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galleryseek · 01-13-2005, 09:52 PM

i'm proud to say i've never broken a bone, although tonight I just had my first sprain (ankle) while being a jackass and jumping over a couch to travel a shorter distance....

unfortunately human nature (arrogance) must be tamed by the inevitable.
(..damn that was a good thought)

xclusive · 01-13-2005, 09:53 PM

i have broken my right arm twice

jukeboxfrank · 01-13-2005, 10:07 PM

left arm, Tail bone.

liquidmoe · 01-13-2005, 10:22 PM

no broken bones, had knee surgery already though.

wargames · 01-13-2005, 10:23 PM

nose in a couple of places.

beemk · 01-13-2005, 10:27 PM

nose isnt a bone. i've broke my nose, but never any bones.

NickPapageorgio · 01-13-2005, 10:28 PM

Clavicle, both ankles probaby 6 times each, femur (thigh bone) and 3 of the bones in my hand.

Spunky · 01-13-2005, 10:33 PM

Arm and a leg,ankle in a car accident

FiReC · 01-13-2005, 10:35 PM

broke my growth plate in 9th grade skiing, almost had to wear one platform shoe to keep my feet even on the ground. thank god it healed right.

thumbsdepot · 01-13-2005, 10:42 PM

Last April I broke my left wrist in 6 places and the doctors had to put a metal plate in my wrist to keep it stable. Now I owe about $40,000 (no medical insurance) but the good news is that I can hit better golf shots

D Flower · 01-13-2005, 11:53 PM

The only thing I've broken was my nose playing volleyball. Boy, did that hurt!

XpressMedia · 01-13-2005, 11:54 PM

I broke my left foot one time. and that was it.

flashfire · 01-13-2005, 11:54 PM

ankle twice...still hurts sometimes and that was when I was 7 and 9

PenetratinP · 01-13-2005, 11:59 PM

I never broke a bone.....but I did dislocate my shoulder 7 times during college.

No...I wasn't playing sports. The first time it happened was during my freshmen year at a party doing drunken wheelbarrow racing.

I wish I had a better story.

After that it was real easy to pop out and even happened once in my sleep. I drove myself to the hospital at 4am.

I had surgery after I graduated college and now I'm good to go.

Vitasoy · 01-14-2005, 12:02 AM

I don't think I have broken any.

pushpills · 01-14-2005, 12:20 AM

just my right thumb, not from whackin off though.

FuckFind · 01-14-2005, 12:30 AM

hrmmmmmmmmmmmm

lets see here...

broke right thumb 2 times
broke left thumb 4 times

broke right collar bone twice
broke big toe on right foot once

broke right wrist once

broke my nose once

broke ring finger on left hand once

hrmmmm i think thats all...
but we only talking full fractures?

I have a much bigger list for the other torn ligaments, tendens, etc... hell, have had 11 concussions....those are fun...tore 5/7th of MCL, 4/7ths of LCL, and 2/7th of ACL in rigiht knee, all in one play..., blew rotator cuff in right shoulder--resultin in permanent / hardened muscle spasm build-up, serverly torn hamstring--torn muscle folded into pocket of dead tissue...still there today / never removed.....

can't think of more, but don't feel like typing nemore

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Mr Pheer · 01-14-2005, 12:47 AM

left knee

nojob · 01-14-2005, 12:51 AM

I never broke a bone and am proud of that. But now since I said that I most likely will , so I wil thank you in advance :o)

cool1 · 01-14-2005, 01:02 AM

Broke a few bomes but these 3 were the worse
broke the 4th Cervical vertebrae and the 10th and 11th Thoratic vertebrae

ravo · 01-14-2005, 10:15 AM

I might have you beat FF;

- all knuckles on my right hand
- right wrist (2 bones)
- left wrist, twice
- left elbow, twice
- 2 knuckles on left hand
- left clavicle
- right tibia
- right ankle (tibial plateau, actually)
- right knee (ACL/MCL tear)
- several bones in my left hand (palm)
- left ulna and radius (compounded)
- and a spleen rupture.

Most as a result of motorsports (motorcycle racing, snowmobiling).

TNALee · 01-14-2005, 10:20 AM

never broke a bone.......i drink a lot of milk

junction · 01-14-2005, 10:21 AM

I have only broken 1 bone. My left eye orbit in a drunken fall playing a gig at the Roxy.

LeeNoga · 01-14-2005, 10:25 AM

Wrist, fingers and toes.

But have had a ton of abdominal surgeries.

StuartD · 01-14-2005, 10:26 AM

never broken anything in my body

LauraLee · 01-14-2005, 10:41 AM

Breaks and Fractures:
*Broke Left Hip in 3 spots, also dislocated it (stupid sexy convertible with 5 chics hitting a tree).
*Fractured Clavicle, also dislocated.
*5-10 broken toes (stupid sexy soccer).
*Broken nose 2 times (stupid sexy volleyball).

Non breaks but still pains in the ass:
*Left need sprained twice
*Large laceration spanning the legnth of my shin (i have a freaking long shin!).
*Large laceration resulting in ligament tear on knee.
*2 major lacerations on my head (my bicycle their car... ouch).
*4 concussions (wake boardiing, soccer, 1 car accident and 1 bottle break to the noggin)

Sadly enough their are many more decent cuts, back sprains and all that jazz, just too much to try to remember and type... not to mention i am trying to forget

Cheers!

Head · 01-14-2005, 10:44 AM

None! Thankfully. But i did rip leggiments in my foot from a three wheeler spill.

Basic_man · 01-14-2005, 10:48 AM

I never ever broked any of my bones, even while doing snowboard ! :D

xxxoutsourcing · 01-14-2005, 11:15 AM

I broke my shoulder and i have broken my back in two places.

WiredGuy · 01-14-2005, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LauraLee

Breaks and Fractures:
*Broke Left Hip in 3 spots, also dislocated it (stupid sexy convertible with 5 chics hitting a tree).
*Fractured Clavicle, also dislocated.
*5-10 broken toes (stupid sexy soccer).
*Broken nose 2 times (stupid sexy volleyball).

LOL, every sport is sexy to you

WG

GiantGnome · 01-14-2005, 11:23 AM

broken arm
broken wrist
broken thumb
broken shoulder
broken callor bone
broken ankle
broken leg
3 back surgeries

WiredGuy · 01-14-2005, 11:24 AM

1) Double fracture to right arm (Rugby)
2) Spinal Cord Fracture (4 Car head on collission)
3) 2 Concussions (1 from a fight in high school, other car accident)
4) More sprained ankles than I care to imagine (Soccer)
5) Dislocated shoulder (Skiing)

I think that covers the major ones

WG

fktup · 01-14-2005, 11:49 AM

I don't know if I can top all those, but I got a few...

right middle finger in 6th grade
left hand in jr. high - I hit a car door
skull fracture in high school + stitches & memory loss - bike wreck.
jaw fracture - bike wreck
broken back - motorcycle
fractured tailbone - skiing
misc toes over the years. Not much you can do for them, so I stopped going to the doc.
ribs - more times than I can count - mostly skiing
skull fracture & piles of stitches - smashed my head in to a rock wall when I crashed on my girl's birthday. She got to ride in the abmulance & blare the siren while the EMT's sang happy birthday to her.
shoulder dislocation - bike wreck
elbow dislocation #1 - climbing
elbow dislocation #2 - bike wreck
elbow dislocation #3 - bike wreck (this one resulted in shattering the end of my radius & I had to get it replaced with a titanium prosthetic.

I'm probably forgetting a few, but...

Over the course of all this, I've come to hate two things..
1. waking up from being unconcious & having no idea what happened
2. rehab

Mefo · 01-14-2005, 11:50 AM

several Concussions, never broke anything though

RRACY · 01-14-2005, 11:51 AM

Broke left collar bone shagging fly balls.

Rictor · 01-14-2005, 11:53 AM

No broken bones, ever.

Manowar · 01-14-2005, 11:58 AM

Never broken any bones.

AnaNicole · 01-14-2005, 11:59 AM

None broken bones for me!!!!

CybermedAndy · 01-14-2005, 11:59 AM

Right hand 3 times, left hand once

LauraLee · 01-14-2005, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngelDollarsAndy

Right hand 3 times, left hand once

damn, you need a girlfriend! j/k

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 01-14-2005, 12:13 PM

Both my elbows.

At the same time.

jscott · 01-14-2005, 12:18 PM

no broken bones for me......yet

Corleone · 01-14-2005, 12:19 PM

never broken a bone too.. I hope I'll never break a bone ;)

Bassab · 01-14-2005, 12:26 PM

[QUOTE=LauraLee]Breaks and Fractures:
*Broke Left Hip in 3 spots, also dislocated it (stupid sexy convertible with 5 chics hitting a tree).

I fracture and dislocated my hip as well... I was told it was one of the hardest bone to dislocate and that the impact has to be terrible...( I hit a truck)

How much (in %) you think you recuperated?

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Doc911 · 01-14-2005, 12:49 PM

2 fingers on the right hand
1 finger on the left hand
3 broken ribs
1 broken nose

I give as good as i get.

Violetta · 01-14-2005, 12:53 PM

never broken anything!

nofx · 01-14-2005, 12:54 PM

3 toes
both of my wrists at seperate times from skateboarding
and my knee

LadyMischief · 01-14-2005, 01:03 PM

My hand 5 times, my wrist, my collarbone, all the toes on both my feet. Cracked a hip.

Peaches · 01-14-2005, 01:20 PM

Starting from the top:
Nose
Jaw
Neck (small hairline fracture)
Wrist
Several fingers
Tibia
ankle
foot
several toes

LauraLee · 01-14-2005, 02:07 PM

[QUOTE=Bassab]

Quote:

Originally Posted by LauraLee

Breaks and Fractures:
*Broke Left Hip in 3 spots, also dislocated it (stupid sexy convertible with 5 chics hitting a tree).

I fracture and dislocated my hip as well... I was told it was one of the hardest bone to dislocate and that the impact has to be terrible...( I hit a truck)

How much (in %) you think you recuperated?

$am

It was brutal, i mean brutal. I was in a wheelchair for a couple months and didn't walk for a year. Worst part is the constant residual pain.
We humans adapt incredibly, as i am more aware of a day that i don't have pain more than a day that i do. You learn to live with it, deal with it, and go on

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NickPapageorgio Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: NC Posts: 8,323	Clavicle, both ankles probaby 6 times each, femur (thigh bone) and 3 of the bones in my hand. __________________

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galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	so how many and which bones have you broken? i'm proud to say i've never broken a bone, although tonight I just had my first sprain (ankle) while being a jackass and jumping over a couch to travel a shorter distance.... unfortunately human nature (arrogance) must be tamed by the inevitable. (..damn that was a good thought)

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D Flower Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 352	The only thing I've broken was my nose playing volleyball. Boy, did that hurt! __________________ My sig was changed cause I don't know how to read the rules on this page http://www.gofuckyourself.com/gfy_faqs.html You can contact me about getting on as an advertiser - eric AT adult.com THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING

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XpressMedia Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: On Some Beach. Posts: 690	I broke my left foot one time. and that was it. __________________

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flashfire ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2 Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 13,098	ankle twice...still hurts sometimes and that was when I was 7 and 9

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PenetratinP Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 2,689	I never broke a bone.....but I did dislocate my shoulder 7 times during college. No...I wasn't playing sports. The first time it happened was during my freshmen year at a party doing drunken wheelbarrow racing. I wish I had a better story. After that it was real easy to pop out and even happened once in my sleep. I drove myself to the hospital at 4am. I had surgery after I graduated college and now I'm good to go.

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Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	I don't think I have broken any. __________________ [email protected]

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FuckFind Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,188	hrmmmmmmmmmmmm lets see here... broke right thumb 2 times broke left thumb 4 times broke right collar bone twice broke big toe on right foot once broke right wrist once broke my nose once broke ring finger on left hand once hrmmmm i think thats all... but we only talking full fractures? I have a much bigger list for the other torn ligaments, tendens, etc... hell, have had 11 concussions....those are fun...tore 5/7th of MCL, 4/7ths of LCL, and 2/7th of ACL in rigiht knee, all in one play..., blew rotator cuff in right shoulder--resultin in permanent / hardened muscle spasm build-up, serverly torn hamstring--torn muscle folded into pocket of dead tissue...still there today / never removed..... can't think of more, but don't feel like typing nemore Life and Times of Retired Athletes FF

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cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	Broke a few bomes but these 3 were the worse broke the 4th Cervical vertebrae and the 10th and 11th Thoratic vertebrae __________________

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ravo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Skype: ravo.fpctraffic Posts: 5,445	I might have you beat FF; - all knuckles on my right hand - right wrist (2 bones) - left wrist, twice - left elbow, twice - 2 knuckles on left hand - left clavicle - right tibia - right ankle (tibial plateau, actually) - right knee (ACL/MCL tear) - several bones in my left hand (palm) - left ulna and radius (compounded) - and a spleen rupture. Most as a result of motorsports (motorcycle racing, snowmobiling). __________________ AdultAdBroker - Buy and Sell Your Flat Rate Banners, Links, Tabs, Pops, Email Clicks and Members' Area Traffic - updated Sept 2025

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LauraLee Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: (Still) One Touch Cockie Posts: 3,821	Breaks and Fractures: Broke Left Hip in 3 spots, also dislocated it (stupid sexy convertible with 5 chics hitting a tree). Fractured Clavicle, also dislocated. 5-10 broken toes (stupid sexy soccer). Broken nose 2 times (stupid sexy volleyball). Non breaks but still pains in the ass: Left need sprained twice Large laceration spanning the legnth of my shin (i have a freaking long shin!). Large laceration resulting in ligament tear on knee. 2 major lacerations on my head (my bicycle their car... ouch). *4 concussions (wake boardiing, soccer, 1 car accident and 1 bottle break to the noggin) Sadly enough their are many more decent cuts, back sprains and all that jazz, just too much to try to remember and type... not to mention i am trying to forget Cheers! __________________ Priority Payout skype lauralee.bunker LL's Email

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Head Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Starship Enterprise Posts: 8,278	None! Thankfully. But i did rip leggiments in my foot from a three wheeler spill. __________________

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WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,488	1) Double fracture to right arm (Rugby) 2) Spinal Cord Fracture (4 Car head on collission) 3) 2 Concussions (1 from a fight in high school, other car accident) 4) More sprained ankles than I care to imagine (Soccer) 5) Dislocated shoulder (Skiing) I think that covers the major ones WG __________________ I play with Google.

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fktup Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: CO Posts: 238	I don't know if I can top all those, but I got a few... right middle finger in 6th grade left hand in jr. high - I hit a car door skull fracture in high school + stitches & memory loss - bike wreck. jaw fracture - bike wreck broken back - motorcycle fractured tailbone - skiing misc toes over the years. Not much you can do for them, so I stopped going to the doc. ribs - more times than I can count - mostly skiing skull fracture & piles of stitches - smashed my head in to a rock wall when I crashed on my girl's birthday. She got to ride in the abmulance & blare the siren while the EMT's sang happy birthday to her. shoulder dislocation - bike wreck elbow dislocation #1 - climbing elbow dislocation #2 - bike wreck elbow dislocation #3 - bike wreck (this one resulted in shattering the end of my radius & I had to get it replaced with a titanium prosthetic. I'm probably forgetting a few, but... Over the course of all this, I've come to hate two things.. 1. waking up from being unconcious & having no idea what happened 2. rehab __________________ pornofish adult site reviews

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