Rules of Gunfighting - GoFuckYourself.com

com · 01-17-2005, 05:13 AM

The absolute First Rule of a Gunfight, in Mark Moritz' brilliantly enunciated aphorism, is "Have a gun!" The rest will supplement that first rule....

Have a gun.

Preferably, have at least two guns.
Bring all of your friends who have guns.
Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.

Funny but oh so true:

http://www.thegunzone.com/gunfighting.html

quantum-x · 01-17-2005, 05:51 AM

> Be polite. Be professional. But... have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

>Your number one option for Personal Security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.

wtf?

xclusive · 01-17-2005, 05:52 AM

guns are for those who can't throw a punch

nofx · 01-17-2005, 05:53 AM

youre right, ammo IS cheap.

I fail to see why more people dont kill themselves or other people.

Nicky · 01-17-2005, 05:53 AM

hehe, creepy guy

com · 01-17-2005, 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by xclusive

guns are for those who can't throw a punch

Not always true. There's a tool for every job, besides try punching a dime from 1.25 miles away ;)

Entropy · 01-17-2005, 06:00 AM

its too bad i retired from being a hit man...

com · 01-17-2005, 07:46 AM

more gun humor

ADL_JD · 01-17-2005, 07:52 AM

"Rules, there are no Rules in fighting"

Butch Cassidy

brand0n · 01-17-2005, 08:05 AM

if you read all his rules, odds are youve been shot by now.

Dalai lama · 01-17-2005, 08:07 AM

that's a pretty creepy guy

com · 01-17-2005, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Dalai lama

that's a pretty creepy guy

most of them I aggree with. especially about don't bring any pistol of any calibre that doesn't start with .4

pxxx · 01-17-2005, 08:56 AM

How about not fighting with guns at all.

com · 01-17-2005, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by pxxx

How about not fighting with guns at all.

that logic works perfect untill you get shot at

DarkJedi · 01-17-2005, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x

> Be polite. Be professional. But... have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

I like it

tranza · 01-17-2005, 10:48 AM

Ok, that's fucked up...

Illicit · 01-17-2005, 10:54 AM

lol rifle vs tank

http://www.thegunzone.com/video/rifle-v-tank.mpeg

JimmiDean · 01-17-2005, 01:11 PM

Never be in a room with a loaded gun unless your holding it.
if you lack accuracy make up for it with volume
there is no such thing as over kill
and as with penises and bank accounts the bigger the better

fünkmaster · 01-17-2005, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

I like it

... you also like paying $90 per Mbit over, so what ?

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