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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 92
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What is the wildest thing that happend to you on New Years?
I got bodyslammed into a christmas tree by my drunk friend and swallowed broken orniment glass..
Moral of the story: Don't funnel alize |
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#2 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: m00dville
Posts: 2,912
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nothing nearly as dramatic as yours
i had 2 drinks and went to bed |
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#3 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 3,535
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My New Year's was fine except that my 2 year old spat chicken in my face and fell asleep under the table. I live a dull life as you can tell.
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#4 |
Confirmed User
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Medellin, Colombia
Posts: 6,445
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i drank too many redbull and vodkas at a rave
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#5 |
Old school
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Kettering, OH
Posts: 4,327
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last year (year before 2004, 2003) i was at a new years party at this one dudes house
he comes out with a shotgun, puts it to my head and says "remember how you use to call me mighty aphrodite to make fun of my afro?? well all thru high school everyone called me that and its all because of you!" i swallowed my pride and apologized, and here i am today ![]()
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#6 |
I can change this!!!!!
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 18,972
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nothing really, we hung out and i went to bed around 2 or so
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#7 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: vachinatown
Posts: 470
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lol damn dude... wildest thing that happened to me was running from the cops after my friend puked on someones front porch.
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#8 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 1,899
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a drunk kid spit beer in my face and i kicked his fucking ass and a girl snorted coke off my dick then sucked the gooey juice of out it.
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#9 |
Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 7,567
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i said 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
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#10 |
First African GFY Member
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 12,114
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I fell asleep 2 minutes before the ball dropped.
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I need a beer
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,944
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I slipped on some ice and split my finger open when I smashed my beer
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#13 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: 2006
Posts: 8,584
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probably the count down, but i can't remember
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#14 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 92
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You lucky SOB Mal... My dream has always been to get some girl to blow a line off of my dick
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Buffalo, NY
Posts: 35,218
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I fucked my wife
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Bland for life
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 10,468
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Montreal. Went to Central Station. Fucked some french chic. My boy fucked her New York girlfriend. We switched off. They left without us even asking them too. A beautiful thing.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Virgin Mary's womb
Posts: 16,826
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got really fucking drunk and met some really weird self-centered goth chick
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#18 |
Bon temps!
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: down yonder
Posts: 14,194
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My brother-in-law lit a jumbo bottle rocket and instead of shooting up it flew straight at me and popped a foot away. Felt it, but fortunately wasn't hurt. After watching the ball drop on TV I posted at GFY. Wild night... not
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#19 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 1,769
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nothing wild happened...it's some kinda ordinary new year...
but im happy coz its the first time my 1 year old daughter had seen fireworks... ![]()
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ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 13,098
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one of my buddies beat up another one of my buddies
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: MTL
Posts: 5,060
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Well, this one time...in 99....
Y2K came, and we were all pretty excited to see if anything big would happen... and then it came... and nothing happened... ![]()
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Amsterdam
Posts: 6,169
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Quote:
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#23 |
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: quebec, canada
Posts: 3,030
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ive a new girlfirend since the new year day party (dec 31)..she's my best friend for 8 years and now she's my girlfriend we are in love..:-p
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 3,774
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My dog ran out the front door and I had to chase it down the street. That was about the most excitement I had
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#25 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Riverside,CA
Posts: 583
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Went to the VNV concert.. and some drunk chick behind me proceded to..spill a drink on me.. apologize..sing off key very fucking loud and then reached over and planted one of me for nye (nothing to be turned on about as i dont like girls)
Leson to the drunk chick: dont go to a club wearing a corset and get drunk cause your tits are gona keep falling out haha. |
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#26 |
Entrepreneur
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: USA
Posts: 31,429
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I was at a party and saw a bunch of people munching on these delicious looking brownies at the table where all the food was. So nieve me goes over thinking wow someone took the time to bake homemade brownies on New Years, that's pretty cool.
Go to munch on one and got this instant tobacco sensation on my tongue. I'm thinking WTF someone must have dropped a cig in the batter or something. So I immediately spit it all out in my hand and walked over to the trash and bumped into the gal who was hosting and I said to her no offense but whoever baked the brownies didn't know what they were doing, these taste like shit. She goes you ate the brownies and started to laugh? And then it hit me what kind of brownies they were. ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Bon temps!
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: down yonder
Posts: 14,194
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