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				Riddle me this...
			 
			A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Four men want to cross a bridge. They all begin on the same side. It is night, and they have only one flashlight with them. At most two men can cross the bridge at a time, and any party who crosses, either one or two people, must have the flashlight with them. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	The flashlight must be walked back and forth: it cannot be thrown, etc. Each man walks at a different speed. A pair must walk together at the speed of the slower man. Man 1 needs 1 minute to cross the bridge, man 2 needs 2 minutes, man 3 needs 5 minutes, and man 4 needs 10 minutes. For example, if man 1 and man 3 walk across together, they need 5 minutes. How can all four men cross the bridge in 17 minutes?  | 
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		 hmmm I didn't get to the thread fast enough to answer 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Julia is as old as John will be when Julia is twice as old as John was when Julia's age was half the sum of their present ages. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	John is as old as Julia was when John was half the age he will be 10 years from now. How old are John and Julia?  | 
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		 It is said among my people that some things are improved by death. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Tell me, what stinks while living, but in death, smells good?  | 
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		 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get catgut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? 6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? 7) What was King George VI's first name? 8) What color is a purple finch? 9) What country do Chinese gooseberries come from? (aka kiwifruit (keeweefruit) and zespri (zespree)) 10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?  | 
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		 There are two rooms - one room with three light bulbs, the other with three light switches. Each switch turns on one light. If you can only travel to each room once, how can you tell which switch controls which light? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it? If you were in a dark room with a candle, a woodstove, a match and a gas lamp which do you light first? A barrel of water weighs 20 pounds. What must you add to it to make it weigh 12 pounds? A farmer had seventeen sheep, all but nine died, how many did he have left? A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. A man builds a house with all 4 sides facing south. A bear walks past the house. What color is the bear? A man drove all the way from New York to San Francisco only to discover at the end of the trip that he had a flat tire from the very start. Yet his car was completely unaffected by it? How is this possible?  | 
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		 He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	How are a jeweler and a jailer alike? How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick? How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark? How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25? How much dirt is in a hole 4 feet deep and 2 feet wide? I am used to bat with, yet I never get a hit. I am near a ball, yet it is never thrown. What am I? I have a head like a cat. I have feet like at cat. But I am not a cat. What am I? I know a word of letters three, Add two and fewer there will be. If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch? If an egg came floating down the Green River, where did it come from? If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many crows are left?  | 
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		 That outa keep you guys busy for a while tonight :D 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 and ehm...where's the rest? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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 man 2 walks back alone with flashlight, we are at 4 minutes now man 3 and man 4 walk across together, upto 14 mins now man 1 comes back alone with flashlight, 15 mins man 1 and 2 go across, upto 17 mins total: 17 minutes At first I kept getting stuck at 19 minutes, by sending man 1 and 4 across as step 1..but with a bit of trying diff combinations, I got it 
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		 not a damn clue 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 A daughter.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 the riddlers have struck like thunder. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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 ![]() Ofcourse, the riddles in the thread are probably easily found that way as well, but takes away the fun. The ones you just replied too are just Weekend Millionair questions  | 
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