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xlogger · 01-18-2005, 07:19 PM

So i got a check today, since i dont have to spend it on anything, i got my friends over and we are smoking weed

. When we smoke i come up with the most stupidest questions ever.

So i was thinking, why do we have hair on our balls? Its not like the ball need to stay warm, we wear underwear and pants, so its warm. And the only person that will see is you and the girl (guy if your gay

) your fucking, and she hates it. So really there is no need for he hair to be on the balls. Ok the hair on the head i understand, it need to be worm and shit.

The age old question, "why do we have hair on our balls". we may never know...

discuss...

fl_prn_str · 01-18-2005, 07:20 PM

sounds like your smoking wayyyyy too much weed.....

xclusive · 01-18-2005, 07:21 PM

We have it too keep out balls warm we developed it before clothes....

Screaming · 01-18-2005, 07:21 PM

i would think for warmth or protection

Babagirls · 01-18-2005, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by fl_prn_str

sounds like your smoking wayyyyy too much weed.....

The Bootyologist · 01-18-2005, 07:21 PM

lol to protect them from the elements

xlogger · 01-18-2005, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by fl_prn_str

sounds like your smoking wayyyyy too much weed.....

The check was for $150, so ya we are smoking a lot..

Babaganoosh · 01-18-2005, 07:22 PM

Hey you two, it's "you're."

Loryn · 01-18-2005, 07:22 PM

I can't believe I am answering this but, I believe evolution hasn't fully worked itself out with removing the hair. Way back when you needed the hair on your balls, now you really don't but it takes time. Things like that do not evolve over night!!!

Rantan · 01-18-2005, 07:23 PM

Ball hair came first, it was only 10,000 years after the advent of ball hair, we discoverd pants.

xlogger · 01-18-2005, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bootyologist

lol to protect them from the elements

What elements? Cold? We have underwear and pants for that.

And if some how big ass rock falls on your balls, no hair can protect it.

sickkittens · 01-18-2005, 07:23 PM

Why do we have toes, asscrack hair, and hundreds of other things in and on our bodies ?

pornJester · 01-18-2005, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by fl_prn_str

sounds like your smoking wayyyyy too much weed.....

I concur

01-18-2005, 07:24 PM

I don't think balls got the memo telling them that we don't need hair there anymore.

If I'm not mistaken, hair is present all over the body to help our nerves react to sensation and stimulation.

The Bootyologist · 01-18-2005, 07:24 PM

this is one for jeeves sickkittens

Sagitta · 01-18-2005, 07:25 PM

You're men.. you are supposed to be hairy everywhere.
Werewolfs.

nofx · 01-18-2005, 07:25 PM

blaze up s0n

irc misses you

be glad we have hair on our balls and not our penis, that would suck.

Mike Okitch · 01-18-2005, 07:26 PM

Wait 'till you've come down from your high before using it.

TKoProductions · 01-18-2005, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger

So i got a check today, since i dont have to spend it on anything, i got my friends over and we are smoking weed

. When we smoke i come up with the most stupidest questions ever.

So i was thinking, why do we have hair on our balls? Its not like the ball need to stay warm, we wear underwear and pants, so its warm. And the only person that will see is you and the girl (guy if your gay

) your fucking, and she hates it. So really there is no need for he hair to be on the balls. Ok the hair on the head i understand, it need to be worm and shit.

The age old question, "why do we have hair on our balls". we may never know...

discuss...

This is God speaking...Cut the head of your penis off with a scalpel.

Spunky · 01-18-2005, 07:30 PM

To tickle the whores chin when she sucks you off

nofx · 01-18-2005, 07:32 PM

http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1901.html

xlogger · 01-18-2005, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TKoProductions

This is God speaking...Cut the head of your penis off with a scalpel.

O_o

hahaha! im not that high.

TKoProductions · 01-18-2005, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by xlogger

O_o

hahaha! im not that high.

so you saw that thread?

xlogger · 01-18-2005, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by TKoProductions

so you saw that thread?

Ya, showed my friends too!

They freaked out.

pushpills · 01-18-2005, 07:39 PM

to keep the crabs warm.

xlogger · 01-18-2005, 07:50 PM

time to go to burgerking and eat a lot of fries..peace..maybe we will ask the people over there about this. hmm

DEA - banned for life · 01-18-2005, 07:56 PM

to keep the chicks noses warm while she slobbin on the knob

SinBucks · 01-18-2005, 08:16 PM

Do you really sit and think about this stuff?

xlogger · 01-18-2005, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SinBucks

Do you really sit and think about this stuff?

When me and my friends are high, we starting talking about stupid stuff.

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 01-18-2005, 09:29 PM

Ball hair is too thin to warm, but it does have a practical use.

Ball hair acts as an ?alarm? of sorts. Without trimming, the hair on your ball sack grows long so that it forms a sort of ?tickle barrier? around your balls. This ?tickle barrier? prevents fanged animals from nuzzling up nice and close (when they intend to sink their fangs into your nuts). Their sneak attack is prevented because your ball hair will be disturbed by their approach and you will receive a gentle ?tickle alarm? sensation on your extremely sensitive nut sack. At the time you feel this tickle, you have a small window of time to quickly move your ball sack away from the teeth of the animal otherwise the next sensation you feel will be very, very bad.

It?s like a mosquito caught in your arm hair. When you feel the mosquito, you smack it. When a fanged animal disturbs your ball sack hair (on its appraoch) you have a chance to save your nuts!

LeeNoga · 01-18-2005, 09:31 PM

I can answer this factually.

Man and Woman have hair under their arms, and groin area which acts as lubricant for mobility without irritation. This is what science says.

xlogger · 01-18-2005, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!

Ball hair acts as an ?alarm? of sorts. Without trimming, the hair on your ball sack grows long so that it forms a sort of ?tickle barrier? around your balls. This ?tickle barrier? prevents fanged animals from nuzzling up nice and close (when they intend to sink their fangs into your nuts). Their sneak attack is prevented because your ball hair will be disturbed by their approach and you will receive a gentle ?tickle alarm? sensation on your extremely sensitive nut sack. At the time you feel this tickle, you have a small window of time to quickly move your ball sack away from the teeth of the animal otherwise the next sensation you feel will be very, very bad.

what??? hahaha, damn dude you must smoke an ounce a day to come up with something like that.

nofx · 01-18-2005, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!

Ball hair is too thin to warm, but it does have a practical use.

Ball hair acts as an ?alarm? of sorts. Without trimming, the hair on your ball sack grows long so that it forms a sort of ?tickle barrier? around your balls. This ?tickle barrier? prevents fanged animals from nuzzling up nice and close (when they intend to sink their fangs into your nuts). Their sneak attack is prevented because your ball hair will be disturbed by their approach and you will receive a gentle ?tickle alarm? sensation on your extremely sensitive nut sack. At the time you feel this tickle, you have a small window of time to quickly move your ball sack away from the teeth of the animal otherwise the next sensation you feel will be very, very bad.

It?s like a mosquito caught in your arm hair. When you feel the mosquito, you smack it. When a fanged animal disturbs your ball sack hair (on its appraoch) you have a chance to save your nuts!

how many shrooms did you have to eat to come up with that

sickkittens · 01-18-2005, 09:38 PM

Ho wmany of your friends left the room after you said that by the way?

Steen2 · 01-18-2005, 09:41 PM

Mating scent production.

The truth.

felipeav · 01-18-2005, 09:56 PM

for you to shave them ...

rollinOn20s · 01-18-2005, 10:28 PM

For woman to use for dental floss.

Wiggles · 01-18-2005, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

I can't believe I am answering this but, I believe evolution hasn't fully worked itself out with removing the hair. Way back when you needed the hair on your balls, now you really don't but it takes time. Things like that do not evolve over night!!!

Like back in the 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's?

pxxx · 01-18-2005, 10:50 PM

I think that is what makes our balls so warm.

jukeboxfrank · 01-18-2005, 11:03 PM

just to piss you off when it leaves your head.

Persius · 01-18-2005, 11:42 PM

microtouch your balls

r3ap3r · 01-18-2005, 11:47 PM

I think its to make your balls warm. It kinda like the hair on your head.

D Flower · 01-18-2005, 11:49 PM

Good grief!! Glad I don't have hairy balls. Come to think of it I don't have any (actual) balls being a girl....thank god!! Although I am a pretty ballsy girl.....

reynold · 01-18-2005, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger

So i got a check today, since i dont have to spend it on anything, i got my friends over and we are smoking weed

. When we smoke i come up with the most stupidest questions ever.

So i was thinking, why do we have hair on our balls? Its not like the ball need to stay warm, we wear underwear and pants, so its warm. And the only person that will see is you and the girl (guy if your gay

) your fucking, and she hates it. So really there is no need for he hair to be on the balls. Ok the hair on the head i understand, it need to be worm and shit.

The age old question, "why do we have hair on our balls". we may never know...

discuss...

I think that is the weed talking.

BigasMoe · 01-19-2005, 12:06 AM

Now I've been smoking too and I thought it was there so our balls don't smell like pussy!!

kowntafit · 01-19-2005, 12:07 AM

Why do we have nails? Same with hair, technology advances quicker than evolution.

Nicky · 01-19-2005, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

I can't believe I am answering this but, I believe evolution hasn't fully worked itself out with removing the hair. Way back when you needed the hair on your balls, now you really don't but it takes time. Things like that do not evolve over night!!!

Ill go with this one....

Mark-JoinRightNow · 01-19-2005, 12:10 AM

Hmmm...does gillete industry have something to do with this?

Entropy · 01-19-2005, 12:52 AM

the hair is to keep the balls from freezing

reynold · 01-19-2005, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

Wait 'till you've come down from your high before using it.

Cool product. Is it that effective?

01-18-2005, 07:19 PM	#1
xlogger Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NY Posts: 9,507	So why do we have hair on our balls? So i got a check today, since i dont have to spend it on anything, i got my friends over and we are smoking weed . When we smoke i come up with the most stupidest questions ever. So i was thinking, why do we have hair on our balls? Its not like the ball need to stay warm, we wear underwear and pants, so its warm. And the only person that will see is you and the girl (guy if your gay ) your fucking, and she hates it. So really there is no need for he hair to be on the balls. Ok the hair on the head i understand, it need to be worm and shit. The age old question, "why do we have hair on our balls". we may never know... discuss... __________________ ---------- XLOGGER [REFLECTED] [OH] Last edited by xlogger; 01-18-2005 at 07:20 PM..

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Hey You . . . I Know You! Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,908	Ball hair is too thin to warm, but it does have a practical use. Ball hair acts as an ?alarm? of sorts. Without trimming, the hair on your ball sack grows long so that it forms a sort of ?tickle barrier? around your balls. This ?tickle barrier? prevents fanged animals from nuzzling up nice and close (when they intend to sink their fangs into your nuts). Their sneak attack is prevented because your ball hair will be disturbed by their approach and you will receive a gentle ?tickle alarm? sensation on your extremely sensitive nut sack. At the time you feel this tickle, you have a small window of time to quickly move your ball sack away from the teeth of the animal otherwise the next sensation you feel will be very, very bad. It?s like a mosquito caught in your arm hair. When you feel the mosquito, you smack it. When a fanged animal disturbs your ball sack hair (on its appraoch) you have a chance to save your nuts!

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