ok im fucked up again...........
 

i just celebrated my birthday normally the presents me n my boys give eachother are always stupid like cheap porn movies, toilet paper and inflatable dolls, but i got a lighter with nico-t engraved in it now...... damn its dope
anyway i got this bitch, aint gota bf, shes fine as hell, also was on my bd.... but i cant find the right pickup line, i gotta get her to suck my dick or whateverm whats a line to get a gggirl llike that......

hi, do you speak english ?

Ask her if you can smell her pussy.

If she says no...then say.."Must be your breath then"

This thread is useless without pics of your lighter...

hahaa ok thats a good one :1orglaugh

http://pimpfromhell.com/des/shit/PIC00009-d.jpg
i cant get the damn thing clear on photo! wtf do i need to press on that damn camera

Set the lighter on a desk or something? It looks like it might be a motion blur problem...

Happy Birthday!!

haha dude, just tell her it is your bday and you don't have a girl to spend it with. she will feel for you and next thing you know you be in bed :) or not lol

tell her you know me. I'll lie for you if I have to.


Happy Birthday :)

Follow these steps. When you two are alone and she's looking at you...
1. Point at her lips
2. Then, point at your tool

hahahaha

hahah!!!! that will work

OMFG.... Im on GFY and I have too give some dutch guy step by step instructions

OK..... first u need to find her penis :)

lmfao... well i already grabbed one of her tits by accident, but it looked like it was on purpose haha...

is this a middle school how do i get to 1st base thread? WTF? are u a man? whip yer cock out and ask her whats up, stop actin like yer scared of pussy man damn

tell her "its my birthday how about a blow job?" is she says no ..call her a bitch and whip out your dick anyway and start jerking off

nice lighter you got there

i agree with sosa.
happy birthday, nice lighter

nice lighter

lighten up, bitch.... just fuckin around here, is that fucking forbidden or something? get the fuck outta here...

yeah:) happy b-day and just tell her u want her,at least u will try:)lol

You just have to have the looks.

Location: nethalands

You spelled it wrong. It should've been:

Location: neanderthals


Just fucking with ya :winkwink:

:thefinger

happy b day and nice lighter