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Old 01-12-2005, 10:00 AM   #1
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Rinaldo's Movie Review - Oceans 12

Ok Ladies and Gentlemen, I never thought I'd actually get requests to review another movie, but it actually happened (once, regardless it happened)
So I made way towards the movie theatre.

I went and saw Ocean's 12 even though I had heard bad things about it. If you recall, I had heard great things about ALEXANDER and it was by far the worst movie I've ever seen.
SO I decided that movie referals meant shit, thus negatitive reviews meant fuck all as well.
We got into the screening room 2 min late and probably missed a funny scene but it didn't matter the movie wouldn't have been any better had there been 400 naked chicks streaking across the screen in those 2 min we missed.
The movie from an entertainment point of view was good. I didn't leave the theatre wishing I could get my money back. I also didn't leave the theatre praising allah for making the greatest film of all time.

Compared to the first Oceans' 11 film, this one was the shitty step child. on it's own, it's a decent movie, worth watching on HBO when you're tired of going out with the same 5 lame ass friends you went out with the last four nights in a row with and need something to kill time before you fall asleep.

What I didn't like about the movie was the rushed plot, trying to make matt Damon as important in the film as Pitt or Clooney, and how bad Julia looked.

all in all I Rate it a "C"
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Old 01-12-2005, 10:10 AM   #2
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I haven't seen yet, I think now I'll pass ..
thx for saving me the $12! (or whatever they charge these days)
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Old 01-12-2005, 10:25 AM   #3
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I saw it last night....i thought the first 45 min were not quite as good as the first but still an A list movie....then it fell apart....the rest of the movie seemed SOOO rushed....and the plot was all over the place.....they still had some nice jokes spread out throughout the movie so just when you thought it was time to give up and walk out they'd suck you back in.......I've seen a lot worse... C+

Why is it that when Clooney and Zeta-Jones get together they suck at making a movie..... Anyone see intolerable crualty? My GF dragged me to that and it was probably top 3 worst films i've ever seen....only one i've seen worse in recent memory was Hollywood Homicide
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Old 01-12-2005, 10:27 AM   #4
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saw it some weeks ago 2 words : it sucks

get a lot of famous names, make a movie bout nothing, put some action in it and you got it, waiste of time watching it, saw finding neverland day later and thought it wasnt as bad as i thought it would be, nice tearjerker but a lot better then 12
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Old 01-12-2005, 10:43 AM   #5
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Your appreciation for movies is different from mine but I would still like to thank you for the reviews Rinaldo.

Yah, O12 screams out this flick sucks ass! But with Matt Damon *Trey Park's voice* in it, what else does one expect.

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