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machinegunkelly · 01-06-2005, 03:53 PM

Check this shit out ..
my mother blows my mind with her paintings , but doesnt think shes got the talent to be " big "

machinegunkelly · 01-06-2005, 03:54 PM

FYI .
its a work in progress ..
I think she started it today actually ..

The Bootyologist · 01-06-2005, 03:55 PM

that is truly beautiful

she is very talented

machinegunkelly · 01-06-2005, 03:58 PM

She makes me proud .

Nice to see the talent has been passed on to my daughter too ..
Shes 4 and can outdraw her older brothers no problem

sickkittens · 01-06-2005, 04:03 PM

Nice. Does she work for a living as an artist or just do that for fun?

flashfire · 01-06-2005, 04:04 PM

nice, you should sell her artwork online if shes interested

Scott McD · 01-06-2005, 04:05 PM

Nice. She is talented

Paco, of Large Cash. · 01-06-2005, 04:05 PM

Stunning work: I love the depth/dimension.

machinegunkelly · 01-06-2005, 04:06 PM

She takes commisioned jobs but hasnt been painting too much lately

Im trying to get her to go to the galleries with her stuff ,
I may comb my hair and go for her if she doesnt soon cause shes got the talent to go to the top .

I've got quite a few paintings around my house from her and I just know they are gonna be worth a fortune someday

machinegunkelly · 01-06-2005, 04:18 PM

Heres a few of her portraits
I have had my whole family done , but its time for a redo cause that was when the kids were really young .

My daughter alex

My buddy devon

( I was there the first time this guy saw snow )

Paraskass · 01-06-2005, 04:31 PM

nice, she is talented.

get her to draw porn.

machinegunkelly · 01-06-2005, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraskass

nice, she is talented.

get her to draw porn.

LOL , not her style .

Shes pretty cool though , Reading this as we speak so lets all be on our best behavior

karlm · 01-06-2005, 04:33 PM

Nice does she do public work

I am looking to buy a painting for my room

Somthing modern art

machinegunkelly · 01-06-2005, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraskass

nice, she is talented.

get her to draw porn.

Mom says:
tell him I'm into 'wild animals', not 'wild animals'.. or some such thing

acctman · 01-06-2005, 04:34 PM

whoa damn she's good. does she know you do porn

mikeyddddd · 01-06-2005, 04:36 PM

Hi, Mom! You've got talent.

Paraskass · 01-06-2005, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acctman

whoa damn she's good. does she know you do porn

wtf, she is reading the board.

machinegunkelly · 01-06-2005, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by karlm

Nice does she do public work

I am looking to buy a painting for my room

Somthing modern art

Mostly Wildlife and people etc ,
Organic subjects really

Although I have seen some kick ass still lifes etc she has done .

Paraskass · 01-06-2005, 04:37 PM

Get her to draw a portrait of Juicy.

riddler · 01-06-2005, 04:37 PM

thats amazing stuff, she should really look in to doing that to pay bills, i bet she would make some good money off that selling those paintings

AndrewKanuck · 01-06-2005, 04:38 PM

Deffinately good stuff - does she do any abstract art?

luv$ · 01-06-2005, 04:39 PM

Kelly, my grandma is the same exact way, she is super-talented and has like 100's of paintings all over all the family members' houses.

I have been doing the same thing trying to motivate her to go do somehting with them, I had an idea to build her an online gallery and sell prints on it, maybe we could get together on that...

You have my ICQ, lmk what you think.

Paco, of Large Cash. · 01-06-2005, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acctman

whoa damn she's good. does she know you do porn

Uh, left to right ...

Quote:

Originally Posted by machinegunkelly

... Reading this as we speak so lets all be on our best behavior

machinegunkelly, your moms ... uh, submachinegunkelly[?] does fabulous work!
I am nowhere near the artistic level of her but I have studied a little and can say she has a firm grasp of things - everything is in proper proportion (typical mistake is the head is usually too large or too small) but from what I have seen she is bang on.

I give your moms

out of four!

machinegunkelly · 01-06-2005, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrC

thats amazing stuff, she should really look in to doing that to pay bills, i bet she would make some good money off that selling those paintings

Im trying to get her selling stuff online ,
She did at one time before I did design etc , and got taken to the cleaners by the web designer hosting etc , so I think shes afraid it will be like that again .

BUT .. I can get pretty much everything she would need this time around for free , build the site and market it for her
Guarantee she'd make some coin .

The Bootyologist · 01-06-2005, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraskass

Get her to draw a portrait of Juicy.

luv$ · 01-06-2005, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by machinegunkelly

Im trying to get her selling stuff online ,
She did at one time before I did design etc , and got taken to the cleaners by the web designer hosting etc , so I think shes afraid it will be like that again .

BUT .. I can get pretty much everything she would need this time around for free , build the site and market it for her
Guarantee she'd make some coin .

http://gofuckyourself.com/showpost.php?p=6278812&postcount=22

machinegunkelly · 01-06-2005, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv$

http://gofuckyourself.com/showpost.php?p=6278812&postcount=22

Sounds like an idea man .
Grabbing some eats and Ill ICQ you . ;)

Vitasoy · 01-06-2005, 05:27 PM

Damn shes got some mad talent.

xclusive · 01-06-2005, 05:34 PM

She has a lot of talent to bad none of it passed down too you...Just messing with ya you are both talented...

pornguy · 01-06-2005, 05:46 PM

That is a talent that can make some real cash. She can even sell things on Ebay, or with a site.

Tony Montana · 01-06-2005, 05:50 PM

Very Nice

Digipimp · 01-06-2005, 06:00 PM

Is your mom hot? This thread is worthless without pics! Sorry I didn't want to lose the typical GFY flavor. But seriously those portraits are crazy good, they look photo quality nearly.

cool1 · 01-06-2005, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by machinegunkelly

Check this shit out ..
my mother blows my mind with her paintings , but doesnt think shes got the talent to be " big "

This is amazing, she is very talented.
She could make some major coin with this kind of stuff.

Digipimp · 01-06-2005, 06:02 PM

One important point for you and your mom to consider is, I would imagine she enjoys doing this but if you start to involve biz and money it might not be so fun so be careful of that more than anything. Happiness is more valuable than money.

evanmorgan · 01-06-2005, 06:02 PM

i thought you had mis spelled batman

gangbangjoe · 01-06-2005, 06:05 PM

very talented

i wish i could do such things

machinegunkelly · 01-06-2005, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Digipimp

One important point for you and your mom to consider is, I would imagine she enjoys doing this but if you start to involve biz and money it might not be so fun so be careful of that more than anything. Happiness is more valuable than money.

For sure ,
I now what its like to have an artistic project due when you just arent feelin it

Shes got enough stockpiled to open her own gallery , but its " never good enough " which is just another artist quality , you never think your stuff is " good enough " Only others do .

aceman · 01-06-2005, 07:09 PM

damn thats awesome

pxxx · 01-06-2005, 07:19 PM

Wow, that picture is nice.

machinegunkelly · 01-06-2005, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv$

http://gofuckyourself.com/showpost.php?p=6278812&postcount=22

You gettin my ICQ messages bro ?

Sarah_Jayne · 01-06-2005, 07:28 PM

Wow....seriously beautiful stuff.

tungsten · 01-06-2005, 07:36 PM

i think she's got talent

cold_ice · 01-06-2005, 07:49 PM

Hey I'm looking for some Aztec paintings or something along those lines, does she do anything like that ?

Ironhorse · 01-06-2005, 07:53 PM

Wow, she's really good

Ironhorse · 01-06-2005, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cold_ice

Hey I'm looking for some Aztec paintings or something along those lines, does she do anything like that ?

I know an actual Maya that does that here locally, contact me if you're interested in comissioning him to do something for you icq 790728

reynold · 01-06-2005, 07:58 PM

wow that's a nice work of art.

cold_ice · 01-06-2005, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ironhorse

I know an actual Maya that does that here locally, contact me if you're interested in comissioning him to do something for you icq 790728

Any samples? Where you located?

fuelcell · 01-06-2005, 08:19 PM

That looks good. Here's a good site where artists share their work - put it up for input from others, etc. Some really talented people.

http://www.gfxartist.com/

machinegunkelly · 01-06-2005, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuelcell

That looks good. Here's a good site where artists share their work - put it up for input from others, etc. Some really talented people.

http://www.gfxartist.com/

She used to post on the net alot ,
but doesnt now so much .

Artists are weird , shes on like this covert painting mission all by herself LOL

monica · 01-07-2005, 12:09 AM

Your mother's work is very beautiful and she's obviously very talented... and you can tell her I'm qualified to say so because I went to art school :P

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machinegunkelly Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 3,285	My mom is the next Bateman Check this shit out .. my mother blows my mind with her paintings , but doesnt think shes got the talent to be " big " __________________ dead.

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machinegunkelly Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 3,285	Heres a few of her portraits I have had my whole family done , but its time for a redo cause that was when the kids were really young . My daughter alex My buddy devon ( I was there the first time this guy saw snow ) __________________ dead.

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