I almost paper cut my cock off!! - GoFuckYourself.com

RedShoe · 01-20-2005, 08:26 PM

HOLY SHIT!!

So the mail came and I got some CCbill checks today. I opened them and I usually just toss them in front of my keyboard. I always do that so I don't forget to log them and deposit them.

A few hours passed and I was just sittin' here naked as a jay bird, and kinda strokin' it a little. I was sorting thru tons and tons of big booty black girls and you know I have a weakness for booty, so I got a stiffy.

As I moved my mouse to open a new folder, then I created a new gallery as I went to type the name of that gallery my hand brushed the envelope and it slid against the head of my weiner and gave me a paper cut. It felt like my cock was going to fall off. I screamed like a girl.

After closer examination there wasn't even hardly a cut at all.
Has that ever happened to anyone else? FUCKIN' SCARY!!!

Spunky · 01-20-2005, 08:27 PM

This thread is useless without pics

Azlord · 01-20-2005, 08:28 PM

ouch man. That shit made me cringe reading it

Steen2 · 01-20-2005, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky

This thread is useless without pics

VIPimp · 01-20-2005, 08:28 PM

i hate when that happens

fl_prn_str · 01-20-2005, 08:30 PM

Wow?.sounds serious?..you may want to go to the emergency room and get stitches?does your Insurance cover that?

RedShoe · 01-20-2005, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky

This thread is useless without pics

There isn't a photo of me above the knee online. And contrary to popular belief I'm not hung down to my knees. I'm practically hung above the hip.

Harmon · 01-20-2005, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky

This thread is useless without pics

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$5 submissions · 01-20-2005, 08:33 PM

Yikes!!!!!

sickkittens · 01-20-2005, 08:34 PM

I stopped reading when he starting talking about stroking it.

sickkittens · 01-20-2005, 08:34 PM

Then again, why did I bother to open this in the first place.

fl_prn_str · 01-20-2005, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens

I stopped reading when he starting talking about stroking it.

EyesWideShut · 01-20-2005, 08:37 PM

reminds me of this one time when I had a metal cock ring stuck around my cock and balls and I couldn't lose my hardon. I swear I thought my cock was gonna fall off or better yet explode and the hardon would NOT go away. Veins popping out that I never knew I had

I eventually lost my hardon because I pictured my cock popping like a balloon and the cock ring came off and never went back on after such a traumatic experience

pxxx · 01-20-2005, 08:46 PM

Damn, that is some painful shit.

markell · 01-20-2005, 08:48 PM

lmao@redshoe

SetTheWorldonFire · 01-20-2005, 08:59 PM

close call, I feel for you.

You need to lean back jerk it under the desk... not away from it.

AMATUERS! BAH!

prezzz · 01-20-2005, 09:02 PM

OK guys, so just to remind you. Don't you EVER touch your dick after eating some hot chili peppers. EVER.

DWB · 01-20-2005, 09:03 PM

Hey Hey Hey brother from another mother! I feel your pain.

I peed into a thorn bush once when I was a kid. I turned to zip and dip and a BIG thorn about 1/4 inch long stuck right into my cock. I still have a small scar to this day from it.

It's all fun and games until you cut your cock or lose an eye.

Vitasoy · 01-20-2005, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

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Damn your sig is nasty! Lol

dasexi1 · 01-20-2005, 09:08 PM

damn that was a close call redshoe last thing you need is to loose an inch, then you'd only have 1 left

j/k

when you're working naked do you keep your shoes on?

tony286 · 01-20-2005, 09:25 PM

and you are sharing this with us y? lol

pornguy · 01-20-2005, 09:32 PM

No this thread is usless WITH pics.

dcortez · 01-20-2005, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vitasoy

Damn your sig is nasty! Lol

No kidding - I had to add him to my ignore list just to read the rest of the thread.

MikeXAMO · 01-20-2005, 09:37 PM

I dont think thats happened to anyone else, but I fuckin' cringed when I read that.. ow!

xclusive · 01-20-2005, 09:39 PM

ouch and to think some people do that for fun

01-20-2005, 09:54 PM

Better you than me ... i will never jerk off around paper, way to dangerous by the sounds of it

MissMina · 01-20-2005, 10:48 PM

nico-t · 01-21-2005, 04:43 AM

happens to me all the time.

lmao

Babagirls · 01-21-2005, 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens

I stopped reading when he starting talking about stroking it.

GucciGirl · 01-21-2005, 05:24 AM

Ouch!

01-20-2005, 08:26 PM	#1
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	I almost paper cut my cock off!! HOLY SHIT!! So the mail came and I got some CCbill checks today. I opened them and I usually just toss them in front of my keyboard. I always do that so I don't forget to log them and deposit them. A few hours passed and I was just sittin' here naked as a jay bird, and kinda strokin' it a little. I was sorting thru tons and tons of big booty black girls and you know I have a weakness for booty, so I got a stiffy. As I moved my mouse to open a new folder, then I created a new gallery as I went to type the name of that gallery my hand brushed the envelope and it slid against the head of my weiner and gave me a paper cut. It felt like my cock was going to fall off. I screamed like a girl. After closer examination there wasn't even hardly a cut at all. Has that ever happened to anyone else? FUCKIN' SCARY!!! __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

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01-20-2005, 08:28 PM	#3
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01-20-2005, 08:59 PM	#16
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01-20-2005, 09:02 PM	#17
prezzz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 959	OK guys, so just to remind you. Don't you EVER touch your dick after eating some hot chili peppers. EVER.

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DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	Hey Hey Hey brother from another mother! I feel your pain. I peed into a thorn bush once when I was a kid. I turned to zip and dip and a BIG thorn about 1/4 inch long stuck right into my cock. I still have a small scar to this day from it. It's all fun and games until you cut your cock or lose an eye.

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dasexi1 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: if i told you, then THEY'D know Posts: 934	damn that was a close call redshoe last thing you need is to loose an inch, then you'd only have 1 left j/k when you're working naked do you keep your shoes on?

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01-20-2005, 09:54 PM	#26
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