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wiZd0m 10-24-2001 06:51 PM

Anouncement: New Jesus Defense Briefcase[Tm]
 
Traveling to Absurdistan or Detroit and need a new briefcase to protect you? Try one of our new Jesus Defense Briefcase[Tm]!


Now you can carry lifesaving protection with you everyday without a second thought. Introducing The Jesus Defense Briefcase? from Jesus Defense -- the only patented hard leather briefcase on the market that combines style and elegance with life saving capability.

Model A
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Model B
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With the quick push of a button, a hidden compartment springs open from the briefcase to reveal a holstered firearm strategically positioned for instant retrieval. The process to open the briefcase and draw your firearm takes less than a second.

Model C
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Each briefcase comes equipped with a universal holster, two magazine pouches, and the capacity to add a bulletproof panel, pepper spray, and a handcuff case. Custom exterior finishes and applications are available upon request.

As a traditional functioning briefcase, the suede and leather interior offers ample storage space for documents and valuables. The Jesus Defense Briefcase ? is ideal for wholesale jewelry reps, retail merchants, bodyguards, private investigators, law enforcement, and security personnel. It even makes a perfect accessory for well-dressed executives, who would like the security of carrying a full-sized firearm, without altering their wardrobe.

The Jesus Defense Briefcase ? is built to last a lifetime, featuring solid bass wood with interlocking corners for added strength. The quality is that of briefcases sold only in fine luggage shops; not office supply stores.

For the price of an average full-sized firearm, you can protect yourself everyday for the rest of your life. Please contact us for pricing and availability.

How much is your life worth?

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Amputate Your Head 10-24-2001 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wiZd0m:
-- that combines style and elegance with life saving capability.

Yea... cuz ya wanna look good when yer blowin' someone's face off. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif


wiZd0m 10-24-2001 07:31 PM

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Dirtypainter 10-24-2001 07:36 PM

hell yeah got to get me one of them briefcases.

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Theo 10-25-2001 12:53 AM

the best briefcases,i'll do a mass order, I'm planning to do a business trip to Kampul. I heard it is considered a must place now where the American elite visit for holidays.

SNOW 10-25-2001 01:12 AM

This is one of the briefcases i walk around with... Look at the trigger on the carry handle,Hidden fully Auto sub machine gun

HK-MP5

http://www.dennysguns.com/hkdealer/guns/17.jpg

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wiZd0m 10-25-2001 01:16 AM

As you can see, Snow bought the deluxe model http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

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Theo 10-25-2001 01:18 AM

did you buy it as a gift for tyler?

$tandaman 10-25-2001 08:41 AM

wizd0m, waiting on your contact for the outstanding balance.

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boneprone 10-25-2001 12:49 PM

not bad wizdom.
Welcome back to the realm of creativity!

Welcome to the family.

h0st 10-25-2001 12:53 PM

I want one of those http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

.:h0st

Squishy 10-25-2001 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SNOW:
This is one of the briefcases i walk around with... Look at the trigger on the carry handle,Hidden fully Auto sub machine gun

HK-MP5

http://www.dennysguns.com/hkdealer/guns/17.jpg


Snow, I wanna hang with you, man! Get to Wyoming...we drink, we shoot, we drink again! Whoo-hoo!


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