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Quoth the Raven · 11-06-2001, 08:45 PM

After three years in this carnaval freak show, the man they call Raven has become a leader and a well respected smut peddler, and from now on will only promote your sites if free bannerless hosting is provided.

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Amputate Your Head · 11-06-2001, 08:46 PM

So you're saying you're gonna go work for Taco Bell then?

Gary · 11-06-2001, 08:47 PM

ROFL!!!!

I'm only gonna promote sponsors that dont require sales or traffic in order to send me cash.

SixNine · 11-06-2001, 08:48 PM

HaHa

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Amputate Your Head · 11-06-2001, 08:58 PM

I think ol' Quothy musta slipped in the kitchen, bumped his head on the countertop, and fallen into a pile of crack dust on the floor, inhaling suddenly in a panic reaction, and in this new disoriented state, is wandering aimlessly amongst the poor lost minds, damaged, yet sharing the common misguided falsehood which relentlessly dictates to their own blind & demented remnants of grey matter that they did indeed have the world by the balls and everything was gonna be titties and chocolate sauce as the sky turned green and rained down money and hallucinogenic toads...

...and then reality stepped up with a long overdue bitch slappin'.

Quoth the Raven · 11-06-2001, 09:10 PM

I hate to rain on your parade, but I shall not be denied free bannerless hosting as a minimum requirement for promoting your pay sites. It cannot be eluded.

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Amputate Your Head · 11-06-2001, 09:14 PM

[ELUDE]Wanna bet?[/ELUDE]

Kimmykim · 11-06-2001, 09:15 PM

Working at Taco Bell for sure -- he oughta know they ain't gonna give him a franchise, pay for the building and stock it for him.

Trenton · 11-06-2001, 09:19 PM

This Raven dude is on to somthing good. You paysite owners ought to pull your heads out of your asses, and realize that we the gallery makers are what support this industry.

Amputate Your Head · 11-06-2001, 09:24 PM

You're on grog.

Kimmykim · 11-06-2001, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trenton:
This Raven dude is on to somthing good. You paysite owners ought to pull your heads out of your asses, and realize that we the gallery makers are what support this industry.

maybe you should try it Garys way.

Amputate Your Head · 11-06-2001, 09:39 PM

How about this instead:

For every unique you send that doesn't convert, we charge YOU for the bandwidth we're putting out, until such time that you stop sending such shitty traffic.

The Truth · 11-06-2001, 10:11 PM

WOW - this has to be another lame attempt at humor.

I guess Raven will be promoting All Petite to his manager "Ernie" @ Taco Bell until he gets his nickel raise.

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Lightning · 11-06-2001, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim:
Working at Taco Bell for sure -- he oughta know they ain't gonna give him a franchise, pay for the building and stock it for him.

Then after all that He wants to be Paid if he sells a taco or 2....LOL......

Kimmykim · 11-06-2001, 10:23 PM

Somebodys on to something.

Wilber · 11-06-2001, 11:32 PM

Hell, I'd settle for a good href counter.

pr0 · 11-07-2001, 07:52 AM

I'll provide you free bannerless hosting :-) I will hook you up on my personal server (geocities.com) or perhaps you wanna use my backup server (angelfire.com)

Heh =)

Quoth the Raven · 11-07-2001, 10:33 AM

Laugh til your heart desire but sponsors such as ARS and Dollarmachine have seen the light and many others have express interest in providing the man they call Raven with free bannerless hosting.

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Ludedude · 11-07-2001, 10:51 AM

You forgot something...you forgot to ask them to make the galleries and post them for you too.

What a crock of shit.

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12clicks · 11-07-2001, 10:53 AM

I'm kinda leaning the other way. I want to start charging free host guys for the ability to be in our programs.

Kimmykim · 11-07-2001, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks:
I'm kinda leaning the other way. I want to start charging free host guys for the ability to be in our programs.

You are making too damn much sense again, stop it.

Amputate Your Head · 11-07-2001, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Quoth the Raven:
many others have express interest in providing the man they call Raven with free bannerless hosting.

I'll give you free bannerless hosting when you can guarantee me, in writing, that every single unique click will convert to a full membership, and not before.

And that's from the man they call Amputate.

E-van · 11-07-2001, 01:19 PM

Hey Raven, hit me up at ICQ 48690894, I know of at least one underused sponsor offering bannerless free hosting with good conversions, don't want to spam the board though.

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Quoth the Raven · 11-07-2001, 02:19 PM

If your sponsor program name start with these follwing letters XSW.., the man they call Raven is already promoting your sites using your free bannerless hosting plan.

All other sponsors are also welcome.

Quote:

Originally posted by E-van:
Hey Raven, hit me up at ICQ 48690894, I know of at least one underused sponsor offering bannerless free hosting with good conversions, don't want to spam the board though.

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Kimmykim · 11-07-2001, 02:20 PM

Why is this nonsense STILL going on???

Amputate Your Head · 11-07-2001, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim:
Why is this nonsense STILL going on???

I guess he's still looking for the hosting they call bannerless and free.

Kimmykim · 11-07-2001, 02:39 PM

I'd like a free lunch too but I don't see it sailing in on a tall ship across the horizon.

Amputate Your Head · 11-07-2001, 02:40 PM

The lunch they call free?

Burtman · 11-07-2001, 02:40 PM

These are the only other three that I am aware of:
ARS
Lucky Partners
Dollar Machine

I guess these guys are fucking crazy too for offering bannerless free hosting. Probably won't be long before they go tits up *lol*

Burtman

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ElvisManson · 11-07-2001, 02:47 PM

Not crazy.

Big Pipe!

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Kimmykim · 11-07-2001, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
The lunch they call free?

Yeah they say a married man has sex with his wife for free too, but I ain't buying that one either...

Quoth the Raven · 11-07-2001, 03:11 PM

There are many more than those listed below.

Quote:

Originally posted by Burtman:
These are the only other three that I am aware of:
ARS
Lucky Partners
Dollar Machine

I guess these guys are fucking crazy too for offering bannerless free hosting. Probably won't be long before they go tits up *lol*

Burtman

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Amputate Your Head · 11-07-2001, 03:23 PM

Well... good luck in your quest Quothy. Generally, I've known since I was three that there ain't no free lunch in this world, and if you do manage to find one, I highly doubt that their gonna be feedin' you for long. People that give everything away for free tend to have empty bank accounts. There's gotta be something comin' back in return for all that freeness... and from my perspective, you gotta bring a whole lot more to the table than "Give me free shit and pay me too." It just don't work that way.

So anyway... I know this doesn't make any sense to you so I'll just leave it at that. Good luck... have fun.

Quoth the Raven · 11-08-2001, 08:40 PM

Thanks to all sponsors that have e-mailed me and offered to provide banner free hosting.

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11-06-2001, 08:45 PM	#1
Quoth the Raven Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: The State of Mind Posts: 617	Sponsors, give free hosting to promote your sites. After three years in this carnaval freak show, the man they call Raven has become a leader and a well respected smut peddler, and from now on will only promote your sites if free bannerless hosting is provided. ------------------ Quoth the Raven, nevermore.

11-06-2001, 08:46 PM	#2
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	So you're saying you're gonna go work for Taco Bell then?

11-06-2001, 08:47 PM	#3
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	ROFL!!!! I'm only gonna promote sponsors that dont require sales or traffic in order to send me cash.

11-06-2001, 08:48 PM	#4
SixNine Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The Sea Town Posts: 1,357	HaHa ------------------ SoulCash Webmasters... Promote 10 niche Sites! Get 13,300 FREE Pics! Get 15 FREE Videos! More Info CLICK HERE!

11-06-2001, 08:58 PM	#5
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I think ol' Quothy musta slipped in the kitchen, bumped his head on the countertop, and fallen into a pile of crack dust on the floor, inhaling suddenly in a panic reaction, and in this new disoriented state, is wandering aimlessly amongst the poor lost minds, damaged, yet sharing the common misguided falsehood which relentlessly dictates to their own blind & demented remnants of grey matter that they did indeed have the world by the balls and everything was gonna be titties and chocolate sauce as the sky turned green and rained down money and hallucinogenic toads... ...and then reality stepped up with a long overdue bitch slappin'.

11-06-2001, 09:10 PM	#6
Quoth the Raven Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: The State of Mind Posts: 617	I hate to rain on your parade, but I shall not be denied free bannerless hosting as a minimum requirement for promoting your pay sites. It cannot be eluded. ------------------ Quoth the Raven, nevermore.

11-06-2001, 09:14 PM	#7
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	[ELUDE]Wanna bet?[/ELUDE]

11-06-2001, 09:15 PM	#8
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Working at Taco Bell for sure -- he oughta know they ain't gonna give him a franchise, pay for the building and stock it for him.

11-06-2001, 09:19 PM	#9
Trenton Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Albany Posts: 471	This Raven dude is on to somthing good. You paysite owners ought to pull your heads out of your asses, and realize that we the gallery makers are what support this industry.

11-06-2001, 09:24 PM	#10
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	You're on grog.

11-06-2001, 09:39 PM	#12
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	How about this instead: For every unique you send that doesn't convert, we charge YOU for the bandwidth we're putting out, until such time that you stop sending such shitty traffic.

11-06-2001, 10:11 PM	#13
The Truth Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: U.S.of A. Posts: 920	WOW - this has to be another lame attempt at humor. I guess Raven will be promoting All Petite to his manager "Ernie" @ Taco Bell until he gets his nickel raise. ------------------ Make $$$ the Diabolical Way

11-06-2001, 10:23 PM	#15
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Somebodys on to something.

11-06-2001, 11:32 PM	#16
Wilber Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: De,Oh,Lei Posts: 1,295	Hell, I'd settle for a good href counter.

11-07-2001, 07:52 AM	#17
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	I'll provide you free bannerless hosting :-) I will hook you up on my personal server (geocities.com) or perhaps you wanna use my backup server (angelfire.com) Heh =)

11-07-2001, 10:33 AM	#18
Quoth the Raven Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: The State of Mind Posts: 617	Laugh til your heart desire but sponsors such as ARS and Dollarmachine have seen the light and many others have express interest in providing the man they call Raven with free bannerless hosting. ------------------ Quoth the Raven, nevermore.

11-07-2001, 10:51 AM	#19
Ludedude Suck it! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 4,432	You forgot something...you forgot to ask them to make the galleries and post them for you too. What a crock of shit. ------------------ Make BANK with these Babes! The Webmaster's Folder The Midnight TGP2 Submitter

11-07-2001, 10:53 AM	#20
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,789	I'm kinda leaning the other way. I want to start charging free host guys for the ability to be in our programs.

11-07-2001, 01:19 PM	#23
E-van Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Mex Posts: 447	Hey Raven, hit me up at ICQ 48690894, I know of at least one underused sponsor offering bannerless free hosting with good conversions, don't want to spam the board though. ------------------ Phat Sites Need Phat Hosting Get PHAT And Now You can Get even Phatter! TGP Hosting Special! Sign Up Now and get 15 gigs FREE in any plan (includes TGP deal)

11-07-2001, 02:20 PM	#25
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Why is this nonsense STILL going on???

11-07-2001, 02:39 PM	#27
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	I'd like a free lunch too but I don't see it sailing in on a tall ship across the horizon.

11-07-2001, 02:40 PM	#28
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	The lunch they call free?

11-07-2001, 02:40 PM	#29
Burtman Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 484	These are the only other three that I am aware of: ARS Lucky Partners Dollar Machine I guess these guys are fucking crazy too for offering bannerless free hosting. Probably won't be long before they go tits up lol Burtman ------------------ Thumbspot TGP ISPrime Web Hosting for $2.50 a Gig! [This message has been edited by Burtman (edited 11-07-2001).]

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11-07-2001, 03:23 PM	#33
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Well... good luck in your quest Quothy. Generally, I've known since I was three that there ain't no free lunch in this world, and if you do manage to find one, I highly doubt that their gonna be feedin' you for long. People that give everything away for free tend to have empty bank accounts. There's gotta be something comin' back in return for all that freeness... and from my perspective, you gotta bring a whole lot more to the table than "Give me free shit and pay me too." It just don't work that way. So anyway... I know this doesn't make any sense to you so I'll just leave it at that. Good luck... have fun.

11-08-2001, 08:40 PM	#34
Quoth the Raven Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: The State of Mind Posts: 617	Thanks to all sponsors that have e-mailed me and offered to provide banner free hosting. ------------------ Quoth the Raven, nevermore.