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emperor of my world
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: nethalands
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ok im fucked up again...........
i just celebrated my birthday normally the presents me n my boys give eachother are always stupid like cheap porn movies, toilet paper and inflatable dolls, but i got a lighter with nico-t engraved in it now...... damn its dope
anyway i got this bitch, aint gota bf, shes fine as hell, also was on my bd.... but i cant find the right pickup line, i gotta get her to suck my dick or whateverm whats a line to get a gggirl llike that...... |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 110
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hi, do you speak english ?
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 331
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Ask her if you can smell her pussy.
If she says no...then say.."Must be your breath then"
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Buffalo, NY
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This thread is useless without pics of your lighter...
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emperor of my world
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emperor of my world
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: ICQ - 310180523
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www.pornkings.com
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Florida Baby!!
Posts: 4,645
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Happy Birthday!!
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#9 |
In Tushy Land
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Nebraska
Posts: 40,149
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haha dude, just tell her it is your bday and you don't have a girl to spend it with. she will feel for you and next thing you know you be in bed
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Wisconsin
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tell her you know me. I'll lie for you if I have to.
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#11 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 3,535
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Follow these steps. When you two are alone and she's looking at you...
1. Point at her lips 2. Then, point at your tool
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#12 |
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Gold Coast, Australia
Posts: 573
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hahahaha
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In Tushy Land
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Nebraska
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#14 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: MaxCash.com
Posts: 12,745
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OMFG.... Im on GFY and I have too give some dutch guy step by step instructions
OK..... first u need to find her penis ![]() |
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#15 |
emperor of my world
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: nethalands
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lmfao... well i already grabbed one of her tits by accident, but it looked like it was on purpose haha...
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Da Swamps
Posts: 8,500
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is this a middle school how do i get to 1st base thread? WTF? are u a man? whip yer cock out and ask her whats up, stop actin like yer scared of pussy man damn
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V.I.P.
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: InYour Head
Posts: 7,886
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tell her "its my birthday how about a blow job?" is she says no ..call her a bitch and whip out your dick anyway and start jerking off
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Strength and Honor
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Europe
Posts: 16,540
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nice lighter you got there
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The one and only!
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Location: Atlanta, GA
Posts: 17,761
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i agree with sosa.
happy birthday, nice lighter
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nice lighter
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#23 |
First African GFY Member
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 12,114
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You just have to have the looks.
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Location: nethalands
You spelled it wrong. It should've been: Location: neanderthals Just fucking with ya ![]() |
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#26 |
I can change this!!!!!
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 18,972
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happy b day and nice lighter
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