01-14-2005, 02:52 AM
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Back in Black
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Here's a good blow-by-blow of what happened, from Fans of Reality TV:
A now obviously drunk Verne begins pounding on Chris? arm over and over again. Ignoring the wee little man, Marc makes a comment that Chris has large arms and inquires if he works out. Joining in, now Jane and Adrianne are also commenting on the very fit Brady Buncher while Verne continues to wail away. Next thing you know, Verne as fallen backwards on the stone bench where he is sitting and is unable to get back up. Chris pulls him forward and Verne passes out against Chris? arm, where he quickly begins to snore. Chris picks him up and carries him to his little bedroom. At this moment, I realize just how tiny 2?8? actually is. The man is SO small and I feel certain he has drunk his weight in booze tonight.
Chris lays him in his bed and Adrianne comes in with a bottle of water for Verne. As she lays the bottle beside him, she tells him to drink some water before he goes to sleep so he will not be as hungover in the morning. Instead of saying thank you, Verne begins to moan ? loudly and repeatedly, waking everyone in the house. Adrianne says she is uncomfortable and believes his moans to be ?orgasmic.? To me, he sounds like he?s saying, ?Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright.? which is weird all the same. Chris leans over a moaning Verne and says, ?Are you okay?? Verne reaches out and begins grabbing Chris? shirt at the collar and pulling him towards his face. When Chris is leaning in very closely, Verne starts to stroke Chris? nose over and over until it just gets too weird for the Brady.
After Verne seems to be able to sleep without moaning, everyone turns in for the night. Going back to bed, Da Brat finds the enormous Chyna Doll sleeping half on the bed, half off, snoring louder than anyone I have ever heard. Including louder than last season?s Flavor Flav. The biatch can SNORE. Unable to deal with the horrendous noise, Da Brat grabs her bedding and heads for the couch. But on her way to the sofa, Da Brat encounters a most disturbing sight ? Mini-me has climbed aboard his scooter ? BUCK ASS NAKED - and is driving down the hall to what appears to be the work out room. Verne heads to the corner of the room, saddles up to the side of the scooter seat, and begins to PEE in the corner!!! Da Brat, uncomfortable and not knowing what to do, says, ?Baby, that?s not the bathroom.? Verne says, ?This is the bathroom? in response. She stares dumbfoundedly, then goes to wake up Chris by saying, ?Chris? He?s right outside your door?. Pissing.?
Chris and Marc peek out from behind the curtain that separates their room from Verne?s self appointed peeing corner. Chris says, ?What?s up babe?? Verne says, ?I?m drunk.? Chris says, ?Yeah? and naked. It?s all just a little strange.? Verne says, ?Strange? What?s strange? This whole thing is strange?. And I?m naked.? Marc then pipes in, ?And that?s strange.? Chris starts laughing and saying, ?I?m at a loss.? As he grabs the curtain separating the rooms, the curtain rod falls on his head, sending everyone but the drunken, confused and peeing Verne into a fit of laughter. Verne seems to sit quietly contemplating the fallen curtain and his nakedness.
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