This cab driver claims my cell phone will kill me and the human race. - GoFuckYourself.com

pushpills · 01-18-2005, 04:19 AM

So get a cab, going to 7-11 to get some orange juice, then to go to clarks, I had some french toast waiting for me.

After I get out of the cab at 7-11, he says, when you get back in, dont use the cell phone anymore, its already been 2 minutes.

Well, the guy is nutts, he takes me to get my french toast on the way home...then he pulls over.

He says, if you use a cell phone in an inclosed area like a car or something, they put cancer cells through the waves to infect those using the cell phones.

Now I thought It would be fun to fuck with him, and i tried to semi-agree with him, but he went crazy claiming anyone using a cellphone would be subject to government manipulation and would die of cancer to the brain. He said he's been making people turn off their cell phone for the last few months and his mind is a lot clearer.

This was one fun experience, alot funner than crackheads near the southside, cuzz this guy actually believed his bullshit. And he talked to me for 5-10 minutes after I paid the fair. What the hell makes these people so crazy?

He was yellin about the british government proves the brainwashing and cancer causing effects of cell phones. Jesus....

TheMob · 01-18-2005, 04:21 AM

and you thought those 1000 minutes you get were free? everything comes at a price.

MarkH · 01-18-2005, 04:24 AM

first of all i know someone who died because of brain cancer from his cell...
second why are you taking a cab to 7/11?

pushpills · 01-18-2005, 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarkH

first of all i know someone who died because of brain cancer from his cell...
second why are you taking a cab to 7/11?

its 10 degrees out and I can afford it.

MarkH · 01-18-2005, 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pushpills

its 10 degrees out and I can afford it.

afford what? a $5 fare?
thanks for asking my questions, ill move on now.

BRISK · 01-18-2005, 04:31 AM

He's a cab driver for a reason, and you just discovered it.

xclusive · 01-18-2005, 04:31 AM

Tell him to fuck off

Pornopat · 01-18-2005, 04:31 AM

Did you tell the story about the pizza delivery girl as well yesterday?
I am starting to think there is a serious problem with the way you give tips.

nico-t · 01-18-2005, 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarkH

afford what? a $5 fare?
thanks for asking my questions, ill move on now.

lmao

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01-18-2005, 04:19 AM	#1
pushpills Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: CHICAGO Posts: 3,700	This cab driver claims my cell phone will kill me and the human race. So get a cab, going to 7-11 to get some orange juice, then to go to clarks, I had some french toast waiting for me. After I get out of the cab at 7-11, he says, when you get back in, dont use the cell phone anymore, its already been 2 minutes. Well, the guy is nutts, he takes me to get my french toast on the way home...then he pulls over. He says, if you use a cell phone in an inclosed area like a car or something, they put cancer cells through the waves to infect those using the cell phones. Now I thought It would be fun to fuck with him, and i tried to semi-agree with him, but he went crazy claiming anyone using a cellphone would be subject to government manipulation and would die of cancer to the brain. He said he's been making people turn off their cell phone for the last few months and his mind is a lot clearer. This was one fun experience, alot funner than crackheads near the southside, cuzz this guy actually believed his bullshit. And he talked to me for 5-10 minutes after I paid the fair. What the hell makes these people so crazy? He was yellin about the british government proves the brainwashing and cancer causing effects of cell phones. Jesus....

01-18-2005, 04:24 AM	#3
MarkH Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 384	first of all i know someone who died because of brain cancer from his cell... second why are you taking a cab to 7/11? __________________ Some text in my sig was deleted because I didn't feel like getting sued...are you hiding anything?

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01-18-2005, 04:21 AM	#2
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