The New Surreal Life: Mini-Me's gotta pee! - GoFuckYourself.com

Turboface · 01-13-2005, 01:18 PM

I don't know if you guys have seen the new Surreal Life on VH1, but it's a piss, literally.

Mini-Me is one of the clebrities in the house. On the season premier which was on the other night (and will be played again tonight), Mini-Me got drunk as hell and started driving around the house naked on one of those scooters you see marketed to senior citizens on tv late at night. He drives into a corner and just starts pissing on the floor.

You can see a clip of what I am talking about here - http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/the_sur.../episode.jhtml

Just go down and click on where it says 'Mini-Me's Gotta Pee'.

I guess it wouldn't take too many beers to get him messed up, huh?

Marcus Aurelius · 01-13-2005, 01:21 PM

I saw that shit, it was hilarious, I thought mini me was married to some hot ass model, seems like a pissed off angry drunk though on the show, wonder what gives...

That scooter of his is hilarious, naked drunk midgets on scooters, thats great TV

jt420 · 01-13-2005, 01:26 PM

haha i saw that episode, you really have to wonder what a beer or two will do to someone that small, and i guess you find out lol.

Ramos · 01-13-2005, 01:33 PM

Actually,
He had Sake....wine.....mixed drinks....and some cold beers....
and he is 2.5 feet tall

sweetME · 01-13-2005, 01:36 PM

When I saw it, I though it was hilarious, although I thought he needs help as well from somebody over there. Did you see him yelling and mourning in his bed?

TheMob · 01-13-2005, 01:37 PM

hehe, sounds pretty funny lol

flashfire · 01-13-2005, 01:40 PM

well if thats not good TV I dont know what is

warlock5 · 01-13-2005, 02:02 PM

That is some funny shit

I've only seen one episode of the Surreal Life.. not enough time

NY_TIM · 01-13-2005, 02:16 PM

Thats funny shit

QuaWee · 01-13-2005, 02:31 PM

lol, I saw the first episode when he was on the scooter naked talking about this is "crazy"

Turboface · 01-13-2005, 03:17 PM

Right after Mini-Me pissed in the corner, Christopher Knight (Peter from the Brady Bunch) picked him up like a baby and put him in bed. Mini-Me started making these weird squeeking noises in the bed and it looked like he was feeling himself. The other people on the show were sticking their heads into the bedroom to look, while trying to stifle their laughter.

You guys can catch the show when they play it again tonight on VH1.

bdld · 01-13-2005, 03:58 PM

he got way beyond drunk, i thought they were gonna call an ambulance.

ChandieGirl · 01-13-2005, 04:39 PM

I almost had to turn it off when he fell on his back on the bench
and couldn't get up. Peter Brady says "be nice and I'll sit you back up"

I didn't know whether to laugh or to cry...poor little guy.

Wiggles · 01-13-2005, 05:07 PM

Mini Me is hilarious, i'd watch the show just for him.

sickkittens · 01-13-2005, 05:08 PM

You wrote that like it was a review for a magazine.

sickkittens · 01-13-2005, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Turboface

I guess it wouldn't take too many beers to get him messed up, huh?

He's trying to tell you that it's two.

brizzad · 01-13-2005, 05:18 PM

mookienow · 01-13-2005, 05:47 PM

I wish I could get that drunk.

Turboface · 01-13-2005, 06:05 PM

The show is being replayed on VH1 right now, if you wanted to check it out.

I'd watch it again, but TurboAngel is all into her 'Along Came Polly' movie.

foolio · 01-13-2005, 06:15 PM

yup, drunk little people = great TV

Jace · 01-13-2005, 06:18 PM

just so you know, that wasn't totally alcohol, there was also obviously ghb present...there were more than a few tell tale signs
one of them the moaning with eyes wide open and feeling the brady dude at the same time

http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=414395

wargames · 01-13-2005, 06:19 PM

fucking big time hilarious

Turboface · 01-14-2005, 01:59 AM

Here's the little guy on his midget scooter.

sharpx9 · 01-14-2005, 02:08 AM

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BigasMoe · 01-14-2005, 02:22 AM

Twe Russ · 01-14-2005, 02:24 AM

nasty lil turd.

Turboface · 01-14-2005, 02:43 AM

From Reality TV World:

Network execs are debating whether to leave in a shot of a urinating actor in Sunday's "The Surreal Life" on VH1.

Two-thirds of the way through the show, a nude Verne Troyer, the pint-size actor who plays Mini Me in the "Austin Powers" movies, rides a scooter into a room and, oblivious to his surroundings or the cameras, promptly relieves himself in a corner.

xclusive · 01-14-2005, 02:44 AM

this might be the best TV show ever Viva La Mini Me...

Turboface · 01-14-2005, 02:52 AM

Here's a good blow-by-blow of what happened, from Fans of Reality TV:

A now obviously drunk Verne begins pounding on Chris? arm over and over again. Ignoring the wee little man, Marc makes a comment that Chris has large arms and inquires if he works out. Joining in, now Jane and Adrianne are also commenting on the very fit Brady Buncher while Verne continues to wail away. Next thing you know, Verne as fallen backwards on the stone bench where he is sitting and is unable to get back up. Chris pulls him forward and Verne passes out against Chris? arm, where he quickly begins to snore. Chris picks him up and carries him to his little bedroom. At this moment, I realize just how tiny 2?8? actually is. The man is SO small and I feel certain he has drunk his weight in booze tonight.

Chris lays him in his bed and Adrianne comes in with a bottle of water for Verne. As she lays the bottle beside him, she tells him to drink some water before he goes to sleep so he will not be as hungover in the morning. Instead of saying thank you, Verne begins to moan ? loudly and repeatedly, waking everyone in the house. Adrianne says she is uncomfortable and believes his moans to be ?orgasmic.? To me, he sounds like he?s saying, ?Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright.? which is weird all the same. Chris leans over a moaning Verne and says, ?Are you okay?? Verne reaches out and begins grabbing Chris? shirt at the collar and pulling him towards his face. When Chris is leaning in very closely, Verne starts to stroke Chris? nose over and over until it just gets too weird for the Brady.

After Verne seems to be able to sleep without moaning, everyone turns in for the night. Going back to bed, Da Brat finds the enormous Chyna Doll sleeping half on the bed, half off, snoring louder than anyone I have ever heard. Including louder than last season?s Flavor Flav. The biatch can SNORE. Unable to deal with the horrendous noise, Da Brat grabs her bedding and heads for the couch. But on her way to the sofa, Da Brat encounters a most disturbing sight ? Mini-me has climbed aboard his scooter ? BUCK ASS NAKED - and is driving down the hall to what appears to be the work out room. Verne heads to the corner of the room, saddles up to the side of the scooter seat, and begins to PEE in the corner!!! Da Brat, uncomfortable and not knowing what to do, says, ?Baby, that?s not the bathroom.? Verne says, ?This is the bathroom? in response. She stares dumbfoundedly, then goes to wake up Chris by saying, ?Chris? He?s right outside your door?. Pissing.?

Chris and Marc peek out from behind the curtain that separates their room from Verne?s self appointed peeing corner. Chris says, ?What?s up babe?? Verne says, ?I?m drunk.? Chris says, ?Yeah? and naked. It?s all just a little strange.? Verne says, ?Strange? What?s strange? This whole thing is strange?. And I?m naked.? Marc then pipes in, ?And that?s strange.? Chris starts laughing and saying, ?I?m at a loss.? As he grabs the curtain separating the rooms, the curtain rod falls on his head, sending everyone but the drunken, confused and peeing Verne into a fit of laughter. Verne seems to sit quietly contemplating the fallen curtain and his nakedness.

Shooter · 01-14-2005, 02:52 AM

TurboAngel · 01-14-2005, 04:15 PM

That was funny as hell.

Shoplifter · 01-14-2005, 04:24 PM

I thought it was one of the most horrifying things I have seen. I hope it doesn't degenerate into a freak show.

LaurieX · 01-14-2005, 04:25 PM

I was laughing my ass off! I am hooked on this season for sure.

Dalai lama · 01-14-2005, 04:26 PM

he's cool, i like him

TurboAngel · 01-14-2005, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoplifter

I hope it doesn't degenerate into a freak show.

I think it's a little late for that.

pornguy · 01-14-2005, 04:28 PM

I think that it is great that he is doing as well as he is.

D Flower · 01-14-2005, 04:33 PM

Hmm...I might just have to catch that show. Sounds like things could get even more freaky as the show goes on.

Turboface · 01-14-2005, 09:08 PM

I figure that this thread is good for one more bump.

01-13-2005, 01:18 PM	#1
Turboface Back in Black Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 9,976	The New Surreal Life: Mini-Me's gotta pee! I don't know if you guys have seen the new Surreal Life on VH1, but it's a piss, literally. Mini-Me is one of the clebrities in the house. On the season premier which was on the other night (and will be played again tonight), Mini-Me got drunk as hell and started driving around the house naked on one of those scooters you see marketed to senior citizens on tv late at night. He drives into a corner and just starts pissing on the floor. You can see a clip of what I am talking about here - http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/the_sur.../episode.jhtml Just go down and click on where it says 'Mini-Me's Gotta Pee'. I guess it wouldn't take too many beers to get him messed up, huh? __________________ Search Engine Optimization Services for Adult Sites

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jt420 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: in the foothills of the mind. ICQ: 279561428 Posts: 2,479	haha i saw that episode, you really have to wonder what a beer or two will do to someone that small, and i guess you find out lol. __________________ I made my fortune selling pubic wigs! New program Merkin Money coming soon!

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Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	I saw that shit, it was hilarious, I thought mini me was married to some hot ass model, seems like a pissed off angry drunk though on the show, wonder what gives... That scooter of his is hilarious, naked drunk midgets on scooters, thats great TV

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Turboface Back in Black Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 9,976	Right after Mini-Me pissed in the corner, Christopher Knight (Peter from the Brady Bunch) picked him up like a baby and put him in bed. Mini-Me started making these weird squeeking noises in the bed and it looked like he was feeling himself. The other people on the show were sticking their heads into the bedroom to look, while trying to stifle their laughter. You guys can catch the show when they play it again tonight on VH1. __________________ Search Engine Optimization Services for Adult Sites

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bdld $100,000 Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 11,452	he got way beyond drunk, i thought they were gonna call an ambulance.

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Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	just so you know, that wasn't totally alcohol, there was also obviously ghb present...there were more than a few tell tale signs one of them the moaning with eyes wide open and feeling the brady dude at the same time http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=414395

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Turboface Back in Black Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 9,976	From Reality TV World: Network execs are debating whether to leave in a shot of a urinating actor in Sunday's "The Surreal Life" on VH1. Two-thirds of the way through the show, a nude Verne Troyer, the pint-size actor who plays Mini Me in the "Austin Powers" movies, rides a scooter into a room and, oblivious to his surroundings or the cameras, promptly relieves himself in a corner. __________________ Search Engine Optimization Services for Adult Sites

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Turboface Back in Black Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 9,976	Here's a good blow-by-blow of what happened, from Fans of Reality TV: A now obviously drunk Verne begins pounding on Chris? arm over and over again. Ignoring the wee little man, Marc makes a comment that Chris has large arms and inquires if he works out. Joining in, now Jane and Adrianne are also commenting on the very fit Brady Buncher while Verne continues to wail away. Next thing you know, Verne as fallen backwards on the stone bench where he is sitting and is unable to get back up. Chris pulls him forward and Verne passes out against Chris? arm, where he quickly begins to snore. Chris picks him up and carries him to his little bedroom. At this moment, I realize just how tiny 2?8? actually is. The man is SO small and I feel certain he has drunk his weight in booze tonight. Chris lays him in his bed and Adrianne comes in with a bottle of water for Verne. As she lays the bottle beside him, she tells him to drink some water before he goes to sleep so he will not be as hungover in the morning. Instead of saying thank you, Verne begins to moan ? loudly and repeatedly, waking everyone in the house. Adrianne says she is uncomfortable and believes his moans to be ?orgasmic.? To me, he sounds like he?s saying, ?Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright.? which is weird all the same. Chris leans over a moaning Verne and says, ?Are you okay?? Verne reaches out and begins grabbing Chris? shirt at the collar and pulling him towards his face. When Chris is leaning in very closely, Verne starts to stroke Chris? nose over and over until it just gets too weird for the Brady. After Verne seems to be able to sleep without moaning, everyone turns in for the night. Going back to bed, Da Brat finds the enormous Chyna Doll sleeping half on the bed, half off, snoring louder than anyone I have ever heard. Including louder than last season?s Flavor Flav. The biatch can SNORE. Unable to deal with the horrendous noise, Da Brat grabs her bedding and heads for the couch. But on her way to the sofa, Da Brat encounters a most disturbing sight ? Mini-me has climbed aboard his scooter ? BUCK ASS NAKED - and is driving down the hall to what appears to be the work out room. Verne heads to the corner of the room, saddles up to the side of the scooter seat, and begins to PEE in the corner!!! Da Brat, uncomfortable and not knowing what to do, says, ?Baby, that?s not the bathroom.? Verne says, ?This is the bathroom? in response. She stares dumbfoundedly, then goes to wake up Chris by saying, ?Chris? He?s right outside your door?. Pissing.? Chris and Marc peek out from behind the curtain that separates their room from Verne?s self appointed peeing corner. Chris says, ?What?s up babe?? Verne says, ?I?m drunk.? Chris says, ?Yeah? and naked. It?s all just a little strange.? Verne says, ?Strange? What?s strange? This whole thing is strange?. And I?m naked.? Marc then pipes in, ?And that?s strange.? Chris starts laughing and saying, ?I?m at a loss.? As he grabs the curtain separating the rooms, the curtain rod falls on his head, sending everyone but the drunken, confused and peeing Verne into a fit of laughter. Verne seems to sit quietly contemplating the fallen curtain and his nakedness. __________________ Search Engine Optimization Services for Adult Sites

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