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Old 11-07-2001, 12:22 AM   #1
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Old 11-07-2001, 12:24 AM   #2
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Old 11-07-2001, 12:26 AM   #3
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Old 11-07-2001, 01:35 AM   #4
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www.smurf.com ?
What the **** ?

Why are you looking for porn? as it is not your business....

You're business are children....who like smurfen!

This is the wrong board for you if you ask me!

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Old 11-07-2001, 01:39 AM   #5
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This is the wrong board for you if you ask me!
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Old 11-07-2001, 01:42 AM   #6
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Old 11-07-2001, 01:43 AM   #7
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What the hell do you mean he is in the wrong place? All you gomers do is make galleries of free porn all damn day. Its a Mecca of free porn.

Smurf your ass on over to the usenet. Still gigs and gigs o free porn there, its god damn smurforific.
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Old 11-07-2001, 02:01 AM   #8
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I dont know about you, but pics of retarded kids always make me smile.

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Old 11-07-2001, 02:15 AM   #9
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donot listen these guys best porn is in here
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Hi...

I'm new.

Where is the porn? I can't find it.

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Old 11-07-2001, 02:23 AM   #10
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Hey labret,

don't be like that!

there was no harm in that reply!
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Old 11-07-2001, 02:29 AM   #11
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Hey labret,

don't be like that!

there was no harm in that reply!
You mean to tell me that picture didnt make you smile? CMON, you cannot look at a little retarded kid running his little ass off and not smile. Its impossible.

Do you know how many sports they have in the Special Olympics?!?
http://www.specialolympics.org/sports/index.html

I am so going this year. I cant believe I have been missing this all these years. Fuck, I feel cheated.

I wouldnt know what to go to first. Gymnastics or powerlifting. They say these nutty bastards are stronger than the average person, and I have seen some large tards in my time. You know they got some 300 lb corky from Canada that can throw up 500 lbs. That must be quite a sight.



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Old 11-07-2001, 04:04 AM   #12
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You mean to tell me that picture didnt make you smile? CMON, you cannot look at a little retarded kid running his little ass off and not smile. [This message has been edited by [Labret] (edited 11-07-2001).]
Man Labret! My little brother is a retarted kid, stop busting my balls!

I love my little brother!


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Old 11-07-2001, 04:37 AM   #13
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Man Labret! My little brother is a retarted kid, stop busting my balls!

I love my little brother!

Hey! I am not saying not to love the goofy bastard. Quite the contrary, how could you not. Retarded kids are adorable.

I was lucky enough to have ridden the bus when I was a kid with a kid who was crazy fucking retarded. I'll never forget that kooky little shit. He was always freaking out and throwing shit, always pissing the bus driver off. He ruled. Come to find out the little fucker was 27 years old, but he looked 13 at best. I guess the speds can go to school longer than the average student. Anyhow, awesome kid. Always had crusties around his mouth and reeked of mustard. ALWAYS had eye boogers. And always seemed to have uncontrolable drip snots. I just wanted to put him in a Misfits shirt and take him to concerts... maybe do some drinking.

Maybe thats why I come to GFY so much.

Whats your brothers name? Post a pic.
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Old 11-07-2001, 06:38 AM   #14
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His name's Greg,

Unfortunately I don't see him often,
Unfortunately I don't have an online pic of him!

I will have soon!
I 'll post it then!

I also had a friend who was retarted, may he rest in peace! the guy died a week after his 21th birthday!

The only year he walked was from the age of one till two! poor guy never walked again after he good ill!
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Old 11-07-2001, 07:15 AM   #15
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Labret, you sound like you might enjoy this site:
http://sickopath.com/gor.html

I don't know how Beetlejuice got in there. He's not retarded, he's just dam ugly.
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Old 11-07-2001, 09:05 AM   #16
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Labret, you sound like you might enjoy this site:
http://sickopath.com/gor.html
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Ha ha ha ha, that's funny, the last picture is of George Bush, ha ha.


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