Oh, my God!
 

Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'"
The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, ', 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'.
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women giver her this subtle "Well...?" She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2" hard-bodied, well-hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women just say, "Oh, my God!"

hehehe pretty good, but i think I heard a variation of this one a while back

old but still great :thumbsup

Not bad, first I've heard it.

hehehehehe lol!! First time I've heard it!!

Were you guys evesdropping on my mom's conversation or something?

:1orglaugh
That's cute!

ifirst i am hearing ,nice one

this is the first time i hearing this one, :1orglaugh

first time i heard this lol

this would be more realistic:

Three catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'You pedophile!'"
The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, ', 'You fucking pedophile!'."
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'You muthafucking pedophile!'.

Good one!@ :thumbsup

nico-t, hehehe :)