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10-27-2001, 09:36 PM
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Funny Joke ...ahah
Here it is:
A pirate's boat was on the sea and saw an Arabian boat. The capitain of the pirate boat told his crew that they'll need to attack this boat and sink it. He also put his red shirt on, so that when he'll kill some Arabians, the blood won't make his shirt dirty. A day later, they saw 3 boats from the United States. The captain told his crew to attack, while he was wearing his red shirt and his brown pants.  ------------------
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10-27-2001, 09:37 PM
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The grammar may not be good tought...my english is not so good and a friend of mine told it to me. So, I wasn't able to make a copy & pastee
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10-27-2001, 09:43 PM
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sorry brother... |
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10-27-2001, 09:48 PM
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corvett: bah...sorry, I didn,t want to type all night long
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10-27-2001, 09:49 PM
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someone post the longer version!
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10-27-2001, 09:50 PM
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uh?
hmm...sorry then...I never saw that post ------------------
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10-27-2001, 09:51 PM
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I'll post another one to make my post a little more different from others
Hold on... ------------------
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10-27-2001, 09:54 PM
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A bit more nasty
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy behind the counter bellows "One burger!" Whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and then tosses it on the grill. The old lady says, "that's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen." The counterman says, "Yeah? You should be here in the morning when he makes the doughnuts." Anyone ever heard of it? Does my post is better now? ------------------
[This message has been edited by Rod (edited 10-27-2001).] |
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10-27-2001, 10:32 PM
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rod, i meant to say CAN someone post the longer one
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10-28-2001, 12:25 AM
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ah!
LOL Let's see if someone will post it then ------------------
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10-28-2001, 12:43 AM
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There was this really rich
man and since it was christmas he decided to do something special for his three sons. He went to his oldest son and asked what he wanted for christmas. "I want a new car" the oldest son exclaimed. His father went out and bought him General Motors. When he asked his second oldest what he wanted his reply was.. "I want a new bike" His father bought him the Murray Bicycle plant. Upon reaching his youngest child, the man asked what he desired for christmas. The young boy simple said, "I want a Mickey Mouse outfit". His father bought him Adult Revenue Service. |
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10-28-2001, 02:32 AM
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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------------------ <A HREF="http://bootybone.com" TARGET=_blank>RedShoe is:  </A>BoneProne Family Member |
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10-28-2001, 03:11 AM
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LOL!
good one Tenletters ------------------ I wonder what it's like to be forgetful? |
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10-28-2001, 10:17 AM
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ahah
Funny one man ------------------
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10-28-2001, 11:04 AM
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No Refunds Issued.
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10-28-2001, 11:26 AM
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Jedi, when someone describes your company
as "a mickey mouse outfit", they are saying that they don't have their shit together, run by idiots, etc. I don't use ARS either I just figured that most people would know them and it would be safe to make a joke including them as the punch line. |
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