow will take it away. Well, Einstein, there's two problems with your theory! First, until the plow comes by again, everyone coming down the street plows right into the fucking pile you made on a normally clear road. Second, when the plow does come, he doesn't magically take it into snow fairy land...he pushes it straight across your poor neighbor's driveway or across his parked car which he earlier shoveled, and now has to do it again. I hope a car slips on that pile and skids right over you with your plastic fucking shovel. This also applies to snow blowers. Does it take a fucking genius to realize that you must plow in a direction that does not shoot the snow right into your neighbor's yard? Is this rocket science? And do us a favor, if you are directing it in the street and see a car coming, have the common courtesy to stop for one of your precious seconds while they pass so they don't end up getting stream of snow across his car like a fuckin fire hose as he passes. I could go on forever, like "gotta go get milk" lady who flocks to the supermarket like we are going to be snowed in for months. Or the "Let's go sleighing down the exit ramp" guy who takes his family sleighing down the on ramp of an expressway right towards traffic...great idea! Just watch and observe, we are surrounded by self centered, half retarded dickheads...fuck them. __________________ Ray "The Don" Vega Managing Director Private Equity Fund [email protected]

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Philly and Boston both have the 'I have to get milk' lady too. When I lived in both it would go mad when more than six inches were forcasted. Which when you live in somewhere like Boston isn't all that infrequent.

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01-24-2005, 09:03 AM	#9
Ron Bennett Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,653	People who don't completely clear off snow from their vehicle are liable if a crash occurs as a result; there are numerous incidents of people being arrested, even jailed for failure to completly clear off loose snow, ice, etc. The lack of education is the primary reason many folks don't completely clear off snow - most don't realize the dangers, and more importantly, don't realize they could be held criminally liable in a crash; keep hoping the media would do some stories about this subject ... would help make winter driving safer. Ron __________________ Domagon - Website Management and Domain Name Sales

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Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	Being a Philly native and living outside the city, I cant understand why people here have to buy EVERY carton of eggs, gallon of milk and loaf of bread in the store. These people stock up like were getting 200 feet of snow, only to be dug out sometime in August.... I had my Jeep Wrangler out all day before, during and after the heaviest parts of the storm cruising all over enjoying the sights. Nothing beats waving at countless asshats in rice rockets that didnt realize being 1 inch from the ground when there is 15 of snow will have you either calling for mommie to bring out the SUV that never sees anything other than a garage or trying to push their cars out in wigger gear that is totally unsuited for -10 below zero that its been. I love my Jeep

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01-24-2005, 01:18 PM	#26
Fred Quimby Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,430	I was pickin up some cigs the other day before the storm and there was this fucktard at the head of the line getting like 100 lottery tickets. It reminded me of your rant the other day abt these guys. Then you guy turns to everyone after 10 minutes and says,,,"if you want to lose at the lottery,,play my numbers,,,they never win" I was so tempted to say "so,,you a life long loser?" but,,,i left my balls home in my wifes pocketbook. __________________

01-24-2005, 02:34 PM	#28
MiaVega Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: .LI, New York Posts: 240	[QUOTE=MarkTiarra]Me either. I went to the A&P here before the storm just to get Yodels cuz my kid was craving them and it was a fucking mad house. You'd think it was going to snow for 2 weeks straight the way peope were buying everything out. Funny you bring that up b/c I went to the store at 9am thinking it wouldn't be crowded, like you said, I picked up a few things that the kids would eat/want...apples, milk (for the baby), juice, and snacks..what boggles my mind is the woman who has 3 loaves of bread, and about 12 frozen meals, and about 5 gallons of water....I don't get it