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vicki · 01-23-2005, 02:27 PM

had to chuckle at this one

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this BIG
African American guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy
staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch
p***s, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels
down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says, "What's wrong
with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you
the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh
350 pounds, I have a 20 inch p***s, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my
right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn
Around."

xclusive · 01-23-2005, 02:30 PM

lol pretty funny

Pete · 01-23-2005, 02:34 PM

wargames · 01-23-2005, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vicki

had to chuckle at this one

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this BIG
African American guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy
staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch
p***s, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels
down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says, "What's wrong
with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you
the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh
350 pounds, I have a 20 inch p***s, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my
right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn
Around."

radical · 01-23-2005, 02:58 PM

[ScreaM] · 01-23-2005, 03:01 PM

Old but still good...

Manowar · 01-23-2005, 03:06 PM

01-23-2005, 02:27 PM	#1
vicki Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Deep in the heart o' Texas Posts: 1,478	a little joke for ya had to chuckle at this one A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this BIG African American guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch p*s, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch p*s, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn Around." __________________ If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment. HR merchant accounts from 3.45% solid biz since 98 victoriakozub AT gmail.com skype: victoria.kozub \| ICQ: 74296746

01-23-2005, 02:30 PM	#2
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01-23-2005, 02:34 PM	#3
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