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MaDalton 01-18-2005 07:27 AM

cristal is overrated crap and mostly just sold in the US to people that are dumb enough to throw out there money for that. :2 cents:

a nice bottle of wine and a good single malt whisky should do it

Jace 01-18-2005 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young
You want good shit? Drink Veuve Clicquot. You'll look good and it will taste good.

you got that right, best shit on the market when it comes to champagne

and to answer your question brad, i have bought no bottle of cristal this year, but I am on my 3rd bottle of Bush Mills

EyesWideShut 01-18-2005 07:36 AM

I'm gonna celebrate my first big paycheck with a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue. I'm not even pimp enough to get gold, and blue is way out of my league so I have to settle for black. I don't stoop to red though because it tastes like piss on fire. Sure I would be able to get a bottle of blue if I wanted to act like a pimp, but instead I invest my money instead of wasting a months pay on a bottle of alcohol :1orglaugh Big difference between acting like a pimp and being a pimp :2 cents:

stev0 01-18-2005 07:48 AM

I'd rather have a 6-pack of beer :2 cents: :thumbsup

BVF 01-18-2005 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nylz
:helpme

I've never had blue, but I know red tastes like shit (imho), and I also know black is a lot smoother than red..

this kinda scares me to try blue :(

Blue isn't too far of a jump in taste from black to warrant the price. Even the red is smooth for a liquor in my opinion...It's a lot easier to drink than Brandy.

Corleone 01-18-2005 08:18 AM

last year I bought 0 ;) maybe I'll buy a bottle in 2005

DutchTeenCash 01-18-2005 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
bubbly wine for prissy bitches.


real men drink this shit

http://www.hjorleifson.com/me/21.jpg


when you remove the cock out of your ass and act like a man try a shot brad. It' s ok if you have to water it down cause you can't handle it...

aaaaah glen :) the first i drank memories... nice nice nothing beats a single malt

TheEbonyFelony 01-18-2005 08:27 AM

cris is nasty

The Bootyologist 01-18-2005 08:32 AM

zero bottles

sickkittens 01-18-2005 08:36 AM

Is it cool to buy Cristal or something?

BradShaw 01-18-2005 08:56 AM

I have an old school black amex. Spray paint works great.

ricks 01-18-2005 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
bubbly wine for prissy bitches.


real men drink this shit

http://www.hjorleifson.com/me/21.jpg


when you remove the cock out of your ass and act like a man try a shot brad. It' s ok if you have to water it down cause you can't handle it...

agreed :thumbsup

Kemist 01-18-2005 09:21 AM

Dont drink it! Prefer a good lager such as Stella Artois

Marcus Aurelius 01-18-2005 09:23 AM

20-30k. but then again...im trying to cut back, you know how it its..hehe I build fires with poor children and 100 dollar bills also. goddamn im cool. (/SARCASM)

Ross 01-18-2005 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kemist
Dont drink it! Prefer a good lager such as Stella Artois

When my friend has too much Stella he tends to walk away and leave everyone. Next day you call him and he says went for a Beef Curry and a taxi home :1orglaugh

Crazy stuff.

Peaches 01-18-2005 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Digipimp
if i'm feeling really pimp, maybe a cherry limeade from sonic.

NOW we're talkin'! YUM!!

I'm a chick - never bought a bottle of champagne in my life. :thumbsup

Chris Malais 01-18-2005 09:44 AM

NORSE VIKING MELODO DEATH METAL is the only thing that comes to mind when reading this thread.

feN 01-18-2005 09:46 AM

I prefer whiskey, wodka and beer

Methodcash Rick 01-18-2005 09:48 AM

I have absolutely 0 bottles per year...

I've got better things to spend my money on, like a good Scotch

CrazyNakedChick 01-18-2005 09:53 AM

after many years i have found status symbols are usually the hollow trophies of insecure people. it's a fucking beverage for crying out loud.

a suggestion: spend $30 on a bottle of Absolut and spend the rest on giant bags of dog food. take said dog food and donate to local animal shelter = impress the panties right off of any chick worth having for more than one night.

Napolean 01-18-2005 09:54 AM

100 insecure bitches

BradShaw 01-18-2005 04:42 PM

Wonder if they have Cristal in Cancun?

Deepai 01-18-2005 04:47 PM

I'm gonna shoot for 200.

axelcat 01-18-2005 04:47 PM

cristal is all over the world

Napolean 01-18-2005 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradShaw
Wonder if they have Cristal in Cancun?

last time i was in cancun (i go about 150 times a year), they didnt have any :(

Dax 01-18-2005 05:31 PM

I know a program owner down here.. who went thru 20 bottles one night at one of the Miami clubs.. =) He was giving that shit away like if it was gatorade at a basketball game...

videopass-chick 01-18-2005 05:33 PM

i personally dont lilke the bitterness i like cheap ones better.

Napolean 01-18-2005 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by videopass-chick
i personally dont lilke the bitterness i like cheap ones better.

i passionately hate anything alcoholic thats expensive, lol

unless it makes your cock bigger or releases pheremones that attract beautiful women its not worth more than $20 a bottle :1orglaugh

nofx 01-18-2005 05:41 PM

I piss in Cristal bottles before they leave the factory, I hope you enjoy my added flavor.

Napolean 01-18-2005 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
I piss in Cristal bottles before they leave the factory, I hope you enjoy my added flavor.

your giving away our master plan..

Pistąllė coming soon to a overpriced spirits for the insecure shop near you

nofx 01-18-2005 05:51 PM

Pistąllė tastes better than Cristal :thumbsup

CrazyNakedChick 01-18-2005 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Napolean
Pistąllė

pfffft. bahahaha. :thumbsup

Donny 01-18-2005 05:52 PM

Zero. Ever. I find it fucking stupid to spend a hundred bucks on a single bottle of a drink that doesn't taste a whole lot different than a twenty dollar bottle of something else (at least to me it doesn't).

Although, I must admit, if someone else is buying I'll sip a bit of it. LOL

DWB 01-18-2005 05:57 PM

Cristal tastes like shit. Period.

There is much better bubbly out there than that over priced crap. Go buy a bottle of Veuve Clicquot Ponsardin and you will not touch that piss you call Cristal again. Unless of course your trying to impress your so called friends.

SleazyDream 01-19-2005 12:24 AM

scotch brad - scotch


the difference between old money and new money is all in the scotch

KRL 01-19-2005 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips
Zero. Ever. I find it fucking stupid to spend a hundred bucks on a single bottle of a drink that doesn't taste a whole lot different than a twenty dollar bottle of something else (at least to me it doesn't).

Although, I must admit, if someone else is buying I'll sip a bit of it. LOL

One of the secrets in life is to always surround yourself with wealthy and generous friends.

:thumbsup

SleazyDream 01-19-2005 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
One of the secrets in life is to always surround yourself with wealthy and generous friends.

:thumbsup

thanks again for dinner in flordia KRL!!!!!

Semi-Retired-Dave 01-19-2005 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
none... dont drink the shit.. leaves me with a headache.

Me too...It's over rated.

BradShaw 01-19-2005 11:32 AM

OPC, Other Peoples Cristal..... I agree, the key is to drink someone elses!

Abyss_Vee 01-19-2005 12:07 PM

gives me a bad headache.. , i drink to get drunk,, and cristal doesnt cut it


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