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![]() Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'" The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, ', 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'. The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women giver her this subtle "Well...?" She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2" hard-bodied, well-hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women just say, "Oh, my God!"
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Join Date: Jul 2003
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hehehe pretty good, but i think I heard a variation of this one a while back
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old but still great
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Not bad, first I've heard it.
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Location: Bonnie Scotland
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hehehehehe lol!! First time I've heard it!!
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Join Date: Jan 2002
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Were you guys evesdropping on my mom's conversation or something?
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#7 |
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![]() That's cute! |
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#8 |
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ifirst i am hearing ,nice one
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this is the first time i hearing this one,
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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first time i heard this lol
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this would be more realistic:
Three catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'You pedophile!'" The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, ', 'You fucking pedophile!'." The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'You muthafucking pedophile!'. |
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Good one!@
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#13 |
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nico-t, hehehe
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