Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities.....Holy shit is this funny
 

1. Drink molasses 'til you heave

2. Wet bonnet contest

3. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy

4. Buttermilk kegger

5. Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really rad Clydesdale

6. Get a tattoo: "Born to raise barns"

7. Cruise streets of Belleville shouting insults at people with zippers

8. Sleep 'til 6 AM

9. Drive over to Allensville and kick some Mennonite rear

10. Churn butter naked

lol thats great

Funny stuff indead .. :1orglaugh

Dude.....you?ve just made it to #1 on Amish most wanted.....I wouldn?t go thorough Pennsylvania Dutch country if I were you...... :1orglaugh

There are quite a few Amish folks out this way where I live. Lancaster PA - Amish World Headquaters is only a few miles out..

They have the ugliest women you have ever seen in all your life, but, throw one hell of a party that makes Internext look like a retirement home bingo party.

ah ha ha ha, i live near some of them now, how do you think i got all this info on them? lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Someone should make an Omish niche :)

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FUCK THE AMISH, THOSE LITTLE SMELLY BASTARDS!!

i can say whatever the fuck I want about Amish people because they will never see it on the internet ;]

:1orglaugh

the wet bonnet had me thinking that too lol. :1orglaugh

8. Sleep 'til 6 AM


lmao

I've got tears in my eyes!
lol

that is very funny lol

......bump

You can't. They go to hell or something if a camera is within 10 miles of them.

lmao. Pretty hilarious stuff there. lol

I used to live in PA, those are some hard working, devoted people and they can cook a meal to die for....cheers for the buggy folks!!!