It Pays to Know Juicy!
 

it pays to know juicy!

when i goto a packed restruant - I just say - "i know juicy' and they get me a table by the washroom right away.

When i'm stuck in traffic I call out my window " i know juicy!" and the cars pull aside and honk as I drive home.

When I'm in line at McDonalds and I want more special sauce on my big mac all I have to say is "i know juicy" and it's swimming in special sauce.

When a telemarketer calls all i have to say is - ' juicy ' and they hang up and leave me alone without any fight at all

When i goto the bank I just say to any sexy female teller 'I know juicy' they have a wet orgasm standing right there.

When I goto the fruit market all I have to say is 'Juicy' and they juice my fruit for me right before my eyes

When i goto disneyland and I say 'I know juicy' i get an armed escort all around the park

when i gas up my car I say "juicy' and they give me super gas!

when i fuck my girlfriend and it's wet all over I say "i know juicy' and she says i'm not nearly as juicy as juicy.

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Your sig has me mezmorized...

how did I post this quote...

I just keep starting as they shoot their loads in her...

Jon

I got out of a speeding ticket the other day when I mentioned his name.

Cop said, "you know why I pulled you over?"

I said, "Juicy" and smiled. Cop turned around and walked away. Did not say nothing.

I was blown away.