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Old 01-18-2005, 04:19 AM   #1
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This cab driver claims my cell phone will kill me and the human race.

So get a cab, going to 7-11 to get some orange juice, then to go to clarks, I had some french toast waiting for me.

After I get out of the cab at 7-11, he says, when you get back in, dont use the cell phone anymore, its already been 2 minutes.


Well, the guy is nutts, he takes me to get my french toast on the way home...then he pulls over.

He says, if you use a cell phone in an inclosed area like a car or something, they put cancer cells through the waves to infect those using the cell phones.


Now I thought It would be fun to fuck with him, and i tried to semi-agree with him, but he went crazy claiming anyone using a cellphone would be subject to government manipulation and would die of cancer to the brain. He said he's been making people turn off their cell phone for the last few months and his mind is a lot clearer.

This was one fun experience, alot funner than crackheads near the southside, cuzz this guy actually believed his bullshit. And he talked to me for 5-10 minutes after I paid the fair. What the hell makes these people so crazy?

He was yellin about the british government proves the brainwashing and cancer causing effects of cell phones. Jesus....
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Old 01-18-2005, 04:21 AM   #2
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and you thought those 1000 minutes you get were free? everything comes at a price.
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Old 01-18-2005, 04:24 AM   #3
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first of all i know someone who died because of brain cancer from his cell...
second why are you taking a cab to 7/11?
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Old 01-18-2005, 04:25 AM   #4
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first of all i know someone who died because of brain cancer from his cell...
second why are you taking a cab to 7/11?

its 10 degrees out and I can afford it.
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Old 01-18-2005, 04:29 AM   #5
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its 10 degrees out and I can afford it.
afford what? a $5 fare?
thanks for asking my questions, ill move on now.
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Old 01-18-2005, 04:31 AM   #6
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He's a cab driver for a reason, and you just discovered it.
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Old 01-18-2005, 04:31 AM   #7
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Tell him to fuck off
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Old 01-18-2005, 04:31 AM   #8
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Did you tell the story about the pizza delivery girl as well yesterday?
I am starting to think there is a serious problem with the way you give tips.
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Old 01-18-2005, 04:34 AM   #9
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afford what? a $5 fare?
thanks for asking my questions, ill move on now.
lmao



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