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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: NC
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So I tried to cook my own feet...
Was downstairs making boiled eggs for my breakfast. Pull the pan off the burner and spilled about half of the boiling water on my foot. Ofcourse I was wearing socks, so it didn't just splash on there and run off. It soaked into my sock and extended the burning process a bit longer.
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#2 |
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Better that than spilling it on your bollocks
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Buffalo, NY
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Now that is a shitty way to start the morning...
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Join Date: Aug 2003
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Fucking ouch!!!!!!!! I feel your pain however. I filled a pan with butter yesterday becuase I wanted to fry up some left over mashed potatos. The butter was liquid and boiling and I ( like a dumbass) dropped the mashed potatos into the boiling butter..........and I should mention I wasn't wearing a shirt at the time. splashed it all over my chest. No fun at all.
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Join Date: Nov 2003
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That's why there is a McDonalds around the block
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"Without us, some men would starve."
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 18,812
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lol holy shit!!! are you okay?
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#8 |
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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you should have thought about the old saying before doing that...
"never cook your own feet" |
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ouuuch man, just... ouch
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Kamloops, BC
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That sucks man. I have a scar on my side from removing a cookie sheet from the oven when I wasn't wearing a shirt....
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#13 |
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: 2006
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so how were the eggs?
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be thankful you didn't drop your weenie in the boiling water by accident.
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that sucks big time, treat the burns asap.
being a child I once put my palm on a frying pan. no one around me could sleep for the next couple of month af ther the incident. 20 something years later scars completely gone and i dont remember which hand was it. although my memory still can recall the pain. few years later after frying my palm i remember pouring a gallon of boiling water over my chest. almost impossible pain for a kid. |
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#16 |
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Riverside,CA
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Ug, my boyfriend told me about how when he was a child.. 4 or so he was with his father at a smog testing shop.
He saw something fall out of the exzaust pipe and picked it up not knowing it was super super hot. It burned his hand so bad he said it felt cold to the touch. But now luckly he doest have a scar or anything. |
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