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shermo 01-20-2005 03:31 AM

The worst smelling farts always come from...
 
DOGS!

I always thought it was older dogs that farted the worst, but my puppy has been dropping some serious bombs the last hour or so. :helpme

mrthumbs 01-20-2005 03:34 AM

i read something about pregnant women in some other thread..

just the thought of it....

Zester 01-20-2005 03:46 AM

i'm so happy i read this thread, i'm a lot smarter now

shermo 01-20-2005 03:50 AM

If you came to this thread expecting to increase your intelligence, then something is wrong! :1orglaugh

[dfo] 01-20-2005 03:53 AM

agreed... my dog has some wicked gas some times, puts mine to shame. ;)

Vitasoy 01-20-2005 03:53 AM

Capture the farts and sell them on ebay!

Major (Tom) 01-20-2005 04:03 AM

my ass is pretty bad after some macaroni grill pick your own pasta with the spicy sausage :)

Duke

shermo 01-20-2005 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker
my ass is pretty bad after some macaroni grill pick your own pasta with the spicy sausage :)

Duke

The thought of that...

Blech!

erehwon 01-20-2005 04:49 AM

I have a cat whose flatulence alone is considered to be worthy of DOD WMD status. :1orglaugh

DEA - banned for life 01-20-2005 07:58 AM

the worst smelling farts come from pregnant woman..:thumbsup

moderndaywriter 01-20-2005 08:01 AM

post-vegetable farts are always pretty bad. like after a really big salad...woo :helpme

sumphatpimp 01-20-2005 08:04 AM

stop blamming it on the dog and see a stomach doctor.

XxXotic 01-20-2005 08:09 AM

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edgeprod 01-20-2005 08:11 AM

I think dogs fucking know when you are eating or fucking or whatever, and they just come up to you and let one rip.

tranza 01-20-2005 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester
i'm so happy i read this thread, i'm a lot smarter now


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

KMR Stitch 01-20-2005 08:24 AM

The worst is when you go to taco bell and order the grande combo and get 10 Bean Burritos.

And fire sauce

VeriSexy 01-20-2005 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrthumbs
i read something about pregnant women in some other thread..

just the thought of it....

:1orglaugh I remember maskedmans thread too :thumbsup

mcfly 01-20-2005 08:26 AM

i used to work for this dotcom startup and this worthless bitch would bring her giant chocolate lab to work all the time. she would drag this dog into meetings and he would sit under the conference table and drop the WORST fucking bombs. so a) your in some stupid meeting, b) in a hot, cramped conference room, c) at a failing company, d) having to smell some bitch's dumb dog's farts. not good. needless to say i quit that job.

shuki 01-20-2005 08:26 AM

your dog is probably alergic to something thst you feed it.

Furious_Male 01-20-2005 08:31 AM

Dont feed them the super market corn based food. Spend a bit more (lamb, chicken based etc.) and they won't do that as much and when they do the smell won't kill you.

ozmatt 01-20-2005 08:43 AM

i wish my dogs farts would make a decent noise so i would know to get the fuck out of there, but at the moment the smell just hits you like a punch in the face :(

brand0n 01-20-2005 08:46 AM

i have to agree

Pornwolf 01-20-2005 09:20 AM

GFY has sunken to a new low... discussing dog farts.

Nylz 01-20-2005 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf
GFY has sunken to a new low... discussing dog farts.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

PerfectionGirls 01-20-2005 09:29 AM

Feed them IAM''S either the mini chunks or the regular size. There are other good foods out there also, but that is what I have used for years. No soft or canned dog food unless your vet gives it to you when your dog is sick.

Dont feed them shit and they wont fart like that.

If a dog is farting bad it means its stomach is upset. You know ow you feel when you are farting really bad? Thats how the dog feels.

The old line Garbage in, garbage out is very true.


Its $9.00 for a ten pound bag of Iam's. Get some and your dog fart problem will go away.

DraX 01-20-2005 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester
i'm so happy i read this thread, i'm a lot smarter now

What he said....

Screaming 01-20-2005 09:47 AM

LOL stinky dog farts.. Yuck!

IwantU Bryan 01-20-2005 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack
DOGS!

I always thought it was older dogs that farted the worst, but my puppy has been dropping some serious bombs the last hour or so. :helpme


Dog Farts are really really Bad


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