A story I must share: trouble with a speculum - GoFuckYourself.com

mindoza · 01-11-2005, 01:18 PM

Did someone ever tell you a story that you just could not get out of your head. Well I have one I must share with you guys.

After a hard night of partying tuesday, I am sitting having coffee the next morning with one of the pornstars that worked our booth. She proceeds to tell me about the date she had the night before.

Now I have not ever had a date that the guy paid me to see him, none the less she called it a date. The guy called her up prior to the date and asked if she was ok with getting super kinky. Her reply was "Sure, as long as it does not harm me". He assured her it would not.

That night she goes to the guys house, he pays her $200 to open up his ass hole with a speculum as wide as it can go and then pee in the hole. She seemed delighted and went to business. After the deed was done she takes her $200 and goes to slip out the door. The guy starts to yell for her to remove the speculum (not something you can remove yourself). She looks at him and says "NAH, don't feel like it after all you never paid me to remove it!"

Now this is wrong on so many levels. Could you imagine if he could not find help and needed to call 911?

Moral of the story- Be specific when ordering your whore around!!!!!!!!!!!!

European Lee · 01-11-2005, 01:19 PM

Haha we loved that story when you told us it in the after hours suite

Was that the gal who showed up on the 2nd night or someone else? I cant remember lol

Regards,

Lee

mindoza · 01-11-2005, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by European Lee

Haha we loved that story when you told us it in the after hours suite

Was that the gal who showed up on the 2nd night or someone else? I cant remember lol

Regards,

Lee

No that was Maggie, a showgirl/model in vegas. Although maggie is a little brain dead she would of at least taken the speculum out for the poor guys pooper!!!

mikexod · 01-11-2005, 01:53 PM

You get what you pay for.

xclusive · 01-11-2005, 01:54 PM

lol that's funny

PerfectionGirls · 01-11-2005, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mindoza

Did someone ever tell you a story that you just could not get out of your head. Well I have one I must share with you guys.

After a hard night of partying tuesday, I am sitting having coffee the next morning with one of the pornstars that worked our booth. She proceeds to tell me about the date she had the night before.

Now I have not ever had a date that the guy paid me to see him, none the less she called it a date. The guy called her up prior to the date and asked if she was ok with getting super kinky. Her reply was "Sure, as long as it does not harm me". He assured her it would not.

That night she goes to the guys house, he pays her $200 to open up his ass hole with a speculum as wide as it can go and then pee in the hole. She seemed delighted and went to business. After the deed was done she takes her $200 and goes to slip out the door. The guy starts to yell for her to remove the speculum (not something you can remove yourself). She looks at him and says "NAH, don't feel like it after all you never paid me to remove it!"

Now this is wrong on so many levels. Could you imagine if he could not find help and needed to call 911?

Moral of the story- Be specific when ordering your whore around!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL Thats pretty fucked up! haha

Entropy · 01-11-2005, 01:57 PM

Haha...that is a great story. funny stuff.

gangbangjoe · 01-11-2005, 01:58 PM

damn

poor guy

what a biatch

mindoza · 01-11-2005, 01:59 PM

I had such a hard time looking the girl in the face after she told me the story without cracking up...Also the girl has a real bad lisp so it made the story she was telling more humorous

jt420 · 01-11-2005, 02:00 PM

thats fucked up, disgusting and funny as hell at the same time. poor dude, but i really feel bad for who ever ended up helping him.

Manowar · 01-11-2005, 02:01 PM

thats pretty harsh

01-11-2005, 01:18 PM	#1
mindoza Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 1,625	A story I must share: trouble with a speculum Did someone ever tell you a story that you just could not get out of your head. Well I have one I must share with you guys. After a hard night of partying tuesday, I am sitting having coffee the next morning with one of the pornstars that worked our booth. She proceeds to tell me about the date she had the night before. Now I have not ever had a date that the guy paid me to see him, none the less she called it a date. The guy called her up prior to the date and asked if she was ok with getting super kinky. Her reply was "Sure, as long as it does not harm me". He assured her it would not. That night she goes to the guys house, he pays her $200 to open up his ass hole with a speculum as wide as it can go and then pee in the hole. She seemed delighted and went to business. After the deed was done she takes her $200 and goes to slip out the door. The guy starts to yell for her to remove the speculum (not something you can remove yourself). She looks at him and says "NAH, don't feel like it after all you never paid me to remove it!" Now this is wrong on so many levels. Could you imagine if he could not find help and needed to call 911? Moral of the story- Be specific when ordering your whore around!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

01-11-2005, 01:19 PM	#2
European Lee Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Daytona Beach Posts: 7,133	Haha we loved that story when you told us it in the after hours suite Was that the gal who showed up on the 2nd night or someone else? I cant remember lol Regards, Lee __________________ YOUR TRAFFIC IS SAFE WITH US - CONDOM CASH PUTTING THE GAY ADULT INDUSTRY ON YOUR PC!! AFFORDABLE 2257 COMPLIANT GAY + BI CONTENT

01-11-2005, 01:53 PM	#4
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01-11-2005, 01:54 PM	#5
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01-11-2005, 01:57 PM	#7
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01-11-2005, 01:59 PM	#9
mindoza Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 1,625	I had such a hard time looking the girl in the face after she told me the story without cracking up...Also the girl has a real bad lisp so it made the story she was telling more humorous __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

01-11-2005, 02:00 PM	#10
jt420 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: in the foothills of the mind. ICQ: 279561428 Posts: 2,479	thats fucked up, disgusting and funny as hell at the same time. poor dude, but i really feel bad for who ever ended up helping him. __________________ I made my fortune selling pubic wigs! New program Merkin Money coming soon!

01-11-2005, 02:01 PM	#11
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	thats pretty harsh