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Old 01-08-2005, 08:19 PM   #1
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ok im fucked up again...........

i just celebrated my birthday normally the presents me n my boys give eachother are always stupid like cheap porn movies, toilet paper and inflatable dolls, but i got a lighter with nico-t engraved in it now...... damn its dope
anyway i got this bitch, aint gota bf, shes fine as hell, also was on my bd.... but i cant find the right pickup line, i gotta get her to suck my dick or whateverm whats a line to get a gggirl llike that......
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Old 01-08-2005, 08:23 PM   #2
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hi, do you speak english ?
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Old 01-08-2005, 08:23 PM   #3
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Ask her if you can smell her pussy.

If she says no...then say.."Must be your breath then"
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Old 01-08-2005, 08:25 PM   #4
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This thread is useless without pics of your lighter...
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Old 01-08-2005, 08:33 PM   #5
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Ask her if you can smell her pussy.

If she says no...then say.."Must be your breath then"
hahaa ok thats a good one
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Old 01-08-2005, 08:59 PM   #6
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This thread is useless without pics of your lighter...

i cant get the damn thing clear on photo! wtf do i need to press on that damn camera
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Old 01-08-2005, 09:19 PM   #7
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i cant get the damn thing clear on photo! wtf do i need to press on that damn camera
Set the lighter on a desk or something? It looks like it might be a motion blur problem...
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Old 01-08-2005, 09:40 PM   #8
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Old 01-08-2005, 09:44 PM   #9
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haha dude, just tell her it is your bday and you don't have a girl to spend it with. she will feel for you and next thing you know you be in bed or not lol
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Old 01-08-2005, 11:15 PM   #10
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tell her you know me. I'll lie for you if I have to.


Happy Birthday
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Old 01-08-2005, 11:24 PM   #11
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Follow these steps. When you two are alone and she's looking at you...
1. Point at her lips
2. Then, point at your tool
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Old 01-08-2005, 11:27 PM   #12
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hahahaha
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Old 01-08-2005, 11:28 PM   #13
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Follow these steps. When you two are alone and she's looking at you...
1. Point at her lips
2. Then, point at your tool

hahah!!!! that will work
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Old 01-08-2005, 11:35 PM   #14
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OMFG.... Im on GFY and I have too give some dutch guy step by step instructions

OK..... first u need to find her penis

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Old 01-09-2005, 08:19 AM   #15
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lmfao... well i already grabbed one of her tits by accident, but it looked like it was on purpose haha...
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Old 01-09-2005, 08:25 AM   #16
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is this a middle school how do i get to 1st base thread? WTF? are u a man? whip yer cock out and ask her whats up, stop actin like yer scared of pussy man damn
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Old 01-09-2005, 08:26 AM   #17
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tell her "its my birthday how about a blow job?" is she says no ..call her a bitch and whip out your dick anyway and start jerking off
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Old 01-09-2005, 08:28 AM   #18
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nice lighter you got there
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Old 01-09-2005, 08:32 AM   #19
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i agree with sosa.
happy birthday, nice lighter
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Old 01-09-2005, 08:40 AM   #20
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nice lighter
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Old 01-09-2005, 09:07 AM   #21
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is this a middle school how do i get to 1st base thread? WTF? are u a man? whip yer cock out and ask her whats up, stop actin like yer scared of pussy man damn
lighten up, bitch.... just fuckin around here, is that fucking forbidden or something? get the fuck outta here...
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Old 01-09-2005, 11:43 AM   #22
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Happy Birthday!!
yeah happy b-day and just tell her u want her,at least u will trylol
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Old 01-09-2005, 11:57 AM   #23
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You just have to have the looks.
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Old 01-09-2005, 12:01 PM   #24
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You spelled it wrong. It should've been:

Location: neanderthals


Just fucking with ya
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Old 01-09-2005, 03:34 PM   #25
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You spelled it wrong. It should've been:

Location: neanderthals


Just fucking with ya
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Old 01-09-2005, 03:43 PM   #26
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happy b day and nice lighter
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