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Rod 10-27-2001 09:36 PM

Funny Joke ...ahah
 
Here it is:

A pirate's boat was on the sea and saw an Arabian boat. The capitain of the pirate boat told his crew that they'll need to attack this boat and sink it. He also put his red shirt on, so that when he'll kill some Arabians, the blood won't make his shirt dirty.

A day later, they saw 3 boats from the United States. The captain told his crew to attack, while he was wearing his red shirt and his brown pants.

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Rod 10-27-2001 09:37 PM

The grammar may not be good tought...my english is not so good and a friend of mine told it to me. So, I wasn't able to make a copy & pastee http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

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corvette 10-27-2001 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rod:
Here it is:

A pirate's boat was on the sea and saw an Arabian boat. The capitain of the pirate boat told his crew that they'll need to attack this boat and sink it. He also put his red shirt on, so that when he'll kill some Arabians, the blood won't make his shirt dirty.

A day later, they saw 3 boats from the United States. The captain told his crew to attack, while he was wearing his red shirt and his brown pants.

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I heard the longer version, its better

sorry brother...

Rod 10-27-2001 09:48 PM

corvett: bah...sorry, I didn,t want to type all night long http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

JakeR 10-27-2001 09:49 PM

someone post the longer version! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/frown.gif

Rod 10-27-2001 09:50 PM

uh?
hmm...sorry then...I never saw that post http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/frown.gif

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Rod 10-27-2001 09:51 PM

I'll post another one to make my post a little more different from others http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

Hold on...

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Rod 10-27-2001 09:54 PM

A bit more nasty http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy behind the counter bellows "One burger!"
Whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and then tosses it on the grill.
The old lady says, "that's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen."
The counterman says, "Yeah? You should be here in the morning when he makes the doughnuts."


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Anyone ever heard of it?
Does my post is better now? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif
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[This message has been edited by Rod (edited 10-27-2001).]

JakeR 10-27-2001 10:32 PM

rod, i meant to say CAN someone post the longer one http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

Rod 10-28-2001 12:25 AM

ah! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

LOL
Let's see if someone will post it then http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

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tenletters 10-28-2001 12:43 AM

There was this really rich
man and since it was christmas
he decided to do something
special for his three sons.

He went to his oldest son and
asked what he wanted for christmas.
"I want a new car" the oldest son
exclaimed.
His father went out and bought him
General Motors.

When he asked his second oldest what
he wanted his reply was..
"I want a new bike"
His father bought him the Murray Bicycle
plant.

Upon reaching his youngest child,
the man asked what he desired for
christmas. The young boy simple
said, "I want a Mickey Mouse outfit".

His father bought him Adult Revenue Service.

RedShoe 10-28-2001 02:32 AM

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His father bought him Adult Revenue Service.[/B]
Now, that's fuckin' funny.



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Thricedead 10-28-2001 03:11 AM

LOL!
good one Tenletters
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I wonder what it's like
to be forgetful?

Rod 10-28-2001 10:17 AM

ahah http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif
Funny one man http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

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DarkJedi 10-28-2001 11:04 AM

Quote:

His father bought him Adult Revenue Service
i dont get it (maybe because i newer used em ?)

tenletters 10-28-2001 11:26 AM

Jedi, when someone describes your company
as "a mickey mouse outfit", they are saying
that they don't have their shit together, run by idiots, etc.

I don't use ARS either I just figured that
most people would know them and it would
be safe to make a joke including them as
the punch line.



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