Rules of Gunfighting
 

The absolute First Rule of a Gunfight, in Mark Moritz' brilliantly enunciated aphorism, is "Have a gun!" The rest will supplement that first rule....

Have a gun.

Preferably, have at least two guns.
Bring all of your friends who have guns.
Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.

Funny but oh so true:

http://www.thegunzone.com/gunfighting.html

> Be polite. Be professional. But... have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

>Your number one option for Personal Security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.


wtf?

guns are for those who can't throw a punch

youre right, ammo IS cheap.

I fail to see why more people dont kill themselves or other people.

hehe, creepy guy :)

Not always true. There's a tool for every job, besides try punching a dime from 1.25 miles away ;)

its too bad i retired from being a hit man...

more gun humor

http://www.equalccw.com/happiness.jpg

"Rules, there are no Rules in fighting"

Butch Cassidy

if you read all his rules, odds are youve been shot by now.

that's a pretty creepy guy

most of them I aggree with. especially about don't bring any pistol of any calibre that doesn't start with .4

How about not fighting with guns at all.

that logic works perfect untill you get shot at

I like it :glugglug

Ok, that's fucked up...

lol rifle vs tank

http://www.thegunzone.com/video/rifle-v-tank.mpeg

Never be in a room with a loaded gun unless your holding it.
if you lack accuracy make up for it with volume
there is no such thing as over kill
and as with penises and bank accounts the bigger the better

... you also like paying $90 per Mbit over, so what ?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh