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01-23-2005, 01:01 AM
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I'm here for SPORT
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696
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It Pays to Know Juicy!
it pays to know juicy!
when i goto a packed restruant - I just say - "i know juicy' and they get me a table by the washroom right away. When i'm stuck in traffic I call out my window " i know juicy!" and the cars pull aside and honk as I drive home. When I'm in line at McDonalds and I want more special sauce on my big mac all I have to say is "i know juicy" and it's swimming in special sauce. When a telemarketer calls all i have to say is - ' juicy ' and they hang up and leave me alone without any fight at all When i goto the bank I just say to any sexy female teller 'I know juicy' they have a wet orgasm standing right there. When I goto the fruit market all I have to say is 'Juicy' and they juice my fruit for me right before my eyes When i goto disneyland and I say 'I know juicy' i get an armed escort all around the park when i gas up my car I say "juicy' and they give me super gas! when i fuck my girlfriend and it's wet all over I say "i know juicy' and she says i'm not nearly as juicy as juicy.
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01-23-2005, 01:03 AM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: I'm everywhere Bitches!!
Posts: 1,656
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01-23-2005, 01:03 AM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Argentina
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email: admin {AT} estomped [DOT] com |
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01-23-2005, 01:06 AM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 2,875
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how did I post this quote... I just keep starting as they shoot their loads in her... Jon |
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01-23-2005, 01:13 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: the beach, SoCal
Posts: 107,089
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I got out of a speeding ticket the other day when I mentioned his name.
Cop said, "you know why I pulled you over?" I said, "Juicy" and smiled. Cop turned around and walked away. Did not say nothing. I was blown away. |
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