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AaronM · 01-16-2005, 11:37 AM

So last night my Friend Donna and I were leaving the mall when this 16 year old girl asks for change to use the phone. I hand her my cell phone so she can call her mother. Her mother refuses to pick her up or offer any kind of assistance for her to get home.

At this point, Donna suggests that we can give her a ride.

Off we go....

Now...The girl fails to tell us that the house that she is directing us to is not her home but her boyfriends....Who happens to live on a hill. Keep in mind that Portland is covered in a sheet of ice.

Long story short.....At one point, we start to slide backwards and there's no way I can control or stop us. We continued to pick up speed until we slammed into the sidewalk sideways. That slowed us down a little but we were still sliding. In the rear view mirror, I see a truck.

Yeah...It was not cool.

So we slammed into this brand new GMC Yukon while the owner was standing right there watching. We were the second car to hit the Yukon yesterday.

At this point, my Jeep was stuck on the sidewalk. No matter what we did, we could not move it. Right now, my Jeep is still up on that hill. It's been there all night. I can't help but wonder how many more people have done the same thing and smashed my ride up even more.

In about 5 hours the streets should be clear enough for me to check it out. Pics to follow.

Thankfully I have insurance.

chowda · 01-16-2005, 11:38 AM

thats fucken crazy shit

TheFrog · 01-16-2005, 11:41 AM

that sucks moral of the story dont help people ;)

HAPPYPEEKERS · 01-16-2005, 11:41 AM

I am sorry to hear that! That sucks :-(
Good thing you have insurance

myjah · 01-16-2005, 11:42 AM

I hate ice and I hate cold weather. Glad everyone is okay - sounds like you all could have been hurt badly.

Manowar · 01-16-2005, 11:42 AM

Suck balls man, Hope you get the repairs sorted without hassle

Hustlin Entertainment · 01-16-2005, 11:43 AM

sorry to hear that man

Entropy · 01-16-2005, 11:43 AM

It is still a good thing you helped the girl

Rantan · 01-16-2005, 11:43 AM

lol....did you catch the 16 year olds name?

AaronM · 01-16-2005, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Entropy

It is still a good thing you helped the girl

Yeah, I think I'll remind my insurance agent of that when they take the $500 deductible.

The little bitch should have gone home where it was flat instead of having me take her to her boyfriends house. OH...But she said her mom would pay for the damages....Riiiiight.

TurboAngel · 01-16-2005, 11:46 AM

No good deed goes unpunished.

AaronM · 01-16-2005, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Rantan

lol....did you catch the 16 year olds name?

Name, mother's name, father's name...And phone numbers.

pxxx · 01-16-2005, 11:46 AM

It is a good thing tha you helped.

Smurfette · 01-16-2005, 11:46 AM

Sorry to hear that - hope the girl don't try to sue you for whiplash or anything as well

But I die laughing at the news when they show how people drive in the states when there is ice and snow, there is a local show here that makes fun of american peoples driving.
But I also died laughing when Toronto called a state of emergency when they had that snow a few years ago!!

Smurfette

Rantan · 01-16-2005, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Smurfette

Sorry to hear that - hope the girl don't try to sue you for whiplash or anything as well

But I die laughing at the news when they show how people drive in the states when there is ice and snow, there is a local show here that makes fun of american peoples driving.
But I also died laughing when Toronto called a state of emergency when they had that snow a few years ago!!

Smurfette

it differs friom state to state really...

AaronM · 01-16-2005, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Smurfette

Sorry to hear that - hope the girl don't try to sue you for whiplash or anything as well

But I die laughing at the news when they show how people drive in the states when there is ice and snow, there is a local show here that makes fun of american peoples driving.
But I also died laughing when Toronto called a state of emergency when they had that snow a few years ago!!

Smurfette

I hate ice and snow but I don't mind driving in it. If I had known the hill that I was in for then I would have avoided it.

Entropy · 01-16-2005, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Yeah, I think I'll remind my insurance agent of that when they take the $500 deductible.

The little bitch should have gone home where it was flat instead of having me take her to her boyfriends house. OH...But she said her mom would pay for the damages....Riiiiight.

Karma will come back and help you out down the road...

WarChild · 01-16-2005, 11:53 AM

Bad deal. Luckily, like you said, you have insurance. Glad you're okay.

RayVega · 01-16-2005, 12:00 PM

Sorry to hear it, that really sucks. I hope the good karma from helping the girl outweighs the cost and grief of the accident...it usually does, life just works that way.

Magg · 01-16-2005, 12:02 PM

Cant wait for the pics!

Peaches · 01-16-2005, 12:05 PM

That was very nice of you to help her, Aaron, but I have to wonder what was going through the mind of a 16 year old girl where she got into a car with a stranger! Not that you're STRANGE, mind you ;) but she didn't know you.

RRACY · 01-16-2005, 12:06 PM

It's fortunate nobody was hurt.

AaronM · 01-16-2005, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

That was very nice of you to help her, Aaron, but I have to wonder what was going through the mind of a 16 year old girl where she got into a car with a stranger! Not that you're STRANGE, mind you ;) but she didn't know you.

It was that or freeze overnight in the mall parking lot. But yeah...I know what you're saying.

I forgot to mention that I also had my dog with me. The little fucker bulled me down the hill like I was a sled. Then he chewed his leash off so he does not get to go for a walk today.

Very uncool.

Rictor · 01-16-2005, 12:11 PM

No good deed goes unpunished.

Insurance will take care of it but they might raise your premium a little. Probably not too much since it sounds like a minor accident. Have a big accident where you injure a few people or get injured yourself and the bastards will cancel it on you then you'll pay 10 times as much as the new company.

Raven · 01-16-2005, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

That was very nice of you to help her, Aaron, but I have to wonder what was going through the mind of a 16 year old girl where she got into a car with a stranger! Not that you're STRANGE, mind you ;) but she didn't know you.

I was thinking that, too....we know Aaron; but, she didn't.

I'm just glad Aaron had another woman in the car so the bitch didn't think about calling the cops on his cute ass.....

Shoehorn! · 01-16-2005, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

So last night my Friend Donna and I were leaving the mall when this 16 year old girl asks for change to use the phone. I hand her my cell phone so she can call her mother. Her mother refuses to pick her up or offer any kind of assistance for her to get home.

At this point, Donna suggests that we can give her a ride.

Off we go....

Now...The girl fails to tell us that the house that she is directing us to is not her home but her boyfriends....Who happens to live on a hill. Keep in mind that Portland is covered in a sheet of ice.

Long story short.....At one point, we start to slide backwards and there's no way I can control or stop us. We continued to pick up speed until we slammed into the sidewalk sideways. That slowed us down a little but we were still sliding. In the rear view mirror, I see a truck.

Yeah...It was not cool.

So we slammed into this brand new GMC Yukon while the owner was standing right there watching. We were the second car to hit the Yukon yesterday.

At this point, my Jeep was stuck on the sidewalk. No matter what we did, we could not move it. Right now, my Jeep is still up on that hill. It's been there all night. I can't help but wonder how many more people have done the same thing and smashed my ride up even more.

In about 5 hours the streets should be clear enough for me to check it out. Pics to follow.

Thankfully I have insurance.

Sometimes life really pisses me off with its ironies. I bet if it was someone forcing her into the car holding her for ransom or some shit then they would have gotten to where they needed to go without a problem.

D Flower · 01-16-2005, 12:20 PM

Sorry to hear about your accident - that totally sucks! Good thing you have insurance though.

nico-t · 01-16-2005, 12:39 PM

i fucking hate winter, cold ass shit and icy roads... good luck its getting hotter every year around here haha... long live pollution

wargames · 01-16-2005, 12:59 PM

That fucking sucks bro.

tenletters · 01-16-2005, 01:02 PM

i never pictured you owning a jeep.... how rugged and macho

Warren · 01-16-2005, 01:02 PM

Sorry to hear about Your jeep, it was good of You to give the girl a lift, her mother should be locked up, fucking lazy bitch.

I am just wondering how the insurance thing will work out with the Yukon guy considering You were the second guy to hit his motor, will he split the damage on his truck between Your insurance company and the first guys?

Tala · 01-16-2005, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

That was very nice of you to help her, Aaron, but I have to wonder what was going through the mind of a 16 year old girl where she got into a car with a stranger! Not that you're STRANGE, mind you ;) but she didn't know you.

Oh good, I wasn't the only one who thought that. That child best be glad she's not MY daughter.

Aaron, that was a very sweet thing you did. Karma will come around.

radical · 01-16-2005, 01:12 PM

Sorry to hear about your jeep Aaron ;-(

SteveF · 01-16-2005, 01:33 PM

Argh that's unfortunate Aaron, hope no one was hurt. I'm greatful this area of the states has received zero inclement weather thus far.

Pornopat · 01-16-2005, 01:38 PM

Okay you have insurance. Nobody got hurt. Shrug it off.

hova · 01-16-2005, 01:43 PM

that really sucks

TheMob · 01-16-2005, 02:06 PM

why did you go up the hill if it was iccy?

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 01-16-2005, 02:18 PM

You did a good thing Aaron! =) Even though it ended bad for you...it COULD have ended much worse for her...had YOU not been the one to offer her the ride. Think of it like that. You MAY have saved a girls life!

axelcat · 01-16-2005, 02:22 PM

Insurance is great to have once you need it but paying the insurance bills are shitty, its a good thing nothing happened to you

Wiggles · 01-16-2005, 03:11 PM

damn that sucks, the owner of the Yukon was a moron not to move it after the first time he got hit haha

Dalai lama · 01-16-2005, 03:12 PM

life sucks in situations like this

Sly · 01-16-2005, 03:22 PM

For whatever reason I'm a strong believer in karma. You will be repaid in one way or another, whether you realize it or not. Life is funny and crazy shit happens sometimes... just remember, it could have been worse.

Juicy D. Links · 01-16-2005, 03:27 PM

Aaron you tried no worries my man , one good deed will be paid back. BTW i hate ice and snow.

MrIzzz · 01-16-2005, 03:29 PM

its all good bro. so long as the jeep is the only thing getting harmed. good karma always come back around and the damage to you jeep will be positively paid for in the future

sharpx9 · 01-16-2005, 03:31 PM

Did u get any pics of the 16 year old?

baddog · 01-16-2005, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel

No good deed goes unpunished.

I was just scrolling down to say the same thing

baddog · 01-16-2005, 03:40 PM

would this be a good time to tell my story about riding my bike down to the beach, and helping out the poor little 19 year old that only had on cut off jeans and a bikini top, and how when she got on my bike she was holding on so tight with her 38D titties against me that when I released the clutch I did not notice I was in sand and the bike started to slide out from under me, so she had to hold on even tighter?

Rui · 01-16-2005, 03:58 PM

Damm that is indeed fucked, nice gesture tho

BradM · 01-16-2005, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

would this be a good time to tell my story about riding my bike down to the beach, and helping out the poor little 19 year old that only had on cut off jeans and a bikini top, and how when she got on my bike she was holding on so tight with her 38D titties against me that when I released the clutch I did not notice I was in sand and the bike started to slide out from under me, so she had to hold on even tighter?

LOL!!

Great story... one to remember vividly.

Yes... karma will come into play. You'll know exactly when it does too.

BRISK · 01-16-2005, 04:03 PM

Well, I hope you've learnt your lesson, Aaron - never help anyone.

01-16-2005, 11:37 AM	#1
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Life is grand...You help somebody and...... So last night my Friend Donna and I were leaving the mall when this 16 year old girl asks for change to use the phone. I hand her my cell phone so she can call her mother. Her mother refuses to pick her up or offer any kind of assistance for her to get home. At this point, Donna suggests that we can give her a ride. Off we go.... Now...The girl fails to tell us that the house that she is directing us to is not her home but her boyfriends....Who happens to live on a hill. Keep in mind that Portland is covered in a sheet of ice. Long story short.....At one point, we start to slide backwards and there's no way I can control or stop us. We continued to pick up speed until we slammed into the sidewalk sideways. That slowed us down a little but we were still sliding. In the rear view mirror, I see a truck. Yeah...It was not cool. So we slammed into this brand new GMC Yukon while the owner was standing right there watching. We were the second car to hit the Yukon yesterday. At this point, my Jeep was stuck on the sidewalk. No matter what we did, we could not move it. Right now, my Jeep is still up on that hill. It's been there all night. I can't help but wonder how many more people have done the same thing and smashed my ride up even more. In about 5 hours the streets should be clear enough for me to check it out. Pics to follow. Thankfully I have insurance. Last edited by AaronM; 01-16-2005 at 11:39 AM..

01-16-2005, 11:38 AM	#2
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Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	That was very nice of you to help her, Aaron, but I have to wonder what was going through the mind of a 16 year old girl where she got into a car with a stranger! Not that you're STRANGE, mind you ;) but she didn't know you.

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