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Old 01-06-2005, 08:00 AM   #1
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Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities.....Holy shit is this funny
1. Drink molasses 'til you heave

2. Wet bonnet contest

3. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy

4. Buttermilk kegger

5. Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really rad Clydesdale

6. Get a tattoo: "Born to raise barns"

7. Cruise streets of Belleville shouting insults at people with zippers

8. Sleep 'til 6 AM

9. Drive over to Allensville and kick some Mennonite rear

10. Churn butter naked
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Old 01-06-2005, 08:00 AM   #2
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lol thats great
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Old 01-06-2005, 08:06 AM   #3
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lol thats great
Funny stuff indead ..
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Old 01-06-2005, 08:08 AM   #4
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Dude.....you?ve just made it to #1 on Amish most wanted.....I wouldn?t go thorough Pennsylvania Dutch country if I were you......
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Old 01-06-2005, 08:10 AM   #5
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There are quite a few Amish folks out this way where I live. Lancaster PA - Amish World Headquaters is only a few miles out..

They have the ugliest women you have ever seen in all your life, but, throw one hell of a party that makes Internext look like a retirement home bingo party.
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Old 01-06-2005, 08:10 AM   #6
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Dude.....you?ve just made it to #1 on Amish most wanted.....I wouldn?t go thorough Pennsylvania Dutch country if I were you......
ah ha ha ha, i live near some of them now, how do you think i got all this info on them? lol
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Old 01-06-2005, 08:11 AM   #7
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Someone should make an Omish niche
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Old 01-06-2005, 01:11 PM   #9
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FUCK THE AMISH, THOSE LITTLE SMELLY BASTARDS!!

i can say whatever the fuck I want about Amish people because they will never see it on the internet ;]
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Old 01-06-2005, 01:57 PM   #10
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Someone should make an Omish niche
the wet bonnet had me thinking that too lol.
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8. Sleep 'til 6 AM


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I've got tears in my eyes!
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that is very funny lol
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Old 01-06-2005, 09:12 PM   #16
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You can't. They go to hell or something if a camera is within 10 miles of them.
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Old 01-06-2005, 10:16 PM   #17
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lmao. Pretty hilarious stuff there. lol
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I used to live in PA, those are some hard working, devoted people and they can cook a meal to die for....cheers for the buggy folks!!!
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