What is the wildest thing that happend to you on New Years? - GoFuckYourself.com

MailSolutions · 01-05-2005, 09:35 PM

I got bodyslammed into a christmas tree by my drunk friend and swallowed broken orniment glass..

Moral of the story: Don't funnel alize

The Bootyologist · 01-05-2005, 09:41 PM

nothing nearly as dramatic as yours

i had 2 drinks and went to bed

r3ap3r · 01-05-2005, 09:46 PM

My New Year's was fine except that my 2 year old spat chicken in my face and fell asleep under the table. I live a dull life as you can tell.

robfantasy · 01-05-2005, 09:48 PM

i drank too many redbull and vodkas at a rave

Napolean · 01-05-2005, 09:51 PM

last year (year before 2004, 2003) i was at a new years party at this one dudes house

he comes out with a shotgun, puts it to my head and says "remember how you use to call me mighty aphrodite to make fun of my afro?? well all thru high school everyone called me that and its all because of you!"

i swallowed my pride and apologized, and here i am today

Screaming · 01-05-2005, 09:51 PM

nothing really, we hung out and i went to bed around 2 or so

HizAzPhun · 01-05-2005, 09:54 PM

lol damn dude... wildest thing that happened to me was running from the cops after my friend puked on someones front porch.

mal · 01-05-2005, 10:15 PM

a drunk kid spit beer in my face and i kicked his fucking ass and a girl snorted coke off my dick then sucked the gooey juice of out it.

Fucksakes · 01-05-2005, 10:19 PM

i said 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

pxxx · 01-05-2005, 10:22 PM

I fell asleep 2 minutes before the ball dropped.

Spunky · 01-05-2005, 10:23 PM

I slipped on some ice and split my finger open when I smashed my beer

xlogger · 01-05-2005, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pxxx

I fell asleep 2 minutes before the ball dropped.

your ball dropped on newyear? mine too!! j/k

TheMob · 01-05-2005, 10:27 PM

probably the count down, but i can't remember

MailSolutions · 01-05-2005, 10:30 PM

You lucky SOB Mal... My dream has always been to get some girl to blow a line off of my dick

xclusive · 01-06-2005, 12:33 AM

I fucked my wife

Young · 01-06-2005, 12:40 AM

Montreal. Went to Central Station. Fucked some french chic. My boy fucked her New York girlfriend. We switched off. They left without us even asking them too. A beautiful thing.

nofx · 01-06-2005, 12:42 AM

got really fucking drunk and met some really weird self-centered goth chick

mardigras · 01-06-2005, 01:29 AM

My brother-in-law lit a jumbo bottle rocket and instead of shooting up it flew straight at me and popped a foot away. Felt it, but fortunately wasn't hurt. After watching the ball drop on TV I posted at GFY. Wild night... not

ocho-ocho · 01-06-2005, 01:33 AM

nothing wild happened...it's some kinda ordinary new year...
but im happy coz its the first time my 1 year old daughter had seen fireworks...

flashfire · 01-06-2005, 01:33 AM

one of my buddies beat up another one of my buddies

SilverTab · 01-06-2005, 01:35 AM

Well, this one time...in 99....

Y2K came, and we were all pretty excited to see if anything big would happen...

and then it came...

and nothing happened...

Mefo · 01-06-2005, 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by robfantasy

i drank too many redbull and vodkas at a rave

ow shit I remember stuff like this

TTiger · 01-06-2005, 02:22 AM

ive a new girlfirend since the new year day party (dec 31)..she's my best friend for 8 years and now she's my girlfriend we are in love..:-p

PenisFace · 01-06-2005, 02:27 AM

My dog ran out the front door and I had to chase it down the street. That was about the most excitement I had

MissMiranda · 01-06-2005, 02:28 AM

Went to the VNV concert.. and some drunk chick behind me proceded to..spill a drink on me.. apologize..sing off key very fucking loud and then reached over and planted one of me for nye (nothing to be turned on about as i dont like girls)

Leson to the drunk chick: dont go to a club wearing a corset and get drunk cause your tits are gona keep falling out haha.

KRL · 01-06-2005, 02:37 AM

I was at a party and saw a bunch of people munching on these delicious looking brownies at the table where all the food was. So nieve me goes over thinking wow someone took the time to bake homemade brownies on New Years, that's pretty cool.

Go to munch on one and got this instant tobacco sensation on my tongue. I'm thinking WTF someone must have dropped a cig in the batter or something. So I immediately spit it all out in my hand and walked over to the trash and bumped into the gal who was hosting and I said to her no offense but whoever baked the brownies didn't know what they were doing, these taste like shit.

She goes you ate the brownies and started to laugh? And then it hit me what kind of brownies they were.

mardigras · 01-06-2005, 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissMiranda

Leson to the drunk chick: dont go to a club wearing a corset and get drunk cause your tits are gona keep falling out haha.

You say that like it's a bad thing

01-05-2005, 09:35 PM	#1
MailSolutions So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 92	What is the wildest thing that happend to you on New Years? I got bodyslammed into a christmas tree by my drunk friend and swallowed broken orniment glass.. Moral of the story: Don't funnel alize

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Napolean Old school Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Kettering, OH Posts: 4,327	last year (year before 2004, 2003) i was at a new years party at this one dudes house he comes out with a shotgun, puts it to my head and says "remember how you use to call me mighty aphrodite to make fun of my afro?? well all thru high school everyone called me that and its all because of you!" i swallowed my pride and apologized, and here i am today __________________ Need a programmer? (Desktop/Web Applications) --- Skype: napoleande

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Screaming I can change this!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 18,972	nothing really, we hung out and i went to bed around 2 or so __________________

01-05-2005, 09:41 PM	#2
The Bootyologist So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: m00dville Posts: 2,912	nothing nearly as dramatic as yours i had 2 drinks and went to bed

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HizAzPhun Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: vachinatown Posts: 470	lol damn dude... wildest thing that happened to me was running from the cops after my friend puked on someones front porch. __________________ see sig.

01-05-2005, 10:15 PM	#8
mal Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,899	a drunk kid spit beer in my face and i kicked his fucking ass and a girl snorted coke off my dick then sucked the gooey juice of out it.

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pxxx First African GFY Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,114	I fell asleep 2 minutes before the ball dropped.

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MailSolutions So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 92	You lucky SOB Mal... My dream has always been to get some girl to blow a line off of my dick

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Young Bland for life Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,468	Montreal. Went to Central Station. Fucked some french chic. My boy fucked her New York girlfriend. We switched off. They left without us even asking them too. A beautiful thing. __________________ ★★★

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ocho-ocho Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,769	nothing wild happened...it's some kinda ordinary new year... but im happy coz its the first time my 1 year old daughter had seen fireworks... __________________ ____________________________ under construction

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flashfire ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2 Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 13,098	one of my buddies beat up another one of my buddies

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TTiger Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: quebec, canada Posts: 3,030	ive a new girlfirend since the new year day party (dec 31)..she's my best friend for 8 years and now she's my girlfriend we are in love..:-p __________________

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MissMiranda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Riverside,CA Posts: 583	Went to the VNV concert.. and some drunk chick behind me proceded to..spill a drink on me.. apologize..sing off key very fucking loud and then reached over and planted one of me for nye (nothing to be turned on about as i dont like girls) Leson to the drunk chick: dont go to a club wearing a corset and get drunk cause your tits are gona keep falling out haha. __________________

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