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Warning! Glass Pots
As my girlfriend just figured out adding tap water to a glass container full of chicken in the oven is an explossive situation.
What a fucking mess. I warned her about glass pots and shit. but she bought some anyways. poor girl, her nerves are shot. All I heard from downstairs was an explosion, screaming and cries for help. I ran up as fast as I could expecting to find my son dead or something. |
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wtf
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My ex wife did the same thing with one of our pyrex baking dishes and I agree it made a hellufa mess in the oven.
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Just tell her not to put a lava lamp on the oven.
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Also tell her not to make a hardboil egg in the micowave. Did that as a kid and the thing exploded
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Congradulations you have just graduated from kindergarded!
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At least she's ok
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She's a wreck right now. these past few days have been hell for her with the baby and this just broke the camels back. |
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Go give your woman some love man....she needs it
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fuck. So she makes another meal, I ask where the pot came from. "under the stove"
Did she rinse the pot out? Nope. so possible glass in it. Garbage that meal goes. Now we have no food left . Dammit. i think she needs a break from the baby for a couple days. unfortunately I can't give it. I have work to do and no time for this. Looks like i need to give he rmother call and beg for her to come take the baby for a day or two to let my girlfriend recouperate her strength |
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Pyrex works better.
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At least there's no damage to anybody. I've never seen a glass pot "explode", but it sounds like it could have caused some nasty cuts.
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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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neither can you.. isnt it kindergarden |
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I came to this thread thinking I'd see a different kind of marijuana or something...
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