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  • Funky Bastard
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2004
    • 2544
    #1

    I just got back from the strip joint!

    I could not get any girls to go home with me!

    What do I have to tell the girllys to take them home?

    I tried

    I want to be your personal slave on your day off - Dident work
    God you are hot want to party after work - Dident work
    Hey girls I got some coke and some extacy back at the hotel - worked
    I got one that wanted to party but couldent find her ass so I left!

    What to do next time any help?
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    • nofx
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Nov 2002
      • 16826
      #2
      tell them your penis is made out of gold and chocolate and that you will cuddle with them.

      Often times I wonder why
      There's love and hate, theres live or die.
      When sickness comes I must decide:
      When feelings go, theres suicide.

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        • cali_22
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2002
          • 2330
          #3
          wrong place dude try whore house instead

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            • Funky Bastard
              So Fucking Banned
              • Nov 2004
              • 2544
              #4
              Originally posted by cali_22
              wrong place dude try whore house instead
              Yeah but we dont have them here all the hookers are guys!

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                • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                  best designer on GFY
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 30307
                  #5
                  Might I reccomend:
                  http://www.stripclubexposed.com

                  It might help.

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                    • GFED
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2002
                      • 8121
                      #6
                      gottah have the chickenfeed for the chickenheads...
                      https://www.flow.page/savethechildren

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                        • shima
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2003
                          • 1753
                          #7
                          Some strippers I know of are no hoes at all. Try another place.. Or get a decent chick.

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                            • lazycash
                              Troll Patrol
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 15214
                              #8
                              Next time offer them gr8movies.com for a little nookie nookie. Does your babymama know you're trying to pick up on strippers?
                              "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

                              Its crazy..."

                              VenusBlogger

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                                • DEA - banned for life
                                  V.I.P.
                                  • Nov 2004
                                  • 7886
                                  #9
                                  Next time run YE OLD WEBMASTER SCAM "hey do you have a website? well you need one you can make alot more money online and not have to pimp your ass on a stage or some fat guys lap playing titty bingo all nite,..heres my card let me know if your interested" then play it like you dont give a shit either way.By the end of the nite she or one of her friends will be all over you trying to get a freebie site built wich ofcoarse will need content

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                                    • Mike Okitch
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2004
                                      • 4126
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by HKS
                                      Yeah but we dont have them here all the hookers are guys!
                                      Talking from experience there eh Kyle?
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                                        • Morphious
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Sep 2004
                                          • 197
                                          #11
                                          HA DEA - That so works ! use it every year!

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                                            • nofx
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 16826
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by lazycash
                                              Next time offer them gr8movies.com for a little nookie nookie. Does your babymama know you're trying to pick up on strippers?

                                              Often times I wonder why
                                              There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                              When sickness comes I must decide:
                                              When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                                • Manowar
                                                  jellyfish  
                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                  • 71528
                                                  #13
                                                  flash some cash.

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                                                    • pornguy
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 62910
                                                      #14
                                                      Come down to Mexico, and I will show you some places that you dont even have to ask them. The hotel is the next door over, and they will walk right in. 85$ and she is your for half an hour. Viagra is sold on the corner for 10 dollars.
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                                                        • Jman
                                                          Already an AI veteran
                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                          • 22831
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by nofx
                                                          tell them your penis is made out of gold and chocolate and that you will cuddle with them.
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                                                            • xclusive
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                              • 35218
                                                              #16
                                                              tell them you are a virgin honesty is best policy...

                                                              I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /


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                                                                • MattO
                                                                  The O is for Oohhh
                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                  • 10861
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Brag about your awesome domains.

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                                                                    • TheMob
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                      • 8584
                                                                      #18
                                                                      yes, nofx has a lot of good ideas today

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                                                                        • Funky Bastard
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                                          • 2544
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by DEA
                                                                          Next time run YE OLD WEBMASTER SCAM "hey do you have a website? well you need one you can make alot more money online and not have to pimp your ass on a stage or some fat guys lap playing titty bingo all nite,..heres my card let me know if your interested" then play it like you dont give a shit either way.By the end of the nite she or one of her friends will be all over you trying to get a freebie site built wich ofcoarse will need content
                                                                          I am going to try this soon got to get all my shit in order first get some cards made and what not.

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                                                                            • xclusive
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                                              • 35218
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Dude just be honest and nice to them

                                                                              I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /


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                                                                                • Funky Bastard
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                                  • 2544
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by xclusive
                                                                                  Dude just be honest and nice to them
                                                                                  Hello my name is BOB I would like to take you home and have sweet sweet sex with you please!

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                                                                                    • Fucksakes
                                                                                      Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                      • 7567
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      I used to go to raves with the chicks all the time.

                                                                                      one time thou in montreal i just asked if they work after hours for house parties, and she spoke to me what goes and doesnt and how many friends at the club can come etc.

                                                                                      but don't fall for stripper chicks, they will just pretend to be yours and hang out with you to get even more money. i've seen it happen many times.

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                                                                                        • DrewKole
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                          • 5193
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          What club kyle?

                                                                                          I used to know a ton of girls from The Palace...

                                                                                          I wanna check out the new SA Gentlemans club too...

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                                                                                            • Stallion
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                              • 6632
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Too bad you couldn't talk them into coming home with you.. Better luck next time..
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                                                                                                • Funky Bastard
                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                                                  • 2544
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by DrewKole
                                                                                                  What club kyle?

                                                                                                  I used to know a ton of girls from The Palace...

                                                                                                  I wanna check out the new SA Gentlemans club too...
                                                                                                  I been their This was centerfolds use to be the penthouse club.

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                                                                                                    • Mike Okitch
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                                                      • 4126
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by HKS
                                                                                                      I am going to try this soon got to get all my shit in order first get some cards made and what not.
                                                                                                      Great idea Kyle. I just wanted to help out and got a mock up design of business cards you could use.


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                                                                                                        • jt420
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                                                          • 2479
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by nofx
                                                                                                          tell them your penis is made out of gold and chocolate and that you will cuddle with them.
                                                                                                          one of the best pick up lines ive ever heard..
                                                                                                          I made my fortune selling pubic wigs! New program Merkin Money coming soon!

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