I almost paper cut my cock off!!

**Spunky** · 01-20-2005, 06:27 PM

This thread is useless without pics

**Azlord** · 01-20-2005, 06:28 PM

ouch man. That shit made me cringe reading it

**Steen2** · 01-20-2005, 06:28 PM

Originally posted by spunky

This thread is useless without pics

**VIPimp** · 01-20-2005, 06:28 PM

i hate when that happens

**fl_prn_str** · 01-20-2005, 06:30 PM

Wow?.sounds serious?..you may want to go to the emergency room and get stitches?does your Insurance cover that?

**RedShoe** · 01-20-2005, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by spunky

This thread is useless without pics

There isn't a photo of me above the knee online. And contrary to popular belief I'm not hung down to my knees. I'm practically hung above the hip.

**Harmon** · 01-20-2005, 06:31 PM

Originally posted by spunky

This thread is useless without pics

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**$5 submissions** · 01-20-2005, 06:33 PM

Yikes!!!!!

**sickkittens** · 01-20-2005, 06:34 PM

I stopped reading when he starting talking about stroking it.

**sickkittens** · 01-20-2005, 06:34 PM

Then again, why did I bother to open this in the first place.

**fl_prn_str** · 01-20-2005, 06:34 PM

Originally posted by sickkittens

I stopped reading when he starting talking about stroking it.

**EyesWideShut** · 01-20-2005, 06:37 PM

reminds me of this one time when I had a metal cock ring stuck around my cock and balls and I couldn't lose my hardon. I swear I thought my cock was gonna fall off or better yet explode and the hardon would NOT go away. Veins popping out that I never knew I had

I eventually lost my hardon because I pictured my cock popping like a balloon and the cock ring came off and never went back on after such a traumatic experience

**pxxx** · 01-20-2005, 06:46 PM

Damn, that is some painful shit.

**markell** · 01-20-2005, 06:48 PM

lmao@redshoe

**SetTheWorldonFire** · 01-20-2005, 06:59 PM

close call, I feel for you.

You need to lean back jerk it under the desk... not away from it.

AMATUERS! BAH!

**prezzz** · 01-20-2005, 07:02 PM

OK guys, so just to remind you. Don't you EVER touch your dick after eating some hot chili peppers. EVER.

**DWB** · 01-20-2005, 07:03 PM

Hey Hey Hey brother from another mother! I feel your pain.

I peed into a thorn bush once when I was a kid. I turned to zip and dip and a BIG thorn about 1/4 inch long stuck right into my cock. I still have a small scar to this day from it.

It's all fun and games until you cut your cock or lose an eye.

**Vitasoy** · 01-20-2005, 07:03 PM

Originally posted by Harmon

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Damn your sig is nasty! Lol

**dasexi1** · 01-20-2005, 07:08 PM

damn that was a close call redshoe last thing you need is to loose an inch, then you'd only have 1 left

j/k

when you're working naked do you keep your shoes on?

**tony286** · 01-20-2005, 07:25 PM

and you are sharing this with us y? lol

**pornguy** · 01-20-2005, 07:32 PM

No this thread is usless WITH pics.

**dcortez** · 01-20-2005, 07:35 PM

Originally posted by Vitasoy

Damn your sig is nasty! Lol

No kidding - I had to add him to my ignore list just to read the rest of the thread.

**MikeXAMO** · 01-20-2005, 07:37 PM

I dont think thats happened to anyone else, but I fuckin' cringed when I read that.. ow!

**xclusive** · 01-20-2005, 07:39 PM

ouch and to think some people do that for fun

**zuzana designs** · 01-20-2005, 07:54 PM

Better you than me ... i will never jerk off around paper, way to dangerous by the sounds of it

**MissMina** · 01-20-2005, 08:48 PM

**nico-t** · 01-21-2005, 02:43 AM

happens to me all the time.

lmao

**Babagirls** · 01-21-2005, 02:46 AM

Originally posted by sickkittens

I stopped reading when he starting talking about stroking it.

**GucciGirl** · 01-21-2005, 03:24 AM

Ouch!

I almost paper cut my cock off!!

I almost paper cut my cock off!!

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