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01-20-2005, 03:31 AM

DOGS!

I always thought it was older dogs that farted the worst, but my puppy has been dropping some serious bombs the last hour or so.

mrthumbs · 01-20-2005, 03:34 AM

i read something about pregnant women in some other thread..

just the thought of it....

Zester · 01-20-2005, 03:46 AM

i'm so happy i read this thread, i'm a lot smarter now

01-20-2005, 03:50 AM

If you came to this thread expecting to increase your intelligence, then something is wrong!

[dfo] · 01-20-2005, 03:53 AM

agreed... my dog has some wicked gas some times, puts mine to shame. ;)

Vitasoy · 01-20-2005, 03:53 AM

Capture the farts and sell them on ebay!

Major (Tom) · 01-20-2005, 04:03 AM

my ass is pretty bad after some macaroni grill pick your own pasta with the spicy sausage

Duke

01-20-2005, 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

my ass is pretty bad after some macaroni grill pick your own pasta with the spicy sausage

Duke

The thought of that...

Blech!

erehwon · 01-20-2005, 04:49 AM

I have a cat whose flatulence alone is considered to be worthy of DOD WMD status.

DEA - banned for life · 01-20-2005, 07:58 AM

the worst smelling farts come from pregnant woman..

moderndaywriter · 01-20-2005, 08:01 AM

post-vegetable farts are always pretty bad. like after a really big salad...woo

sumphatpimp · 01-20-2005, 08:04 AM

stop blamming it on the dog and see a stomach doctor.

XxXotic · 01-20-2005, 08:09 AM

edgeprod · 01-20-2005, 08:11 AM

I think dogs fucking know when you are eating or fucking or whatever, and they just come up to you and let one rip.

tranza · 01-20-2005, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester

i'm so happy i read this thread, i'm a lot smarter now

KMR Stitch · 01-20-2005, 08:24 AM

The worst is when you go to taco bell and order the grande combo and get 10 Bean Burritos.

And fire sauce

VeriSexy · 01-20-2005, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrthumbs

i read something about pregnant women in some other thread..

just the thought of it....

I remember maskedmans thread too

mcfly · 01-20-2005, 08:26 AM

i used to work for this dotcom startup and this worthless bitch would bring her giant chocolate lab to work all the time. she would drag this dog into meetings and he would sit under the conference table and drop the WORST fucking bombs. so a) your in some stupid meeting, b) in a hot, cramped conference room, c) at a failing company, d) having to smell some bitch's dumb dog's farts. not good. needless to say i quit that job.

shuki · 01-20-2005, 08:26 AM

your dog is probably alergic to something thst you feed it.

Furious_Male · 01-20-2005, 08:31 AM

Dont feed them the super market corn based food. Spend a bit more (lamb, chicken based etc.) and they won't do that as much and when they do the smell won't kill you.

ozmatt · 01-20-2005, 08:43 AM

i wish my dogs farts would make a decent noise so i would know to get the fuck out of there, but at the moment the smell just hits you like a punch in the face

brand0n · 01-20-2005, 08:46 AM

i have to agree

Pornwolf · 01-20-2005, 09:20 AM

GFY has sunken to a new low... discussing dog farts.

Nylz · 01-20-2005, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Pornwolf

GFY has sunken to a new low... discussing dog farts.

PerfectionGirls · 01-20-2005, 09:29 AM

Feed them IAM''S either the mini chunks or the regular size. There are other good foods out there also, but that is what I have used for years. No soft or canned dog food unless your vet gives it to you when your dog is sick.

Dont feed them shit and they wont fart like that.

If a dog is farting bad it means its stomach is upset. You know ow you feel when you are farting really bad? Thats how the dog feels.

The old line Garbage in, garbage out is very true.

Its $9.00 for a ten pound bag of Iam's. Get some and your dog fart problem will go away.

DraX · 01-20-2005, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester

i'm so happy i read this thread, i'm a lot smarter now

What he said....

Screaming · 01-20-2005, 09:47 AM

LOL stinky dog farts.. Yuck!

IwantU Bryan · 01-20-2005, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack

DOGS!

I always thought it was older dogs that farted the worst, but my puppy has been dropping some serious bombs the last hour or so.

Dog Farts are really really Bad

01-20-2005, 03:31 AM	#1
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