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Old 01-05-2005, 09:35 PM   #1
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What is the wildest thing that happend to you on New Years?

I got bodyslammed into a christmas tree by my drunk friend and swallowed broken orniment glass..

Moral of the story: Don't funnel alize
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Old 01-05-2005, 09:41 PM   #2
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nothing nearly as dramatic as yours

i had 2 drinks and went to bed
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Old 01-05-2005, 09:46 PM   #3
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My New Year's was fine except that my 2 year old spat chicken in my face and fell asleep under the table. I live a dull life as you can tell.
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Old 01-05-2005, 09:48 PM   #4
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i drank too many redbull and vodkas at a rave
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Old 01-05-2005, 09:51 PM   #5
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last year (year before 2004, 2003) i was at a new years party at this one dudes house

he comes out with a shotgun, puts it to my head and says "remember how you use to call me mighty aphrodite to make fun of my afro?? well all thru high school everyone called me that and its all because of you!"

i swallowed my pride and apologized, and here i am today
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Old 01-05-2005, 09:51 PM   #6
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nothing really, we hung out and i went to bed around 2 or so
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Old 01-05-2005, 09:54 PM   #7
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lol damn dude... wildest thing that happened to me was running from the cops after my friend puked on someones front porch.
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:15 PM   #8
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a drunk kid spit beer in my face and i kicked his fucking ass and a girl snorted coke off my dick then sucked the gooey juice of out it.
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:19 PM   #9
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i said 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:22 PM   #10
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I fell asleep 2 minutes before the ball dropped.
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:23 PM   #11
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I slipped on some ice and split my finger open when I smashed my beer
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:24 PM   #12
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I fell asleep 2 minutes before the ball dropped.
your ball dropped on newyear? mine too!! j/k
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:27 PM   #13
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probably the count down, but i can't remember
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:30 PM   #14
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You lucky SOB Mal... My dream has always been to get some girl to blow a line off of my dick
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Old 01-06-2005, 12:33 AM   #15
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Old 01-06-2005, 12:40 AM   #16
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Montreal. Went to Central Station. Fucked some french chic. My boy fucked her New York girlfriend. We switched off. They left without us even asking them too. A beautiful thing.
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Old 01-06-2005, 12:42 AM   #17
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got really fucking drunk and met some really weird self-centered goth chick
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Old 01-06-2005, 01:29 AM   #18
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My brother-in-law lit a jumbo bottle rocket and instead of shooting up it flew straight at me and popped a foot away. Felt it, but fortunately wasn't hurt. After watching the ball drop on TV I posted at GFY. Wild night... not
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Old 01-06-2005, 01:33 AM   #19
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nothing wild happened...it's some kinda ordinary new year...
but im happy coz its the first time my 1 year old daughter had seen fireworks...
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Old 01-06-2005, 01:33 AM   #20
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one of my buddies beat up another one of my buddies
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Old 01-06-2005, 01:35 AM   #21
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Well, this one time...in 99....

Y2K came, and we were all pretty excited to see if anything big would happen...

and then it came...

and nothing happened...
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Old 01-06-2005, 02:13 AM   #22
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i drank too many redbull and vodkas at a rave

ow shit I remember stuff like this
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Old 01-06-2005, 02:22 AM   #23
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ive a new girlfirend since the new year day party (dec 31)..she's my best friend for 8 years and now she's my girlfriend we are in love..:-p
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Old 01-06-2005, 02:27 AM   #24
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My dog ran out the front door and I had to chase it down the street. That was about the most excitement I had
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Old 01-06-2005, 02:28 AM   #25
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Went to the VNV concert.. and some drunk chick behind me proceded to..spill a drink on me.. apologize..sing off key very fucking loud and then reached over and planted one of me for nye (nothing to be turned on about as i dont like girls)

Leson to the drunk chick: dont go to a club wearing a corset and get drunk cause your tits are gona keep falling out haha.
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Old 01-06-2005, 02:37 AM   #26
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I was at a party and saw a bunch of people munching on these delicious looking brownies at the table where all the food was. So nieve me goes over thinking wow someone took the time to bake homemade brownies on New Years, that's pretty cool.

Go to munch on one and got this instant tobacco sensation on my tongue. I'm thinking WTF someone must have dropped a cig in the batter or something. So I immediately spit it all out in my hand and walked over to the trash and bumped into the gal who was hosting and I said to her no offense but whoever baked the brownies didn't know what they were doing, these taste like shit.

She goes you ate the brownies and started to laugh? And then it hit me what kind of brownies they were.



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Old 01-06-2005, 02:53 AM   #27
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Leson to the drunk chick: dont go to a club wearing a corset and get drunk cause your tits are gona keep falling out haha.
You say that like it's a bad thing
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