OK...remember the other day when I tried to cook my foot? [PIC[ - GoFuckYourself.com

NickPapageorgio · 01-11-2005, 07:03 PM

So tonight I am gonna fry up some fish. I get the oil in the pan and go in the living room to talk with my son while the pan heats up. Next thing I know, I look in the kitchen and I see nothing but orange flames. Me being the bright guy that I am panics. I forgot all they teach you about putting out grease fires and I am now going to attempt to carry this flaming pan, with 3 foot flames, out the door and dump it on the concrete. Needless to say, the hilarity ensued and I am now going to need to replace my carpet downstairs(caught it on fire) as well as the kitchen linoleum(yes caught this on fire too). Not to mention that I expect my entire hand to be one big blister by morning. Note the missing hair

Well that hand caught fire lol. Typing all this with my left hand was a joy. I can't even imagine the pain one must endure when they get burned over like 50% of their bodies like you hear on the news. This pain is un fucking real. Luckily the house wasn't burned to the ground but I did everything in my power to try it seems.

Trixxxia · 01-11-2005, 07:06 PM

Try to get some aloe or the Aloe sunburn gel - it'll make it less painful and prevent some of the blisters. Hubby burned the tips of all his fingers this week and that helped. Thank God your house is not on fire and your kid is fine!

Shooter · 01-11-2005, 07:06 PM

Looks pretty nasty

Glad it didn't turn out a lot worse though

enter » · 01-11-2005, 07:06 PM

That's not funny.. but it's hilarious the way you tell the story

Get yourself an Aloe plant and rub that green ooze all over your hand.

Music · 01-11-2005, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopBucksTrixxxia

Try to get some aloe or the Aloe sunburn gel - it'll make it less painful and prevent some of the blisters.

I burned the palm of my hand and used Aloe gel (not sure exactly what kind) and gripped a frozen beer mug all day. Worked like a charm.

Hope you feel better

mrthumbs · 01-11-2005, 07:08 PM

i feel sorry for you but your post made me laugh

"I am now going to need to replace my carpet downstairs(caught it on fire) "

good luck with the hand

NickPapageorgio · 01-11-2005, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrthumbs

i feel sorry for you but your post made me laugh

"I am now going to need to replace my carpet downstairs(caught it on fire) "

good luck with the hand

I gotta laugh it off, otherwise this pain is gonna get the best of me. Jesus I didn't know burns were like this lol.

eroswebmaster · 01-11-2005, 07:11 PM

holy fuck man...that looks bad...LOL
I had 2nd degree burns when a radiator cap exploded one summer.
My brother was also covered in 3rd degree burns and in a coma for months after his house caught fire...I don't care how I die...I just don't want to burn to death.

SpaceAce · 01-11-2005, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by enter »

That's not funny.. but it's hilarious the way you tell the story

Get yourself an Aloe plant and rub that green ooze all over your hand.

Which part isn't funny? The part where he tries to carry a flaming pan or the part where he sets the linoleum floor on fire? I thought the whole story was a riot

Take care of that hand, man. Burns are nasty things.

SpaceAce

dasexi1 · 01-11-2005, 07:14 PM

damn that looks painfull

glad u and your son are ok tho

0000000000000000000001000 · 01-11-2005, 07:17 PM

Wow, that looks bad man.

pxxx · 01-11-2005, 07:27 PM

Damn, that looks really bad.

iBanker · 01-11-2005, 08:59 PM

Ouch, not funny as in I'm glad you are hurt, but funny as in I wish that was caught on Video. Replace the carpet....lol

pornstar2pac · 01-11-2005, 09:01 PM

Dude, there's a Carl's Jr. down the street. use it!@

xclusive · 01-11-2005, 09:03 PM

Damn no more kitchen for you hope you feel better

pornstar2pac · 01-11-2005, 09:04 PM

There's a friggin KFC 3 blocks down. order a bucket

arg · 01-11-2005, 09:06 PM

Man that looks bad. An amusingly told story but that looks as painful as you describe it. I've had half-centimeter burns that hurt immensely, and also wondered how people with major burns can survive such pain. I'm surprised you're even doing the ice pack, I'd think a bowl of iced water would be provide more coverage. Aloe (either in plant form or in a cream/spray) really can help with temporary immediate pain relief. I've sprayed Solarcain every minute or so on burns before...if you don't have a topical burn reliever perhaps you could ask a friend to get some and bring it over. I'd reckon normal pain killers are a good idea too.

I don't know if the burn is bad enough, but I recall that with really bad burns, infection is a major concern. If you get a lot more blistering, I think it's probably worth consulting a physician about that risk. Or who knows, if the pain gets bad enough, you might want to go to an ER tonight to see if you can get some more serious pain relief.

By the way, great job of one-handed typing!

Good luck to you.

Lace · 01-11-2005, 09:08 PM

damn nick..you fucked yourself up

HorseShit · 01-11-2005, 11:15 PM

that looks disgusting

D Flower · 01-11-2005, 11:54 PM

Geezzz....I tried not to laugh after seeing the photo, but the way you told your unfortunate story was rather funny. Your burn looks pretty serious though - you might want to have a doc check it out as soon as possible as it looks like a second degree burn. Take care of your hand....the flooring is easy to replace, but a hand is a bit trickier.

austinth · 01-12-2005, 12:09 AM

dude, you gotta burst the blister now, then keep that burn wrapped in gauze soaked in saline or sterile water asap!!!!

Funky Bastard · 01-12-2005, 12:13 AM

Damn that sucks. I would never cook agine!

sharpx9 · 01-12-2005, 12:20 AM

just whorin through...

brizzad · 01-12-2005, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HKS

Damn that sucks. I would never cook agine!

lol, agine

Napolean · 01-12-2005, 12:24 AM

i burned a good majority of my hand while cooking a hamburger while hammered.. i just threw the pattie on a pan full of boiling grease (oops)..

didnt really notice the pain til i woke up the next day

HAPPYPEEKERS · 01-12-2005, 12:27 AM

Damn.. that looks bad .. Aloe works wonders but I know it still hurts like hell. :-(

nojob · 01-12-2005, 12:53 AM

yeah, take care of that. ouch!! Pop it and clean it out so it doesn't get worse. That happened to me last summer when i was barbque'n.

pornstar2pac · 01-12-2005, 08:28 AM

start ordering out. that should help

01-11-2005, 07:03 PM	#1
NickPapageorgio Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: NC Posts: 8,323	OK...remember the other day when I tried to cook my foot? [PIC[ So tonight I am gonna fry up some fish. I get the oil in the pan and go in the living room to talk with my son while the pan heats up. Next thing I know, I look in the kitchen and I see nothing but orange flames. Me being the bright guy that I am panics. I forgot all they teach you about putting out grease fires and I am now going to attempt to carry this flaming pan, with 3 foot flames, out the door and dump it on the concrete. Needless to say, the hilarity ensued and I am now going to need to replace my carpet downstairs(caught it on fire) as well as the kitchen linoleum(yes caught this on fire too). Not to mention that I expect my entire hand to be one big blister by morning. Note the missing hair Well that hand caught fire lol. Typing all this with my left hand was a joy. I can't even imagine the pain one must endure when they get burned over like 50% of their bodies like you hear on the news. This pain is un fucking real. Luckily the house wasn't burned to the ground but I did everything in my power to try it seems. __________________

01-11-2005, 07:06 PM	#4
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01-11-2005, 07:11 PM	#8
eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	holy fuck man...that looks bad...LOL I had 2nd degree burns when a radiator cap exploded one summer. My brother was also covered in 3rd degree burns and in a coma for months after his house caught fire...I don't care how I die...I just don't want to burn to death. __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

01-11-2005, 08:59 PM	#13
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01-11-2005, 09:01 PM	#14
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01-11-2005, 07:06 PM	#2
Trixxxia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 5,600	Try to get some aloe or the Aloe sunburn gel - it'll make it less painful and prevent some of the blisters. Hubby burned the tips of all his fingers this week and that helped. Thank God your house is not on fire and your kid is fine!

01-11-2005, 07:06 PM	#3
Shooter Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 2,842	Looks pretty nasty Glad it didn't turn out a lot worse though

01-11-2005, 07:08 PM	#6
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	i feel sorry for you but your post made me laugh "I am now going to need to replace my carpet downstairs(caught it on fire) " good luck with the hand

01-11-2005, 07:14 PM	#10
dasexi1 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: if i told you, then THEY'D know Posts: 934	damn that looks painfull glad u and your son are ok tho

01-11-2005, 07:17 PM	#11
0000000000000000000001000 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 243	Wow, that looks bad man.

01-11-2005, 07:27 PM	#12
pxxx First African GFY Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,114	Damn, that looks really bad.

01-11-2005, 09:03 PM	#15
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01-11-2005, 09:04 PM	#16
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01-11-2005, 09:06 PM	#17
arg Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,164	Man that looks bad. An amusingly told story but that looks as painful as you describe it. I've had half-centimeter burns that hurt immensely, and also wondered how people with major burns can survive such pain. I'm surprised you're even doing the ice pack, I'd think a bowl of iced water would be provide more coverage. Aloe (either in plant form or in a cream/spray) really can help with temporary immediate pain relief. I've sprayed Solarcain every minute or so on burns before...if you don't have a topical burn reliever perhaps you could ask a friend to get some and bring it over. I'd reckon normal pain killers are a good idea too. I don't know if the burn is bad enough, but I recall that with really bad burns, infection is a major concern. If you get a lot more blistering, I think it's probably worth consulting a physician about that risk. Or who knows, if the pain gets bad enough, you might want to go to an ER tonight to see if you can get some more serious pain relief. By the way, great job of one-handed typing! Good luck to you.

01-11-2005, 09:08 PM	#18
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01-11-2005, 11:15 PM	#19
HorseShit Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,513	that looks disgusting

01-11-2005, 11:54 PM	#20
D Flower Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 352	Geezzz....I tried not to laugh after seeing the photo, but the way you told your unfortunate story was rather funny. Your burn looks pretty serious though - you might want to have a doc check it out as soon as possible as it looks like a second degree burn. Take care of your hand....the flooring is easy to replace, but a hand is a bit trickier. __________________ My sig was changed cause I don't know how to read the rules on this page http://www.gofuckyourself.com/gfy_faqs.html You can contact me about getting on as an advertiser - eric AT adult.com THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING

01-12-2005, 12:09 AM	#21
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01-12-2005, 12:13 AM	#22
Funky Bastard So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: San Antonio, Texas Posts: 2,544	Damn that sucks. I would never cook agine!

01-12-2005, 12:20 AM	#23
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01-12-2005, 12:24 AM	#25
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01-12-2005, 12:27 AM	#26
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01-12-2005, 12:53 AM	#27
nojob The Original NoJob Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Jerzzey Posts: 3,682	yeah, take care of that. ouch!! Pop it and clean it out so it doesn't get worse. That happened to me last summer when i was barbque'n.

01-12-2005, 08:28 AM	#28
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