Conversion Cash Announcement! - GoFuckYourself.com

Hooper · 11-08-2001, 06:51 PM

Hi Everybody,

If you haven't already noticed, exciting things are happening at over at ConversionCash!

1) We are proud to introduce our two newest sites:
AfroSluts ( http://www.afrosluts.com/index3.shtml?consolefree )
AND
XXXQuirer ( http://www.xxxquirer.com/index3.shtml?consolefree )

Afro Sluts is an awesome new ebony site featuring thousands of ebony videos and photos. Hot banners have been created for it and the tour is convering like crazy!

XXXQuirer is an amazing new celebrity tabloid, imagine what your surfers will think when they see such names a "Jeri Ryan" and "Selma Hayek"! The launch of badstars was been so succesful that we decided it was time to launch another celeb site! They compliment eachother, so don't just promote one... promote both and earn TWICE the $$$!

Of course both new sites follow in the ConversionCash tradition of offering 100% FREE TRIALS to surfers. Free trials always convert better, so take advantage today and ring in the holiday season with extra cash!

2) Many webmasters have asked for additional tracking capabilities. In the past this meant opening multiple accounts which was a big pain in the rear ;-)
Well we listened and accordingly we now offer 100,000 SUB COUNTERS to aid you in better tracking where your revenue comes from! Imagine having a seperate sub-counter for every gallery you submit... you'll know which layouts work best! No other sponsor program offers you nearly as many sub-counters! The possibilities are endless!

3) We have added the ability to RECYCLE YOUR TRAFFIC back to ANY location of your choice! To get up to 80% of your traffic back, simply add "&url=http://www.whateverurlyouwant.com" to the end of your conversioncash link codes. The surfer is directed to the url you chose 2 minutes after leaving our sites. They don't know how they got there, but you get the traffic! This feature alone can more than double your revenue! With most sponsors you lose your traffic... with ConversionCash if we can't sell them we give them back to you!

As always, we are striving to build ConversionCash into the program that you want it to be, so please let me or your account rep know what we can do to become your #1 sponsor!

Cya,
Hooper
http://www.conversioncash.com

gkk · 11-08-2001, 06:56 PM

Sad to see another major company that can't be bothered to spell stuff correctly on its tours. Whoever heard of "She bears" (except in the story of Goldilocks?)

I notice this time and again - sponsors that have very basic spelling or grammatical errors on their tour pages. Doesn't exactly give a professional impression.

This may be seen by many as overly pedantic, but EVERYTHING contributes to an overall impression and hence conversion ratio. Even if only 1% of visitors notice and get "nervous" about spelling mistakes, that's still a sizeable chunk of change at the end of the month.

I know they slip from time to time, but tell me when was the last time you saw Amazon.com spell something wrong on the FRONT PAGE of their site?

Hooper · 11-08-2001, 07:00 PM

in the spirit of the board....
Go Fuck Yourself! & thanks for pointing out the error... somebody will lose their head for it ;-)))

Gary · 11-08-2001, 07:03 PM

Congratulations Hooper, great work as always.

Za Ha · 11-08-2001, 08:34 PM

http://www.conversioncash.com/ is fucking BULLSHIT!!! They still owe my $100 from like a year ago.

Because of that it is on my top 10 people/sites to destroy when I will get to be rich someday.

And dont give me this bullshit with: "Oh, whats your account and password and we will see what is wrong cause thats fucking bullshit too."

If I had a huge tgp http://www.conversioncash.com/ would be IFRAMED everywhere!!!

gkk · 11-08-2001, 09:32 PM

Following up on my spelling/grammar theme, I was just looking at the Flynt Digital advertising material - EVERY SINGLE half-page and full-page multi-site ad has spelling mistakes in it! And that's the company that brought the world Hustler...

Jamdin · 11-08-2001, 10:48 PM

People who buy Hustler don't do it because of the articles

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Hooper · 11-08-2001, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Za Ha:
They still owe my $100 from like a year ago.
And dont give me this bullshit with: "Oh, whats your account and password and we will see what is wrong cause thats fucking bullshit too."

Right... because we were around a year ago???

No... we've been around for just barely a year & every one of our first 300 affiliates was hand picked... and you WERE NOT one of them :-)

So let me guess... sending us your account & password isn't something you would do because it might make us actually look up your account?

Oh boy I fondly remember the good old anon days where i didn't actually have to have anything to say in order to get attention.

So ZaHa... assuming that we have obviously screwed you out of lots of money....WHAT IS YOUR USERNAME????

Or are you afraid that I'll post your account information in a public place???

So here is the deal.. you post your username & i'll post ALL of your payment information on this board... right here... right now..

You pussy.

SNOW · 11-08-2001, 11:44 PM

The site is cool i 'm not crazy about the domain..Do all the girls in there have afros??

Royaltee_Gee · 11-09-2001, 01:51 AM

coversion cash guy.. I would watch your ass on that XXXquire site man.

You could have 1 potential law suit waiting to hit ya man.

National Enquire could probably sue you for defacing there name...

Im no lawyer but if they found out im sure they would take some sort of action : (

just letting ya know man..

Hooper · 11-09-2001, 10:41 AM

Interesting question that you raise... so I will happily explain it :-)

"Enquirer" is a common and untrademarked name.

Enquire is a common variant of "Inquire" which is simply another common english word. http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=inquirers

The National Enquirer, which i assume is the print tabloid you are referring to has a trademark for "National Enquirer" but not for "Enquirer".

An Enquirer is somebody or something which "Enquires" or "Inquires".

Nobody can have a trademark for "Enquirer"... nor can anybody trademark the word "Shoe" or "Horse" or "Funny" or "Ford" or "Poster" (which incidentally would be a much more viable analogy b/c a "poster" would be somebody who "posts"... and a "xxxposter" would be somebody who posts about "xxx"... or at least i would assume so).

Now with regards to the other example above that is certain to raise an eyebrow is "Ford". Now it is important to realize that Ford Motor Company Inc. has a trademark for that term with regards to several different industries, but they do not have rights to the word "Ford" with regards to the dance industry or the mining industry... trademarks and patents are very specific. http://tess.uspto.gov/bin/showfield?f=toc&state=ll87t9.1.1&p_search=searchss &p_L=50&BackReference=&p_plural=yes&p_s_PARA1=&p_t agrepl%7E%3A=PARA1%24LD&expr=PARA1+AND+PARA2&p_s_P ARA2 =enquirer&p_tagrepl%7E%3A=PARA2%24COMB&p_op_ALL=AN D&a_default=search&a_search=Submit+Query&a_search= Submit+Query

Just a quick legal lesson for ya ;-)))

KRosh · 11-09-2001, 10:46 AM

Hooper

Email me your new mobile number please.
i want to get a hold of you in Vegas.

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www.totemcash.com

Hooper · 11-09-2001, 11:09 AM

K to the R Diggy Diggy Krosh! ;-)))

what is your email address? you change those more than i change cell #'s ;-)))

Kimmykim · 11-09-2001, 02:49 PM

Hooper spamming again. Imagine that.

DarkJedi · 11-09-2001, 03:44 PM

Quote:

imagine what your surfers will think when they see such names a "Jeri Ryan" and "Selma Hayek"

I imagine them saying: WTF ? these doods don't know how to spell Salma Hayek

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[This message has been edited by DarkJedi (edited 11-09-2001).]

Za Ha · 11-09-2001, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hooper:
Right... because we were around a year ago???

No... we've been around for just barely a year & every one of our first 300 affiliates was hand picked... and you WERE NOT one of them :-)

So let me guess... sending us your account & password isn't something you would do because it might make us actually look up your account?

Oh boy I fondly remember the good old anon days where i didn't actually have to have anything to say in order to get attention.

So ZaHa... assuming that we have obviously screwed you out of lots of money....WHAT IS YOUR USERNAME????

Or are you afraid that I'll post your account information in a public place???

So here is the deal.. you post your username & i'll post ALL of your payment information on this board... right here... right now..

You pussy.

I dont even rememeber my stuff.
What will you post? My old sites that no one cares about? Wow that's really embarressing.

You guys are on my blacklist for now! Not a TGP blacklist but a real blacklist. And every gallery I get on The Hun or WorldSex will have you iframed for that!!

Oh ya and that you pussy comment really hurt...

Hooper · 11-09-2001, 10:07 PM

You smell like somebody who probably got canned from the program for spamming or selling kiddy porn you smelly cunt.

You go ahead & iframe, img src or whatever to us...

No matter where you are from I assure you that you'll very much wish that you hadn't.

rollin · 11-10-2001, 01:33 PM

hooper,
relax on the negative comments budd...
no need to fly down to the same level and talk trash (call him a cunt) etc.
He talks smack, respond professionaly, you have your companys name on your belt.
you assume he cheats, img src, etc., don't assume unless you know for sure.
my 200000 cents

greentea · 08-25-2002, 04:27 PM

08-25-2002, 04:27 PM	#19
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11-08-2001, 06:51 PM	#1
Hooper Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: A Free America Posts: 2,210	Conversion Cash Announcement! Hi Everybody, If you haven't already noticed, exciting things are happening at over at ConversionCash! 1) We are proud to introduce our two newest sites: AfroSluts ( http://www.afrosluts.com/index3.shtml?consolefree ) AND XXXQuirer ( http://www.xxxquirer.com/index3.shtml?consolefree ) Afro Sluts is an awesome new ebony site featuring thousands of ebony videos and photos. Hot banners have been created for it and the tour is convering like crazy! XXXQuirer is an amazing new celebrity tabloid, imagine what your surfers will think when they see such names a "Jeri Ryan" and "Selma Hayek"! The launch of badstars was been so succesful that we decided it was time to launch another celeb site! They compliment eachother, so don't just promote one... promote both and earn TWICE the $$$! Of course both new sites follow in the ConversionCash tradition of offering 100% FREE TRIALS to surfers. Free trials always convert better, so take advantage today and ring in the holiday season with extra cash! 2) Many webmasters have asked for additional tracking capabilities. In the past this meant opening multiple accounts which was a big pain in the rear ;-) Well we listened and accordingly we now offer 100,000 SUB COUNTERS to aid you in better tracking where your revenue comes from! Imagine having a seperate sub-counter for every gallery you submit... you'll know which layouts work best! No other sponsor program offers you nearly as many sub-counters! The possibilities are endless! 3) We have added the ability to RECYCLE YOUR TRAFFIC back to ANY location of your choice! To get up to 80% of your traffic back, simply add "&url=http://www.whateverurlyouwant.com" to the end of your conversioncash link codes. The surfer is directed to the url you chose 2 minutes after leaving our sites. They don't know how they got there, but you get the traffic! This feature alone can more than double your revenue! With most sponsors you lose your traffic... with ConversionCash if we can't sell them we give them back to you! As always, we are striving to build ConversionCash into the program that you want it to be, so please let me or your account rep know what we can do to become your #1 sponsor! Cya, Hooper http://www.conversioncash.com

11-08-2001, 06:56 PM	#2
gkk Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 169	Sad to see another major company that can't be bothered to spell stuff correctly on its tours. Whoever heard of "She bears" (except in the story of Goldilocks?) I notice this time and again - sponsors that have very basic spelling or grammatical errors on their tour pages. Doesn't exactly give a professional impression. This may be seen by many as overly pedantic, but EVERYTHING contributes to an overall impression and hence conversion ratio. Even if only 1% of visitors notice and get "nervous" about spelling mistakes, that's still a sizeable chunk of change at the end of the month. I know they slip from time to time, but tell me when was the last time you saw Amazon.com spell something wrong on the FRONT PAGE of their site?

11-08-2001, 07:00 PM	#3
Hooper Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: A Free America Posts: 2,210	in the spirit of the board.... Go Fuck Yourself! & thanks for pointing out the error... somebody will lose their head for it ;-)))

11-08-2001, 07:03 PM	#4
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	Congratulations Hooper, great work as always.

11-08-2001, 08:34 PM	#5
Za Ha Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Still lost Posts: 5,112	http://www.conversioncash.com/ is fucking BULLSHIT!!! They still owe my $100 from like a year ago. Because of that it is on my top 10 people/sites to destroy when I will get to be rich someday. And dont give me this bullshit with: "Oh, whats your account and password and we will see what is wrong cause thats fucking bullshit too." If I had a huge tgp http://www.conversioncash.com/ would be IFRAMED everywhere!!!

11-08-2001, 09:32 PM	#6
gkk Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 169	Following up on my spelling/grammar theme, I was just looking at the Flynt Digital advertising material - EVERY SINGLE half-page and full-page multi-site ad has spelling mistakes in it! And that's the company that brought the world Hustler...

11-08-2001, 10:48 PM	#7
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	People who buy Hustler don't do it because of the articles ------------------ I have a dream & you can share that dream too at Moongem Erotica

11-08-2001, 11:44 PM	#9
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	The site is cool i 'm not crazy about the domain..Do all the girls in there have afros??

11-09-2001, 01:51 AM	#10
Royaltee_Gee Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 973	coversion cash guy.. I would watch your ass on that XXXquire site man. You could have 1 potential law suit waiting to hit ya man. National Enquire could probably sue you for defacing there name... Im no lawyer but if they found out im sure they would take some sort of action : ( just letting ya know man..

11-09-2001, 10:41 AM	#11
Hooper Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: A Free America Posts: 2,210	Interesting question that you raise... so I will happily explain it :-) "Enquirer" is a common and untrademarked name. Enquire is a common variant of "Inquire" which is simply another common english word. http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=inquirers The National Enquirer, which i assume is the print tabloid you are referring to has a trademark for "National Enquirer" but not for "Enquirer". An Enquirer is somebody or something which "Enquires" or "Inquires". Nobody can have a trademark for "Enquirer"... nor can anybody trademark the word "Shoe" or "Horse" or "Funny" or "Ford" or "Poster" (which incidentally would be a much more viable analogy b/c a "poster" would be somebody who "posts"... and a "xxxposter" would be somebody who posts about "xxx"... or at least i would assume so). Now with regards to the other example above that is certain to raise an eyebrow is "Ford". Now it is important to realize that Ford Motor Company Inc. has a trademark for that term with regards to several different industries, but they do not have rights to the word "Ford" with regards to the dance industry or the mining industry... trademarks and patents are very specific. http://tess.uspto.gov/bin/showfield?f=toc&state=ll87t9.1.1&p_search=searchss &p_L=50&BackReference=&p_plural=yes&p_s_PARA1=&p_t agrepl%7E%3A=PARA1%24LD&expr=PARA1+AND+PARA2&p_s_P ARA2 =enquirer&p_tagrepl%7E%3A=PARA2%24COMB&p_op_ALL=AN D&a_default=search&a_search=Submit+Query&a_search= Submit+Query Just a quick legal lesson for ya ;-)))

11-09-2001, 10:46 AM	#12
KRosh So Fucking Outlawed Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 5,114	Hooper Email me your new mobile number please. i want to get a hold of you in Vegas. ------------------ Convert Any Traffic www.totemcash.com

11-09-2001, 11:09 AM	#13
Hooper Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: A Free America Posts: 2,210	K to the R Diggy Diggy Krosh! ;-))) what is your email address? you change those more than i change cell #'s ;-)))

11-09-2001, 02:49 PM	#14
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Hooper spamming again. Imagine that.

11-09-2001, 10:07 PM	#17
Hooper Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: A Free America Posts: 2,210	You smell like somebody who probably got canned from the program for spamming or selling kiddy porn you smelly cunt. You go ahead & iframe, img src or whatever to us... No matter where you are from I assure you that you'll very much wish that you hadn't.

11-10-2001, 01:33 PM	#18
rollin Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 436	hooper, relax on the negative comments budd... no need to fly down to the same level and talk trash (call him a cunt) etc. He talks smack, respond professionaly, you have your companys name on your belt. you assume he cheats, img src, etc., don't assume unless you know for sure. my 200000 cents