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Funky Bastard · 01-05-2005, 02:33 AM

I could not get any girls to go home with me!

What do I have to tell the girllys to take them home?

I tried

I want to be your personal slave on your day off - Dident work
God you are hot want to party after work - Dident work
Hey girls I got some coke and some extacy back at the hotel - worked
I got one that wanted to party but couldent find her ass so I left!

What to do next time any help?

nofx · 01-05-2005, 02:36 AM

tell them your penis is made out of gold and chocolate and that you will cuddle with them.

cali_22 · 01-05-2005, 02:36 AM

wrong place dude try whore house instead

Funky Bastard · 01-05-2005, 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cali_22

wrong place dude try whore house instead

Yeah but we dont have them here all the hookers are guys!

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-05-2005, 02:37 AM

Might I reccomend:
http://www.stripclubexposed.com

It might help.

GFED · 01-05-2005, 02:46 AM

gottah have the chickenfeed for the chickenheads...

shima · 01-05-2005, 03:10 AM

Some strippers I know of are no hoes at all. Try another place.. Or get a decent chick.

lazycash · 01-05-2005, 08:20 AM

Next time offer them gr8movies.com for a little nookie nookie. Does your babymama know you're trying to pick up on strippers?

DEA - banned for life · 01-05-2005, 08:30 AM

Next time run YE OLD WEBMASTER SCAM "hey do you have a website? well you need one you can make alot more money online and not have to pimp your ass on a stage or some fat guys lap playing titty bingo all nite,..heres my card let me know if your interested" then play it like you dont give a shit either way.By the end of the nite she or one of her friends will be all over you trying to get a freebie site built wich ofcoarse will need content

Mike Okitch · 01-05-2005, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HKS

Yeah but we dont have them here all the hookers are guys!

Talking from experience there eh Kyle?

Morphious · 01-05-2005, 10:51 AM

HA DEA - That so works ! use it every year!

nofx · 01-05-2005, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash

Next time offer them gr8movies.com for a little nookie nookie. Does your babymama know you're trying to pick up on strippers?

Manowar · 01-05-2005, 12:47 PM

flash some cash.

pornguy · 01-05-2005, 12:51 PM

Come down to Mexico, and I will show you some places that you dont even have to ask them. The hotel is the next door over, and they will walk right in. 85$ and she is your for half an hour. Viagra is sold on the corner for 10 dollars.

Jman · 01-05-2005, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx

tell them your penis is made out of gold and chocolate and that you will cuddle with them.

xclusive · 01-05-2005, 01:09 PM

tell them you are a virgin honesty is best policy...

MattO · 01-05-2005, 01:09 PM

Brag about your awesome domains.

TheMob · 01-05-2005, 01:49 PM

yes, nofx has a lot of good ideas today

Funky Bastard · 01-05-2005, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEA

Next time run YE OLD WEBMASTER SCAM "hey do you have a website? well you need one you can make alot more money online and not have to pimp your ass on a stage or some fat guys lap playing titty bingo all nite,..heres my card let me know if your interested" then play it like you dont give a shit either way.By the end of the nite she or one of her friends will be all over you trying to get a freebie site built wich ofcoarse will need content

I am going to try this soon got to get all my shit in order first get some cards made and what not.

xclusive · 01-05-2005, 02:49 PM

Dude just be honest and nice to them

Funky Bastard · 01-05-2005, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive

Dude just be honest and nice to them

Hello my name is BOB I would like to take you home and have sweet sweet sex with you please!

Fucksakes · 01-05-2005, 02:51 PM

I used to go to raves with the chicks all the time.

one time thou in montreal i just asked if they work after hours for house parties, and she spoke to me what goes and doesnt and how many friends at the club can come etc.

but don't fall for stripper chicks, they will just pretend to be yours and hang out with you to get even more money. i've seen it happen many times.

DrewKole · 01-05-2005, 02:51 PM

What club kyle?

I used to know a ton of girls from The Palace...

I wanna check out the new SA Gentlemans club too...

Stallion · 01-05-2005, 02:53 PM

Too bad you couldn't talk them into coming home with you.. Better luck next time..

Funky Bastard · 01-05-2005, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrewKole

What club kyle?

I used to know a ton of girls from The Palace...

I wanna check out the new SA Gentlemans club too...

I been their

This was centerfolds use to be the penthouse club.

Mike Okitch · 01-05-2005, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HKS

I am going to try this soon got to get all my shit in order first get some cards made and what not.

Great idea Kyle. I just wanted to help out and got a mock up design of business cards you could use.

jt420 · 01-05-2005, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx

tell them your penis is made out of gold and chocolate and that you will cuddle with them.

one of the best pick up lines ive ever heard..

01-05-2005, 02:33 AM	#1
Funky Bastard So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: San Antonio, Texas Posts: 2,544	I just got back from the strip joint! I could not get any girls to go home with me! What do I have to tell the girllys to take them home? I tried I want to be your personal slave on your day off - Dident work God you are hot want to party after work - Dident work Hey girls I got some coke and some extacy back at the hotel - worked I got one that wanted to party but couldent find her ass so I left! What to do next time any help?

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01-05-2005, 02:51 PM	#22
Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	I used to go to raves with the chicks all the time. one time thou in montreal i just asked if they work after hours for house parties, and she spoke to me what goes and doesnt and how many friends at the club can come etc. but don't fall for stripper chicks, they will just pretend to be yours and hang out with you to get even more money. i've seen it happen many times.

01-05-2005, 02:51 PM	#23
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01-05-2005, 02:53 PM	#24
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