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After three years in this carnaval freak show, the man they call Raven has become a leader and a well respected smut peddler, and from now on will only promote your sites if free bannerless hosting is provided.




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Quoth the Raven, nevermore.

So you're saying you're gonna go work for Taco Bell then?

ROFL!!!!

I'm only gonna promote sponsors that dont require sales or traffic in order to send me cash.

HaHa

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I think ol' Quothy musta slipped in the kitchen, bumped his head on the countertop, and fallen into a pile of crack dust on the floor, inhaling suddenly in a panic reaction, and in this new disoriented state, is wandering aimlessly amongst the poor lost minds, damaged, yet sharing the common misguided falsehood which relentlessly dictates to their own blind & demented remnants of grey matter that they did indeed have the world by the balls and everything was gonna be titties and chocolate sauce as the sky turned green and rained down money and hallucinogenic toads...

...and then reality stepped up with a long overdue bitch slappin'.

I hate to rain on your parade, but I shall not be denied free bannerless hosting as a minimum requirement for promoting your pay sites. It cannot be eluded.

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Quoth the Raven, nevermore.

[ELUDE]Wanna bet?[/ELUDE]

Working at Taco Bell for sure -- he oughta know they ain't gonna give him a franchise, pay for the building and stock it for him.

This Raven dude is on to somthing good. You paysite owners ought to pull your heads out of your asses, and realize that we the gallery makers are what support this industry.

You're on grog.

maybe you should try it Garys way.

How about this instead:

For every unique you send that doesn't convert, we charge YOU for the bandwidth we're putting out, until such time that you stop sending such shitty traffic.

WOW - this has to be another lame attempt at humor.

I guess Raven will be promoting All Petite to his manager "Ernie" @ Taco Bell until he gets his nickel raise.

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Then after all that He wants to be Paid if he sells a taco or 2....LOL......

Somebodys on to something.

Hell, I'd settle for a good href counter.

I'll provide you free bannerless hosting :-) I will hook you up on my personal server (geocities.com) or perhaps you wanna use my backup server (angelfire.com)

Heh =)

Laugh til your heart desire but sponsors such as ARS and Dollarmachine have seen the light and many others have express interest in providing the man they call Raven with free bannerless hosting.


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Quoth the Raven, nevermore.

You forgot something...you forgot to ask them to make the galleries and post them for you too.

What a crock of shit.

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I'm kinda leaning the other way. I want to start charging free host guys for the ability to be in our programs. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

You are making too damn much sense again, stop it.

I'll give you free bannerless hosting when you can guarantee me, in writing, that every single unique click will convert to a full membership, and not before.

And that's from the man they call Amputate.

Hey Raven, hit me up at ICQ 48690894, I know of at least one underused sponsor offering bannerless free hosting with good conversions, don't want to spam the board though.

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Quoth the Raven, nevermore.

Why is this nonsense STILL going on???

I guess he's still looking for the hosting they call bannerless and free. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

I'd like a free lunch too but I don't see it sailing in on a tall ship across the horizon.

The lunch they call free?

These are the only other three that I am aware of:
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Lucky Partners
Dollar Machine

I guess these guys are fucking crazy too for offering bannerless free hosting. Probably won't be long before they go tits up *lol*

Burtman

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[This message has been edited by Burtman (edited 11-07-2001).]

Not crazy.

Big Pipe!

LOL

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Quoth the Raven, nevermore.

Well... good luck in your quest Quothy. Generally, I've known since I was three that there ain't no free lunch in this world, and if you do manage to find one, I highly doubt that their gonna be feedin' you for long. People that give everything away for free tend to have empty bank accounts. There's gotta be something comin' back in return for all that freeness... and from my perspective, you gotta bring a whole lot more to the table than "Give me free shit and pay me too." It just don't work that way.

So anyway... I know this doesn't make any sense to you so I'll just leave it at that. Good luck... have fun.

Thanks to all sponsors that have e-mailed me and offered to provide banner free hosting.

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Quoth the Raven, nevermore.