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10-24-2001, 06:51 PM
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Anouncement: New Jesus Defense Briefcase[Tm]
Traveling to Absurdistan or Detroit and need a new briefcase to protect you? Try one of our new Jesus Defense Briefcase[Tm]!
Now you can carry lifesaving protection with you everyday without a second thought. Introducing The Jesus Defense Briefcase? from Jesus Defense -- the only patented hard leather briefcase on the market that combines style and elegance with life saving capability. Model A  Model B   With the quick push of a button, a hidden compartment springs open from the briefcase to reveal a holstered firearm strategically positioned for instant retrieval. The process to open the briefcase and draw your firearm takes less than a second. Model C  Each briefcase comes equipped with a universal holster, two magazine pouches, and the capacity to add a bulletproof panel, pepper spray, and a handcuff case. Custom exterior finishes and applications are available upon request. As a traditional functioning briefcase, the suede and leather interior offers ample storage space for documents and valuables. The Jesus Defense Briefcase ? is ideal for wholesale jewelry reps, retail merchants, bodyguards, private investigators, law enforcement, and security personnel. It even makes a perfect accessory for well-dressed executives, who would like the security of carrying a full-sized firearm, without altering their wardrobe. The Jesus Defense Briefcase ? is built to last a lifetime, featuring solid bass wood with interlocking corners for added strength. The quality is that of briefcases sold only in fine luggage shops; not office supply stores. For the price of an average full-sized firearm, you can protect yourself everyday for the rest of your life. Please contact us for pricing and availability. How much is your life worth? Boneprone-4-Life ------------------ wiZd0m Thunder Free Adult Hosting - Fastest servers in the industry Fortune Pussy Adult Links - The best in adult links |
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10-24-2001, 07:23 PM
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There can be only one
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10-24-2001, 07:31 PM
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Mafia Production and Thug Cash are two of our big customers. You can ask for refferences.
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10-24-2001, 07:36 PM
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hell yeah got to get me one of them briefcases.
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10-25-2001, 12:53 AM
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the best briefcases,i'll do a mass order, I'm planning to do a business trip to Kampul. I heard it is considered a must place now where the American elite visit for holidays.
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10-25-2001, 01:12 AM
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This is one of the briefcases i walk around with... Look at the trigger on the carry handle,Hidden fully Auto sub machine gun
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10-25-2001, 01:16 AM
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As you can see, Snow bought the deluxe model
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10-25-2001, 01:18 AM
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HAL 9000
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did you buy it as a gift for tyler?
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10-25-2001, 08:41 AM
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wizd0m, waiting on your contact for the outstanding balance.
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10-25-2001, 12:49 PM
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not bad wizdom.
Welcome back to the realm of creativity! Welcome to the family. |
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10-25-2001, 12:53 PM
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I want one of those
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10-25-2001, 01:20 PM
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