Fucking Gypsies Who Live Next Door Are Making Me Nuts! - GoFuckYourself.com

YoYoBean · 11-01-2001, 04:39 PM

Ok heres the problem!

Ive got this fucking gypsie family of like 50 living in the townhouse next door.

All they do is party...but their partying is like playing polka music and playing their accordians...while roasting fucking donkey on the bbq...

i swear some mornings i wake up and it smells like simmering donkey balls out there!...i know for a fact they have tried to catch my dog and prolly try to cook that too...they speak in this fucked up language ive never heard before...and some get drunk and climb the roof of their house and yell at the moon naked!!!

they have a burnt out VW beetle in their back yard...and a huge picture of liza manelli on their front porch...with a mustach on her....

PLEASE WHAT DO I DO TO THESE DERRANGED FUCKS!!?!?!?!?!

Naughty · 11-01-2001, 04:42 PM

That is a funny story... sorry for you though!

Calls the cops, if they dare comin' over

hottshot · 11-01-2001, 05:12 PM

I'll tell my Inlaw's to knock it off

Jer · 11-01-2001, 05:40 PM

TOO FUNNY

Poor YoYoBean. I'm sorry.

Wizzo · 11-01-2001, 05:45 PM

KK, I think Gary is having friends over when your at work...

YoYoBean · 11-01-2001, 08:20 PM

LOL

Its just their stupid way I guess....fuck it drives me nuts...makes me wanna just grab a bottle of scotch with a rag and light it and bomb them...but the whole thing is...they would just pitch tents...and continue on...or even live in the burnt house!...man...hellllllllllllllp

SCOOTER · 11-01-2001, 08:31 PM

Get some beer and go join them!

Hot Tropical Babes · 11-02-2001, 12:46 AM

tell em you are in the porn biz, that may make them move

Tell them you specialize in gyspy voyeur content!

XM · 11-02-2001, 01:25 AM

It's still OK unless they are 10% of total population like in my country and they propagate as quickly as mice, cause that's their life philosophy : "To have fun and sex" (not bad though

).
XM

AaronM · 11-02-2001, 01:41 AM

Dress your dog up like a pig and they will most likely leave him alone.

Go with the voyeur content idea. That is awesome.

There is a tribe of those bastards that follow me all over Portland. These people stink. I swear, I can not go 3 days without running into them either at the theater or a restaurant or even the mall. I shit you not when I tell you that these nasty mother fuckers drive dodge CARAVANS. How perfect is that?

They steal everything in sight and let the kids run wild as a distraction. If you catch on and ignore the kids so you can keep your eye on the adults then the kids rob you blind. Did I mention that they stink?

There servers should start asking "Is anything alright?" They would have fewer problems that way. They ask for special this and substitute that and then have the balls to complain about the food and service. They demand a big ass discount while stealing the jelly packs, ketchup, silverware, plates, and even the dinner table itself. After all of this they pull out a wad of $100 bills and never leave a tip. Then to top the cake... They fucking stink.

The good side to dining in the same place is that if I fuck with them, which I feel is my true reason for living, then I get better service and have even had meals comped for running them out.

They are so damn cheap that I bet they share the same bath water between the 50 of them when it is time for their bi-monthly bath. Shit I bet they complain to the gas company that their bath water does not stay hot enough for them all to use it. The sad thing is that they always get their way. Probably pay half of what I pay for my utilities.

Then there are their houses. Big brick ones with circular driveways and stone lions out front. Spotless yards but you never see anybody doing yardwork. It must be magic or something.

My grandmother used to live next door to a band of them. Every summer they would fill the huge underground pool... with a hose that they would steal from grandma and guess who's water they hooked it up to? Kinda strange that an 89 year old lady, living by herself, has a water and sewer bill that goes up 5000% at the beginning of every summer.

They actually filed a lawsuit against my grandmother when one of the little bastards tripped on the curb in front of her house. There is no sidewalk there. What in the hell was he doing in her yard in the first place? Oh yeah, he was stealing her garden decorations. Did I mention that he had a very bad odor?

I left a case of deodorant on their porch but I think they used it to write the price, on the windshields, of the cars parked in front of their house.

I do not like them very much.

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Aaron Matthews Productions

aaron-matthews.com

Hot Tropical Babes · 11-02-2001, 07:45 AM

They have the name "The Travelers" ,, because of filing bogus insurance claims. They travel state to state with these schemes. I saw it on dateline or something like that.

Singer · 11-02-2001, 08:23 AM

How do they look like?- /me can't imagine.

XxxPower.net · 11-02-2001, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Singer:
How do they look like?- /me can't imagine.

Like gypsies

11-01-2001, 04:39 PM	#1
YoYoBean Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The Back Shed Where Kermit, Elmo and Big Bird Get Stoned! Posts: 429	Fucking Gypsies Who Live Next Door Are Making Me Nuts! Ok heres the problem! Ive got this fucking gypsie family of like 50 living in the townhouse next door. All they do is party...but their partying is like playing polka music and playing their accordians...while roasting fucking donkey on the bbq... i swear some mornings i wake up and it smells like simmering donkey balls out there!...i know for a fact they have tried to catch my dog and prolly try to cook that too...they speak in this fucked up language ive never heard before...and some get drunk and climb the roof of their house and yell at the moon naked!!! they have a burnt out VW beetle in their back yard...and a huge picture of liza manelli on their front porch...with a mustach on her.... PLEASE WHAT DO I DO TO THESE DERRANGED FUCKS!!?!?!?!?!

11-01-2001, 04:42 PM	#2
Naughty Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Utopia Posts: 6,483	That is a funny story... sorry for you though! Calls the cops, if they dare comin' over

11-01-2001, 05:12 PM	#3
hottshot Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 900	I'll tell my Inlaw's to knock it off

11-01-2001, 05:40 PM	#4
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	TOO FUNNY Poor YoYoBean. I'm sorry.

11-01-2001, 05:45 PM	#5
Wizzo 2011 GFY Hall of Fame! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Back in Texas! Posts: 15,224	KK, I think Gary is having friends over when your at work...

11-01-2001, 08:20 PM	#6
YoYoBean Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The Back Shed Where Kermit, Elmo and Big Bird Get Stoned! Posts: 429	LOL Its just their stupid way I guess....fuck it drives me nuts...makes me wanna just grab a bottle of scotch with a rag and light it and bomb them...but the whole thing is...they would just pitch tents...and continue on...or even live in the burnt house!...man...hellllllllllllllp

11-01-2001, 08:31 PM	#7
SCOOTER Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,010	Get some beer and go join them!

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Hot Tropical Babes Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Orlando FL Posts: 3,014	tell em you are in the porn biz, that may make them move Tell them you specialize in gyspy voyeur content!

11-02-2001, 01:25 AM	#9
XM Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: SVK Posts: 406	It's still OK unless they are 10% of total population like in my country and they propagate as quickly as mice, cause that's their life philosophy : "To have fun and sex" (not bad though ). XM

11-02-2001, 01:41 AM	#10
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Dress your dog up like a pig and they will most likely leave him alone. Go with the voyeur content idea. That is awesome. There is a tribe of those bastards that follow me all over Portland. These people stink. I swear, I can not go 3 days without running into them either at the theater or a restaurant or even the mall. I shit you not when I tell you that these nasty mother fuckers drive dodge CARAVANS. How perfect is that? They steal everything in sight and let the kids run wild as a distraction. If you catch on and ignore the kids so you can keep your eye on the adults then the kids rob you blind. Did I mention that they stink? There servers should start asking "Is anything alright?" They would have fewer problems that way. They ask for special this and substitute that and then have the balls to complain about the food and service. They demand a big ass discount while stealing the jelly packs, ketchup, silverware, plates, and even the dinner table itself. After all of this they pull out a wad of $100 bills and never leave a tip. Then to top the cake... They fucking stink. The good side to dining in the same place is that if I fuck with them, which I feel is my true reason for living, then I get better service and have even had meals comped for running them out. They are so damn cheap that I bet they share the same bath water between the 50 of them when it is time for their bi-monthly bath. Shit I bet they complain to the gas company that their bath water does not stay hot enough for them all to use it. The sad thing is that they always get their way. Probably pay half of what I pay for my utilities. Then there are their houses. Big brick ones with circular driveways and stone lions out front. Spotless yards but you never see anybody doing yardwork. It must be magic or something. My grandmother used to live next door to a band of them. Every summer they would fill the huge underground pool... with a hose that they would steal from grandma and guess who's water they hooked it up to? Kinda strange that an 89 year old lady, living by herself, has a water and sewer bill that goes up 5000% at the beginning of every summer. They actually filed a lawsuit against my grandmother when one of the little bastards tripped on the curb in front of her house. There is no sidewalk there. What in the hell was he doing in her yard in the first place? Oh yeah, he was stealing her garden decorations. Did I mention that he had a very bad odor? I left a case of deodorant on their porch but I think they used it to write the price, on the windshields, of the cars parked in front of their house. I do not like them very much. ------------------ Aaron Matthews Productions aaron-matthews.com

11-02-2001, 07:45 AM	#11
Hot Tropical Babes Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Orlando FL Posts: 3,014	They have the name "The Travelers" ,, because of filing bogus insurance claims. They travel state to state with these schemes. I saw it on dateline or something like that.

11-02-2001, 08:23 AM	#12
Singer Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Penn State University Main Campus Posts: 437	How do they look like?- /me can't imagine.