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psyko514 · 01-11-2005, 08:24 PM

http://bbspot.com/News/2000/6/php_suspend.html

awesome

SmutGiant · 01-11-2005, 08:29 PM

SmokeyTheBear · 01-11-2005, 08:30 PM

i heard w3schools is a major drug czar

Repetitive Monkey · 01-11-2005, 08:31 PM

Timeline!

It's still funny though.

xlogger · 01-11-2005, 08:31 PM

hahahaha!!! "We're not quite sure what PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative of PCP, or maybe a new designer drug like GHB."

OMFG!!!

xlogger · 01-11-2005, 08:35 PM

that shit was so funny, i pissed in my fucking pants!!!

Illicit · 01-11-2005, 08:36 PM

Ive been known to use a little Php once in a while...

BuckLover · 01-11-2005, 08:39 PM

Nice!

JDog · 01-11-2005, 08:42 PM

Still funny from the first time I read it!

jDoG

Alex · 01-11-2005, 08:43 PM

Shit, if only they knew what that HTML shit doesto you.

dunefield · 01-11-2005, 08:44 PM

hahaha... thats gold...

xlogger · 01-11-2005, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dunefield

hahaha... thats gold...

i will

t it!

Entropy · 01-11-2005, 08:47 PM

That was hilarious...Laughed my ass off...

Rantan · 01-11-2005, 09:41 PM

XML fucks you up some

Tala · 01-11-2005, 09:44 PM

LMFAO

Oh that's classic!!!!

woj · 01-11-2005, 09:53 PM

too funny

mardigras · 01-11-2005, 10:07 PM

I must confess... sometimes I get so lost in php the whole night is gone and the sun is coming up before I know it... It starts out simply, just a line or two, then... this is the first time I've ever admitted it publicly...

Napolean · 01-11-2005, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mardigras

I must confess... sometimes I get so lost in php the whole night is gone and the sun is coming up before I know it... It starts out simply, just a line or two, then... this is the first time I've ever admitted it publicly...

hehe, i often loose track of how many lines of php i do a night

always starts out innocent and escalates into a 3 day bender

Wolfy · 01-11-2005, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mardigras

I must confess... sometimes I get so lost in php the whole night is gone and the sun is coming up before I know it... It starts out simply, just a line or two, then... this is the first time I've ever admitted it publicly...

xclusive · 01-11-2005, 11:22 PM

lol that's classic

Triple 6 · 01-11-2005, 11:23 PM

shit i read that when php 3 was new

BuggyG · 01-11-2005, 11:24 PM

shyt!! means my probabtion officer gonna jump my ass if he finds out I'm a PHP user

LOL

Warden · 01-11-2005, 11:25 PM

That was too damn funny!

r3ap3r · 01-11-2005, 11:26 PM

I got suspended for using HTML.

psyko514 · 01-11-2005, 11:28 PM

My Christian parents didn't approve of my relationship with Pascal.

escorpio · 01-11-2005, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mardigras

I must confess... sometimes I get so lost in php the whole night is gone and the sun is coming up before I know it... It starts out simply, just a line or two, then... this is the first time I've ever admitted it publicly...

Don't be ashamed, it's not your fault. It's a disease.

nofx · 01-11-2005, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psyko514

My Christian parents didn't approve of my relationship with Pascal.

Easton · 01-11-2005, 11:36 PM

proof that schools suck!

rickholio · 01-12-2005, 12:11 AM

Oh man, you know you're ubergeek when you laugh so hard at something like this that people sleeping in the house wake up and complain about the noise.

Gotta go apologize to the wife now.

fuzebox · 01-12-2005, 12:38 AM

Went through the same thing in high school

d00t · 01-12-2005, 12:50 AM

hahahahahaha

Firehorse · 01-12-2005, 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mardigras

I must confess... sometimes I get so lost in php the whole night is gone and the sun is coming up before I know it... It starts out simply, just a line or two, then... this is the first time I've ever admitted it publicly...

I thought I was the only one! :wink:

Once I start all sense of time seems to stop and a day later I cut myself out of my chair!

VeriSexy · 01-12-2005, 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psyko514

http://bbspot.com/News/2000/6/php_suspend.html

awesome

Teachers know nothing about computers.......

naitirps · 01-12-2005, 03:58 AM

fuck

if that's the case i'd be on my 50th+ overdose by now...

Rui · 01-12-2005, 04:39 AM

OMG...could this be a sign of a new law agaisn't "terrorist" use of programming languages...

PHP = evil...ohhh wait its not ;)

DWB · 01-12-2005, 05:10 AM

Last time I did PHP I ended up in Deebo's chicken coupe.

colorsoundoblivion · 01-12-2005, 05:35 AM

is that shit for real

Furious_Female · 01-12-2005, 06:02 AM

He should try ASPX ... he'd be hooked within minutes.

Wiggles · 01-12-2005, 06:55 AM

lol schools are so lame with their rules.

XxXotic · 01-12-2005, 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Last time I did PHP I ended up in Deebo's chicken coupe.

sweatin like a slave?

"PHP is a hypertext preprocessor, which sounds very dangerous. It is believed that many users started by using Perl and moved on to the more powerful PHP. For more information on how to recognize if your child may be using PHP please visit http://www.php.net"

too funny

Sarah_Jayne · 01-12-2005, 07:02 AM

lol I like the idea of a PHP ring taking over the school.

psyko514 · 01-12-2005, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by colorsoundoblivion

is that shit for real

it wouldn't be in the news if it wasn't real!

e-god · 01-12-2005, 04:59 PM

elite

UniversalPass Pete · 01-12-2005, 06:10 PM

lol Very funny!

radical · 01-12-2005, 06:20 PM

lmfao!! PHP syndrome Lol!!

mardigras · 01-12-2005, 06:46 PM

You guys just wouldn't let this rest... you kept bringing it up and bringing it up and yes dammit, I just did another several lines of php as a result... fuck you all very much

Jer · 01-12-2005, 06:56 PM

Hahahah. Nice article.

bangman · 01-12-2005, 07:10 PM

Anyone ever freebase COBAL? I heard it makes you see funny shit.

Myst · 01-12-2005, 07:30 PM

this is from 5 fucking years ago

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