Sick of Being Shit on? - GoFuckYourself.com

tottenham · 11-04-2001, 12:56 PM

I am an honest Webmaster trying to make an honest living, I keep getting ripped of by crap banner exchanges and even worst traffic building programs. Does any body want to have a genuine Banner exchange with my site. www.Dirty-devil.com if so please email me on [email protected]. thanks. Also any GOOD traffic building suggestions would be nice!

Jer · 11-04-2001, 01:05 PM

Text links are way much better than banners. Sorry, I don't have any site to trade traffic.

Slick · 11-04-2001, 01:35 PM

The thing that you have to realize is that you're site is a store. If another adult site is gonna link up a store, it's gonna be to one of their sponsors.

SO, branching off of my previous comments, you're gonna have to make them wanna link you up. I know that I'm not gonna go out and put a nice high up link on your page when my link is burried on your page. As with most successful sites out there, you have to learn that in order to get traffic, you're gonna have to give it out. Put up a nice link section higher up on your page to point out some other links, don't hide them down below.

Jer is also right, banners aren't as effective as they used to be. Go for some text links also.

tenletters · 11-04-2001, 04:11 PM

That has got to be one of the worst looking
sites that exists online.

Almost every page is a different color.

Both the freepics and chatroom are broken links.

I scrolled (twice) past the search toys link.

Hard to read text and a blurry banner.

I also agree that nobody is going to link to a sextoy store unless they're getting a percentage of the sales.

Either create a hundred of your own freesites and link to it, or create a referral system to pay webmasters.

Dopy · 11-04-2001, 04:38 PM

tottenam

Stores should be very clean and easy to navigate, white is one of the best leading colors for this.
http://www.fiona-cooper.com

Amputate Your Head · 11-04-2001, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tenletters:
That has got to be one of the worst looking sites that exists online.

Correction: That has got to be THE worst looking site that exists online.

Gary · 11-04-2001, 04:47 PM

Hey stop shitting on the poor guy.

tenletters · 11-04-2001, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary:
Hey stop shitting on the poor guy.

Shut up, dog fucker!

Gary · 11-04-2001, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tenletters:
Shut up, dog fucker!

Dont make me shit on you.

tenletters · 11-04-2001, 04:56 PM

Pucker that cornhole buddy!

tenletters · 11-04-2001, 04:58 PM

I've got a gerbil with your name on it , Gary.

YoYoBean · 11-04-2001, 05:00 PM

There its gone....

[This message has been edited by YoYoBean (edited 11-04-2001).]

onlyreal · 11-04-2001, 05:03 PM

muhaha

Quote:

Originally posted by tenletters:
Shut up, dog fucker!

Naughty · 11-04-2001, 05:08 PM

Honest webmasters get fucked everytime.

We got ripped off three years ago by a company that rips off everybody's content and formats.
Last week my opinion was asked about them on a forum and I gave it

Now they threathen me, to come over to my house and 'talk'. Seems that is the way it goes, we got ripped off AND now they wanna come over too... doesn't sound like a good deal to me, they were the ones WE should have gone to in the first place.
In case somebody asks, wasn't worth the money for a lawyer at that time, it is now!
Maybe we should have send Bonep when he was in Europe

j/k

--
Naughty

tenletters · 11-04-2001, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by YoYoBean:
I know how you feel
http://dms100.org/worksucks

You know, jackass, you should be banned for posting shit like that. I had unsaved work open when that thing started and lost all of it.

Fucking asshole!

Amputate Your Head · 11-04-2001, 05:18 PM

"Ooooow.... spank da monkey! I just wanna.... spank da monkey! Everybody clap your hands now.... do a little dance..... and... spank da monkey!"

YoYoBean · 11-04-2001, 05:42 PM

If you had unsaved work that is your problem. Learn to use that save button.

Im sure even a newbie knows how to do that.

But going back to my original point...that url explains precisley whats going on in the XXX world.

tenletters · 11-04-2001, 06:28 PM

Screw you jackass!

It's your fucking fault for posting a URL that causes a god damn billion windows to popup and crash people's computers. You don't post that shit on webmaster's boards you shithead!

You suck, plain and simple. And payback is a mother fucker.

Dopy · 11-04-2001, 06:37 PM

YoYoBean = basic one cell life form

YoYoBean · 11-04-2001, 06:49 PM

Hey I fell for it too...dont worry.....dude ya gotta chill out something fierce bro....get off that chair and stretch...smoke a blunt or something...anything....or yer gonna stroke out before your mid life crisis ...ehehe

tenletters · 11-04-2001, 06:54 PM

What do you mean by "I feel for it also"? Was that link posted on GYF before you did it? If so where?

I have no problem with jokes but causing someones pc to crash isn't too damn funny unless you are 17, or Gary, or both.

11-04-2001, 12:56 PM	#1
tottenham Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: london,uk Posts: 31	Sick of Being Shit on? I am an honest Webmaster trying to make an honest living, I keep getting ripped of by crap banner exchanges and even worst traffic building programs. Does any body want to have a genuine Banner exchange with my site. www.Dirty-devil.com if so please email me on [email protected]. thanks. Also any GOOD traffic building suggestions would be nice!

11-04-2001, 01:05 PM	#2
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	Text links are way much better than banners. Sorry, I don't have any site to trade traffic.

11-04-2001, 01:35 PM	#3
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	The thing that you have to realize is that you're site is a store. If another adult site is gonna link up a store, it's gonna be to one of their sponsors. SO, branching off of my previous comments, you're gonna have to make them wanna link you up. I know that I'm not gonna go out and put a nice high up link on your page when my link is burried on your page. As with most successful sites out there, you have to learn that in order to get traffic, you're gonna have to give it out. Put up a nice link section higher up on your page to point out some other links, don't hide them down below. Jer is also right, banners aren't as effective as they used to be. Go for some text links also.

11-04-2001, 04:11 PM	#4
tenletters Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: the deep south Posts: 2,079	That has got to be one of the worst looking sites that exists online. Almost every page is a different color. Both the freepics and chatroom are broken links. I scrolled (twice) past the search toys link. Hard to read text and a blurry banner. I also agree that nobody is going to link to a sextoy store unless they're getting a percentage of the sales. Either create a hundred of your own freesites and link to it, or create a referral system to pay webmasters.

11-04-2001, 04:38 PM	#5
Dopy Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Puerto Del Carmen, Lanzarote, Canary Islands Posts: 1,572	tottenam Stores should be very clean and easy to navigate, white is one of the best leading colors for this. http://www.fiona-cooper.com

11-04-2001, 04:47 PM	#7
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	Hey stop shitting on the poor guy.

11-04-2001, 04:56 PM	#10
tenletters Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: the deep south Posts: 2,079	Pucker that cornhole buddy!

11-04-2001, 04:58 PM	#11
tenletters Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: the deep south Posts: 2,079	I've got a gerbil with your name on it , Gary.

11-04-2001, 05:00 PM	#12
YoYoBean Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The Back Shed Where Kermit, Elmo and Big Bird Get Stoned! Posts: 429	There its gone.... [This message has been edited by YoYoBean (edited 11-04-2001).]

11-04-2001, 05:08 PM	#14
Naughty Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Utopia Posts: 6,482	Honest webmasters get fucked everytime. We got ripped off three years ago by a company that rips off everybody's content and formats. Last week my opinion was asked about them on a forum and I gave it Now they threathen me, to come over to my house and 'talk'. Seems that is the way it goes, we got ripped off AND now they wanna come over too... doesn't sound like a good deal to me, they were the ones WE should have gone to in the first place. In case somebody asks, wasn't worth the money for a lawyer at that time, it is now! Maybe we should have send Bonep when he was in Europe j/k -- Naughty

11-04-2001, 05:18 PM	#16
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	"Ooooow.... spank da monkey! I just wanna.... spank da monkey! Everybody clap your hands now.... do a little dance..... and... spank da monkey!"

11-04-2001, 05:42 PM	#17
YoYoBean Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The Back Shed Where Kermit, Elmo and Big Bird Get Stoned! Posts: 429	If you had unsaved work that is your problem. Learn to use that save button. Im sure even a newbie knows how to do that. But going back to my original point...that url explains precisley whats going on in the XXX world.

11-04-2001, 06:28 PM	#18
tenletters Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: the deep south Posts: 2,079	Screw you jackass! It's your fucking fault for posting a URL that causes a god damn billion windows to popup and crash people's computers. You don't post that shit on webmaster's boards you shithead! You suck, plain and simple. And payback is a mother fucker.

11-04-2001, 06:37 PM	#19
Dopy Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Puerto Del Carmen, Lanzarote, Canary Islands Posts: 1,572	YoYoBean = basic one cell life form

11-04-2001, 06:49 PM	#20
YoYoBean Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The Back Shed Where Kermit, Elmo and Big Bird Get Stoned! Posts: 429	Hey I fell for it too...dont worry.....dude ya gotta chill out something fierce bro....get off that chair and stretch...smoke a blunt or something...anything....or yer gonna stroke out before your mid life crisis ...ehehe

11-04-2001, 06:54 PM	#21
tenletters Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: the deep south Posts: 2,079	What do you mean by "I feel for it also"? Was that link posted on GYF before you did it? If so where? I have no problem with jokes but causing someones pc to crash isn't too damn funny unless you are 17, or Gary, or both.