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mindoza · 01-11-2005, 01:18 PM

Did someone ever tell you a story that you just could not get out of your head. Well I have one I must share with you guys.

After a hard night of partying tuesday, I am sitting having coffee the next morning with one of the pornstars that worked our booth. She proceeds to tell me about the date she had the night before.

Now I have not ever had a date that the guy paid me to see him, none the less she called it a date. The guy called her up prior to the date and asked if she was ok with getting super kinky. Her reply was "Sure, as long as it does not harm me". He assured her it would not.

That night she goes to the guys house, he pays her $200 to open up his ass hole with a speculum as wide as it can go and then pee in the hole. She seemed delighted and went to business. After the deed was done she takes her $200 and goes to slip out the door. The guy starts to yell for her to remove the speculum (not something you can remove yourself). She looks at him and says "NAH, don't feel like it after all you never paid me to remove it!"

Now this is wrong on so many levels. Could you imagine if he could not find help and needed to call 911?

Moral of the story- Be specific when ordering your whore around!!!!!!!!!!!!

01-11-2005, 01:18 PM
mindoza Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 1,625	A story I must share: trouble with a speculum Did someone ever tell you a story that you just could not get out of your head. Well I have one I must share with you guys. After a hard night of partying tuesday, I am sitting having coffee the next morning with one of the pornstars that worked our booth. She proceeds to tell me about the date she had the night before. Now I have not ever had a date that the guy paid me to see him, none the less she called it a date. The guy called her up prior to the date and asked if she was ok with getting super kinky. Her reply was "Sure, as long as it does not harm me". He assured her it would not. That night she goes to the guys house, he pays her $200 to open up his ass hole with a speculum as wide as it can go and then pee in the hole. She seemed delighted and went to business. After the deed was done she takes her $200 and goes to slip out the door. The guy starts to yell for her to remove the speculum (not something you can remove yourself). She looks at him and says "NAH, don't feel like it after all you never paid me to remove it!" Now this is wrong on so many levels. Could you imagine if he could not find help and needed to call 911? Moral of the story- Be specific when ordering your whore around!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.