Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP
 

http://bbspot.com/News/2000/6/php_suspend.html

awesome :)

lol :1orglaugh

i heard w3schools is a major drug czar

Timeline!

It's still funny though. :1orglaugh

hahahaha!!! "We're not quite sure what PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative of PCP, or maybe a new designer drug like GHB."

OMFG!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

that shit was so funny, i pissed in my fucking pants!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Ive been known to use a little Php once in a while...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Nice!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Still funny from the first time I read it!

jDoG

Shit, if only they knew what that HTML shit doesto you.

hahaha... thats gold...

i will :hi t it!
http://www.girlthing.tv/gfy/av-5543.gif

That was hilarious...Laughed my ass off...

XML fucks you up some

LMFAO

Oh that's classic!!!!

too funny :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I must confess... sometimes I get so lost in php the whole night is gone and the sun is coming up before I know it... It starts out simply, just a line or two, then... this is the first time I've ever admitted it publicly...:upsidedow

hehe, i often loose track of how many lines of php i do a night

always starts out innocent and escalates into a 3 day bender :)

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lol that's classic

shit i read that when php 3 was new

shyt!! means my probabtion officer gonna jump my ass if he finds out I'm a PHP user

LOL

That was too damn funny!

I got suspended for using HTML.

My Christian parents didn't approve of my relationship with Pascal.

Don't be ashamed, it's not your fault. It's a disease.

:1orglaugh

proof that schools suck!

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Oh man, you know you're ubergeek when you laugh so hard at something like this that people sleeping in the house wake up and complain about the noise.

Gotta go apologize to the wife now. :winkwink:

Went through the same thing in high school :(

hahahahahaha

I thought I was the only one! :wink:

Once I start all sense of time seems to stop and a day later I cut myself out of my chair! :helpme

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Teachers know nothing about computers.......

fuck

if that's the case i'd be on my 50th+ overdose by now...

OMG...could this be a sign of a new law agaisn't "terrorist" use of programming languages...

PHP = evil...ohhh wait its not ;) :thumbsup

Last time I did PHP I ended up in Deebo's chicken coupe. :upsidedow

is that shit for real

He should try ASPX ... he'd be hooked within minutes.

lol schools are so lame with their rules.

sweatin like a slave? :1orglaugh



"PHP is a hypertext preprocessor, which sounds very dangerous. It is believed that many users started by using Perl and moved on to the more powerful PHP. For more information on how to recognize if your child may be using PHP please visit http://www.php.net"

too funny

lol I like the idea of a PHP ring taking over the school.

it wouldn't be in the news if it wasn't real!

elite :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lol Very funny! :1orglaugh

lmfao!! PHP syndrome Lol!!

You guys just wouldn't let this rest... you kept bringing it up and bringing it up and yes dammit, I just did another several lines of php as a result... fuck you all very much:disgust

Hahahah. Nice article. :)

Anyone ever freebase COBAL? I heard it makes you see funny shit.

this is from 5 fucking years ago